I wanNaby (Under the sea in an Octopus's Garden in the Shade) - Deal Confirmed

[Fabio]

Didnt he inform Leipzig that he wanted to leave? Twice?

So the press claim. I'm talking Coutinho level of kick offery.

 

[Judge Jules]

"I love the city of Leipzig, and I will never forget this city," said Keita. "I think that in a couple of years or threee, I will have the level to play for one of the biggest clubs. That includes Barcelona, but also Real Madrid and Manchester City too."

Fair enough. Did he say it before or after he came out with that bit about playing for Klopp?

 

[reuque]

Last I checked his instagram handle is nabydecokeita and not nabygerrardkeita so your guess is good as mine which club he'd jump to join.

 

[Mamma Mia]

So the press claim. I'm talking Coutinho level of kick offery.

Lol. Wait, you're actually being serious aren't you?

 

[Insignificance]

What a rotten gang? Have people given totally up?? This is happening!!!

 

[darkstarexodus]

You may assume that I am here at camp 24/7. Just curling up with a good book and waiting for something to happen.

 

[dantes]

You may well end up like that Knight Templar from The Last Crusade.

 

[Frogfish]

Do you have a link for that? The only statement from him that I've seen quoted was one to the effect that, if Jürgen Klopp wants you, it's hard to say no.

It wasn't Keita per se .. it was his whole fucking village !

 

[The Nomad]

Leipzig said no one is for sale. They sold Burke.. The house of cards is set to fall.

 

[Holle]

This carcrash of a thread doesn't want to die.

 

[Woland]

Can't we merge it with the cannibal submarine one in the chat forum?

 

[rurikbird]

Can't we merge it with the cannibal submarine one in the chat forum?

Cannibal? Did I miss something?

 

[Woland]

There's no way he didn't eat bits of his victims

 

[Oncy]

There's no way he didn't eat bits of his victims

They could feed his whole country

 

[Hyena]

I wonder if there's any chance of a winter transfer with this one.

Especially if RB get knocked out the CL...

 

[the count]

Bad news lads.
I have heard there is a much nicer camp up the road so I am going to head on up there.
However its not all bad news as I am going to throw a leaving part.
There are some dancing girls coming, I am getting the caterers in and I have arranged to have some, ahem, other substances for those that enjoy that sort of thing.
It is going to be like a scene from an Austin Powers movie.
And the great news is you are all invited

 

[Hyena]

Bad news lads.
I have heard there is a much nicer camp up the road so I am going to head on up there.
However its not all bad news as I am going to throw a leaving part.
There are some dancing girls coming, I am getting the caterers in and I have arranged to have some, ahem, other substances for those that enjoy that sort of thing.
It is going to be like a scene from an Austin Powers movie.
And the great news is you are all invited

Bye.

Oh btw Twitter says Naby Keita has landed in Manchester Airport...

 

[the count]

................
Oooops.
Posted that last one without finishing the post.
I was about to say you are all invited to watch.
Except don't put your faces too close to the campervan's windows.
I don't want you creeping the girls out

 

[737Max]

This is worse than that Michael Essien thread on Koptalk.

 

[the count]

Liverpool agree club record deal with RB Leipzig for Naby Keita which will see him sign NEXT SUMMER.

Keita having medical today. Officially joins on July 1, 2018. Lvpl paid premium now on top of next summer’s £48million release clause.

paul joyce‏ @_pauljoyce 2m2 minutes ago

 

[dmishra]

Deal agreed to sign him next summer as per Joyce.

 

[Mystic]

Thats so bizarre.

 

[the count]

 

[HC]

The fuck?

Fairrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr enough....I bet he has a bollocks season now

 

[dmishra]

Coutinho is certainly leaving. Bet on it.

 

[the count]

Thats so bizarre.

he will be paid for with the Coutinho money

 

[the count]

Coutinho is certainly leaving. Bet on it.

next summer

 

[rurikbird]

That's great!

 

[dmishra]

Goodbye Phil.

 

[jon545660]

@_pauljoyce
Keita having medical today. Officially joins on July 1, 2018.
Lvpl paid premium now on top of next summer’s £48million release clause.