I wanNaby (Under the sea in an Octopus's Garden in the Shade) - Deal Confirmed

[Frogfish]

"Back to camp"???

Back?! BACK??! BAAACCCCKKKK?????!!!!

I've been here all along! For the past three days I've been drinking my own piss & I've only had grasshoppers to eat!

You do know that once drugs have exited your system in the form of urine that drinking it won't give you a second hit ?

 

[Frogfish]

He bought a flat in rockferry. He was overheard saying "I knew property here was cheap, but £6 for a two bedroom flat is ridiculous"

Actually that's an inaccurate quote it was .... ridiculously expensive for Rock Ferry.

 

[rurikbird]

Sorry guys, I moved into "We're dickheads" camp.

 

[doctor_mac]

Sorry guys, I moved into "We're dickheads" camp.

Most of the site camps there I'd imagine....

 

[Skullflower]

I started the we're dickheads camp but I left when others came along and diluted the vibe I had going on.

 

[Mamma Mia]

You do know that once drugs have exited your system in the form of urine that drinking it won't give you a second hit ?

This is not entirely true

 

[Red Astaire]

Has he been spotted buying a house on the wirral yet? Any fule kno that's when shit gets real.

Ha! When you start seeing photo's of kids on purple bins peering over concrete that you know. It's between knowing 'your shit' and knowing 'you're shit'. Bless Dunk (the massive head wand) 🙂

 

[darkstarexodus]

You do know that once drugs have exited your system in the form of urine that drinking it won't give you a second hit ?

Depends on whether they are excreted unchanged or not. Some drugs could be recovered from urine by collecting and then gently boiling off the liquid.

 

[doctor_mac]

Some mushrooms have their hallucinogenic qualities preserved virtually intact in urine I believe. Certainly been working for us in the campsite.

 

[FoxForceFive]

Depends on whether they are excreted unchanged or not. Some drugs could be recovered from urine by collecting and then gently boiling off the liquid.

This is not entirely true

You lads just made my day.

*thinks about all the money he's gonna save by recycling his drugs*

 

[Frogfish]

Some mushrooms have their hallucinogenic qualities preserved virtually intact in urine I believe. Certainly been working for us in the campsite.

Err whose urine ? Are you lot all jumping up to follow poor FFF around with a saucepan whenever he stands up ?

 

[darkstarexodus]

You lads just made my day.

*thinks about all the money he's gonna save by recycling his drugs*

Google which drugs first. Save some unpleasant wastes of time.

Fyi - some drugs unchanged in feces too. Up to you if you're willing to go that far.

 

[doctor_mac]

Err whose urine ? Are you lot all jumping up to follow poor FFF around with a saucepan whenever he stands up ?

Everything is shared. Possession is theft. FFF gives the fruit of his bladder willingly and freely.

 

[Dreambeliever]

A whole new meaning to the phrases gettIng pissed and getting shitfaced.

Some buzz

 

[Squiggles]

You say that but it happens all the time. Player agitates move; club resists; player signs lucrative contract.

The clause makes it unlikely in this case. Imagine the signing on fee he can demand next year when loads of clubs are interested. That will be comfortably more than any wage increase over 12 months whilst guaranteeing a move it a better club. He would be crazy to sign a new deal at this point.

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[doctor_mac]

The clause makes it unlikely in this case. Imagine the signing on fee he can demand next year when loads of clubs are interested. That will be comfortably more than any wage increase over 12 months whilst guaranteeing a move it a better club. He would be crazy to sign a new deal at this point.

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Squiggles, I said that literally weeks ago. I can't be debating stuff I barely remember saying. Here, have some of our camp 'lemonade'.

 

[LeTallecWiz]

Rumor has it Keita has now started listening to the Beatles.

 

[Insignificance]

Rumor has it Keita has now started listening to the Beatles.

They even open a cave club in the village!!

 

[mom]

IS THIS HAPPENING OR NOT?

 

[Holle]

No.

 

[HC]

This hasn't be happening for a few weeks. He was advertising some sort of bull shaped beanie for them the other day ..

 

[LeTallecWiz]

No.

WRONG!!!!

 

[Mystic]

This is more like it, it's not a proper transfer window until someone's buying a house or checking out local schools!

 

[Mystic]

Maybe Keita could send some of that 10k a month our way, camping out this long ain't easy, I swear there's maggots in the makeshift shitter.

 

[Frogfish]

This is more like it, it's not a proper transfer window until someone's buying a house or checking out local schools!

Actually he's not wrong on the odds. Bet Victor have us at evens. Can't find any others (meaning they aren't listed on Odds Checker). Hope ? (that kills you).

 

[reuque]

A bit selfish on Keita's side that he's looking to move in alone when we have Big Virgil also coming in.

 

[Oncy]

And this one.

 

[peekay]

This is more like it, it's not a proper transfer window until someone's buying a house or checking out local schools!

I have never been to England, Liverpool, or Wirral. But I have this image of Wirral where I could walk into a supermarket and find Zidane, Baggio, Ancelotti, Houllier, Keita all shopping. Must have the highest density of properties owned by footballers in the world.

 

[Atlas]

Tbf it probably is, all owned by Fowler

 

[Mystic]

Man, one person barks and all these pretend ITKs follow suit. It's like a pyramid scheme.