"I did not mean ‘Biff’. I’ve never heard that one before. Poor the me, I guess. I meant ‘Biffa’. As in Biffa Bacon, the sad, simple, pig-ignorant cartoon character, who goes through life reacting with violence and idiocy to every single person and situation that he encounters. For some reason, he pops into my head when reading most of Brendan’s posts. And yet, I suspect that’s only the persona that we encounter on this forum. I suspect that the real person behind that persona is a lot more like the sniveling, upper-class twit that Biffa spends his life tormenting in the cartoon."
I'M BIFFA BACON!
(And a snivelling upper-class twit).
Perhaps this dichotomy is the root of all of my myriad personal issues.
How perspicacious of Whadders. He should be a psychiatrist. Or maybe see one. Might get rid of that Herbert Lom twitch.