A duck walks into a bar.
"Got any bread?"
"No" says the barman.
"Got any bread?"
"No"
"Got any bread?"
"No"
"Got any bread?"
"No"
"Got any bread?"
"No"
"Got any bread?"
"No, we haven't got any fucking bread and if you ask me one more time I'll nail your fucking beak to the bar".
"Got any nails?"
"No"
"Got any bread?"
"Got any bread?"
"No" says the barman.
"Got any bread?"
"No"
"Got any bread?"
"No"
"Got any bread?"
"No"
"Got any bread?"
"No"
"Got any bread?"
"No, we haven't got any fucking bread and if you ask me one more time I'll nail your fucking beak to the bar".
"Got any nails?"
"No"
"Got any bread?"