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I am Gareth Cheeseman, England Manager - Hear Me Roar!

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My predictions for Euro 2016...

Winners: England

Top scorer: Harry Kane

Player of the tournament: Wayne Rooney.

Shall I go on? The St George’s flag is flying loud and proud outside my house and will be throughout the tournament. I can only see Roy’s boys lifting the trophy on July 10. I saw Rooney playing for Manchester United in midfield at Upton Park and he sprayed the ball around and linked up Louis Van Gaal’s team, playing with character and charisma and he oozed self belief. This young England team will need him
http://www.dailymail.co.uk/sport/fo...y-Kane-scorer-victory-France-not-problem.html
 
He's always been very wise. This is what he said in his first press conference when appointed as Leicester manager:

"Managing a football club is like gardening. At Brentford I took a chainsaw to it. I don't know what I will be doing at Leicester yet."

Not much as it turns out, he was sacked after four games.
 
That's exactly what you mean?

You made a post about England fans thinking they are "world beaters" and blame the manager for everything.

I said that hardly any England fans genuinely think they can win a World Cup, or Euro, but that when England under-achieve - and by that I mean failing to get out of their group and losing to fucking Iceland - then it is fair to apportion blame and sack the manager, because England should be good enough to reach the later knock-out stages at the very least.

That's hardly delusional. Nobody in the media or the fanbase thought we'd win that competition. NOBODY.

I have never said anything about winning the World cup or the euros. I said that perhaps you are expecting more from England than you should and that the team perhaps isn´t underachieving. This can not be hard to understand and by looking in the history books I am right and you are wrong.
End of. 😉
 
I have never said anything about winning the World cup or the euros. I said that perhaps you are expecting more from England than you should and that the team perhaps isn´t underachieving. This can not be hard to understand and by looking in the history books I am right and you are wrong.
End of. 😉

It was perhaps your use of the phrase "worldbeaters" that caused all of the confusion.

I say "the confusion". I mean "your confusion".
 
I'm baffled by the compulsion many have in telling us "told you so" even though we didn't say it.

Proper strange. Sort of schadenfreude without the evidence.
 
Who the fuck thinks we are good?
We were beating MALTA 1-0 until the last 3 minutes.

Nobody. NOBODY thinks we are good.
Adam Lallana has been our best player for the last 2 years!! What does that tell you.
Liverpools 4th best player is Englands best.

We are and will always be in the top 8 favourites for any tournament and thats about right. We are about the 8th best team in Europe, maybe even the world.

Thing is, its a LOOOOOONG gap between Spain, Germany, France and the rest.
Fucking Everton of internationals
 
Oh dear. Not the start Gareth was hoping for.

Slovakia score after 2 minutes. Horrible defending after Rashford loses the ball in his own half
 
It's a fairly interesting game actually. I mean England look predictably shit but it's at least holding my interest.
 
The Ox showing all the brains of a...well, an Ox

Twice in the last few minutes he has broken forward with plenty of options. First time he rolled a pass directly to the opposition. Then he panicked and spooned a dreadful effort high and wide

He really does look utterly brainless
 
This is genuinely the worst England team ive ever seen.

82 was bad. 92 and 94 was fucking awful.
This is absolute pedestrian horrible shite.
We have barely strung two passes together.
 
This is genuinely the worst England team ive ever seen.

82 was bad. 92 and 94 was fucking awful.
This is absolute pedestrian horrible shite.
We have barely strung two passes together.

There's plenty of decent, good players, and a few who are genuinely top quality - Delle Alli and Harry Kane - but it's just so disjointed and lacking in any gameplan or obvious way of playing
 
There's plenty of decent, good players, and a few who are genuinely top quality - Delle Alli and Harry Kane - but it's just so disjointed and lacking in any gameplan or obvious way of playing

Alli I agree about, but I'm not sure Kane is top international class. He's a very good club player and I'd be more than happy to have him in a Prem squad, but I'm not convinced he'll take that final step.
 
Henderson has barely completed a pass. He is dreadful at the searching long ball.
 
Alli I agree about, but I'm not sure Kane is top international class. He's a very good club player and I'd be more than happy to have him in a Prem squad, but I'm not convinced he'll take that final step.
I like Kane, but hes so fucking greedy.
And I know strikers should be guilty, but not when its 100/1 vs 1/100 for someone else to slot home. He never ever looks to pass. When he improves that he will become a really good striker
 
There is absolutely no pace to our play. Its so ponderous. No quick thinking, no slick passing. They ALL hold onto the ball for too long, they ALL want to beat a man.
Its shit.
 
Oh this is the England thread ?

Then -

Lol, Weiss shit the bed allowing walker in then.

The oxxo cube needs pulling, fuck knows who replaces him though
 
At first I thought there must be a lot of injuries in the England squad for these lot to start but that's basically the first team right now, isn't it?
 
At first I thought there must be a lot of injuries in the England squad for these lot to start but that's basically the first team right now, isn't it?
Yip. Good as it gets really. Lallana aside
 
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