[quote author=Ryan link=topic=42443.msg1209198#msg1209198 date=1288581647]
[quote author=Paddy link=topic=42443.msg1207835#msg1207835 date=1288356344]
I walked up to a German bird and said, "Fancy being raped?"
She said, "Nine".
I said, "You kinky bitch, I can probably manage 3.
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She probably said 'Nein' to be fair.
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Blame sickipedia.