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Is he the best signing ever? Supposedly cost Monaco €60m (wages of £13m) and was hopeless at Man Utd and seems just as hopeless at Chelsea, but the silver lining is he has cost Man Utd and Chelsea shit loads.
 
Sad what happened to him. Used to be one of the most feared strikers in Europe but is now just a spud. Terrible what injuries can do.
Speaking of strikers who failed to make an impact, what's happened with Pato? Has he even played a game yet?
 
Sad what happened to him. Used to be one of the most feared strikers in Europe but is now just a spud. Terrible what injuries can do.
Speaking of strikers who failed to make an impact, what's happened with Pato? Has he even played a game yet?
he is getting £14m a year, I have no pity for him. I hope he goes to Tottenham next year
 
He's been a massive dud for both United and Chelsea.

The drop off has been more than anyone could have expected though - he always looks painfully slow.

The problem is Mendes is clearly owed a favour by both United and Chelsea now
 
Speaking of strikers who failed to make an impact, what's happened with Pato? Has he even played a game yet?

Don't think so. Goodness knows what that's all about. The guy was reported as being over his injuries so maybe it's a weight/match fitness issue.
 
Falcao is SO broken if you'd bought him in a shop, you'd be hunting for the receipt then head back the next day for your money back.

It's not form, or fitness. He's actually just fucking broken.
 
Don't think so. Goodness knows what that's all about. The guy was reported as being over his injuries so maybe it's a weight/match fitness issue.

I did hear one of the radio commentators mention seeing him at the stadium for one of Chelseas matches, he also said something about the size of his face, hinting at him being in no state to play football.
 
Falcao is SO broken if you'd bought him in a shop, you'd be hunting for the receipt then head back the next day for your money back.

It's not form, or fitness. He's actually just fucking broken.

Or maybe he is, as was rumoured, four years older than advertised.
 
Falcao AND Pato there lolz
Pato can't get a game either.
Shevchenko, Torres, Falcao, Pato, Remy, Torres, Eto'o, Ba - fuck me they've spent some money on bollocks up front.
 
It's like they're wilfully fucking their own shit up. Although they did sign the Spaghetti western villain, in fairness to them.

Every time I see him I hear that dialogue from For A Few Dollars More

"Guy passed by here and saw that... He wasn't flattered, He said 'A measly thousand bucks for me is much too little! I'm worth a lot more than that'

Yeah he said that and then added those two zeroes. Heheheheh. Ain't nobody got the guts to go up against that killer, eh?

...least....it's been that way 'til now"
 
Ge
Who the fuck are yiz talking about?
I think you're getting early onset dementia Gene. You've been wandering around threads getting confused and irritable. Someone sat in a chair after you in the picture thread and said it was wet and smelled of sugar puffs.
 
Diego Costa looks like a typical Sergio Leone henchman from one of his classic westerns.
Thank you so much - i have been thinking that fo so long and needed someone to say it - in really thought i was going nuts over it but yeah he does defo look like someone out of a western movie.
 
Falcao AND Pato there lolz
Pato can't get a game either.
Shevchenko, Torres, Falcao, Pato, Remy, Torres, Eto'o, Ba - fuck me they've spent some money on bollocks up front.
Ba was hardly bollocks.
 
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