[quote author=Ryan link=topic=36391.msg962814#msg962814 date=1255573164]
[quote author=Farkmaster link=topic=36391.msg962811#msg962811 date=1255572685]
[quote author=Ryan link=topic=36391.msg962802#msg962802 date=1255565721]
He isn't though.
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Alright, he isn't shit, because there's a perception that he helps England play well because his lumbering figure accomplishing such staggering things as holding up play is a counterpoint to the numerous better players around him.
The fact that he was shit at Birmingham and contributed to their relegation, was meh at best at Wigan, Aston Villa's purchase of him contributed nothing to their faltering season, and now he is completely outclassed by John Carew, who can do everything he can do, better, simply doesn't enter into it.
I'm not even talking about goal scoring, I'm talking about his overall play. Of course I can't mention goal scoring, that'd be too primitive a statistic to bring to bear, the fact that a forward almost never scores a goal, I mean, an utterly hideous return, is outweighed by finer points.
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All that, and Fabio 'shall I put my medals on the table?' Capello still prefers him to Defoe, Bent, Crouch, Owen, and Cole.
The mind boggles.
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Just because Capello has thus far found it better to work with Heskey in fulfilling (at best adequately) a specific role that no one bar Crouch on your list offers massive competition on, doesn't mean he isn't shit. I also don't suspect he'll be the consistent starter you think he will.
[quote author=Farkmaster link=topic=36391.msg962811#msg962811 date=1255572685]
[quote author=Ryan link=topic=36391.msg962802#msg962802 date=1255565721]
He isn't though.
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Alright, he isn't shit, because there's a perception that he helps England play well because his lumbering figure accomplishing such staggering things as holding up play is a counterpoint to the numerous better players around him.
The fact that he was shit at Birmingham and contributed to their relegation, was meh at best at Wigan, Aston Villa's purchase of him contributed nothing to their faltering season, and now he is completely outclassed by John Carew, who can do everything he can do, better, simply doesn't enter into it.
I'm not even talking about goal scoring, I'm talking about his overall play. Of course I can't mention goal scoring, that'd be too primitive a statistic to bring to bear, the fact that a forward almost never scores a goal, I mean, an utterly hideous return, is outweighed by finer points.
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All that, and Fabio 'shall I put my medals on the table?' Capello still prefers him to Defoe, Bent, Crouch, Owen, and Cole.
The mind boggles.
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Just because Capello has thus far found it better to work with Heskey in fulfilling (at best adequately) a specific role that no one bar Crouch on your list offers massive competition on, doesn't mean he isn't shit. I also don't suspect he'll be the consistent starter you think he will.