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Ex-Reds you still can't stand

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I'm a very generous tipper, except when I get one of those weirdo pervs who are constantly leering at my wife.

Are you kidding me? Those are the best... Give her some attention and relieve you from the duty of making her feel special… They are priceless.
 
Hes a fucking bellend.

I used to work in a popular South Liverpool Restaurant, a couple of night shifts through the week. He came in one Wednesday night with his page 3 bird, think her name was Amy something or other. We got him a table even though we were pretty much full. He had a 3 course meal and about 7 or 8 cocktails (fucking strong ones as well, I was making them). Paid up, left barely any tip, and got up to leave. His bird was fucking stunning like so I held the door open for them so I could get a better look at her arse. Walked out and not even a thanks or anything. Then I watched as he walked over the road, got in the drivers seat of a car (some Lamborghini or something like that), switched the engine on, and fucking screeched off down the road. The guy must have been 4 or 5 times over the limit the amount of ale he had. Hes a professional footballer on 60K a week, and hes drink driving in a very noticeable car. Prick.

And don't get me started on Xabi Alonso. Tight fucker.
Must have been the night he claimed to be Ashley Cole.
 
Diouf is just a horrible cunt.

Torres - at least Owen and McMoneyman fucked off overseas

Owen - you don't join Utd.. even if it was 'For professional reasons'. There have been a few times I've turned down job interviews because they were for a rival of a previous company . Obviously if the money step up was 100%. I'd consider abandoning my loyalty. I expect the same of Liverpool players.

Probably that order. I don't particularly hate anyone else. At least the others made us some money.
 
Diouf is just a horrible cunt.

Torres - at least Owen and McMoneyman fucked off overseas

Owen - you don't join Utd.. even if it was 'For professional reasons'. There have been a few times I've turned down job interviews because they were for a rival of a previous company . Obviously if the money step up was 100%. I'd consider abandoning my loyalty. I expect the same of Liverpool players.

Probably that order. I don't particularly hate anyone else. At least the others made us some money.
Then why isn't Sterling on the list?
 
Hes a fucking bellend.

I used to work in a popular South Liverpool Restaurant, a couple of night shifts through the week. He came in one Wednesday night with his page 3 bird, think her name was Amy something or other. We got him a table even though we were pretty much full. He had a 3 course meal and about 7 or 8 cocktails (fucking strong ones as well, I was making them). Paid up, left barely any tip, and got up to leave. His bird was fucking stunning like so I held the door open for them so I could get a better look at her arse. Walked out and not even a thanks or anything. Then I watched as he walked over the road, got in the drivers seat of a car (some Lamborghini or something like that), switched the engine on, and fucking screeched off down the road. The guy must have been 4 or 5 times over the limit the amount of ale he had. Hes a professional footballer on 60K a week, and hes drink driving in a very noticeable car. Prick.

And don't get me started on Xabi Alonso. Tight fucker.

It doesn't seem to get any better for him on the rare occasions when he decides NOT to drink and drive though.

When he was playing in Spain, he left his Porsche parked, forgot he even owned it, eventually left the country and ran up 6 months' of parking tickets.

Mind you, he did manage to somehow produce an autobiography that at least some people presumably must have bought, despite literally not being able to read or write
 
It doesn't seem to get any better for him on the rare occasions when he decides NOT to drink and drive though.

When he was playing in Spain, he left his Porsche parked, forgot he even owned it, eventually left the country and ran up 6 months' of parking tickets.

Mind you, he did manage to somehow produce an autobiography that at least some people presumably must have bought, despite literally not being able to read or write

An autobiography called "Mental"

Rejected title suggestions included: "Thick As Fuck", "Halfwit" and "Cunt"

Imagine actually buying an autobiography of Jermaine Pennant. And reading it.
 
Pennant was never any kind of star, I would guess that most of the print run ended up making wardrobes for IKEA.
 
Pennant was never any kind of star, I would guess that most of the print run ended up making wardrobes for IKEA.

Yeah, but he's tabloid fodder - Page 3 girls, drunk, womanising, teenage transfer record, fast cars, famous mates, Cheryl Cole - and then later on, broadsheet fodder - with his mental struggles, absent Dad, gangland childhood, boohoohoo.

His book was serialised in the Mirror, sold in fucking Waterstones, not just Tesco, and there was quotes and leaked "revelations" from it all over tabloid press and TV, hence his Celebrity Big Brother appearance.

I suspect quite a few cretins bought it, sadly
 
Michael Owen is certainly not a club legend. He was a great goalscorer but he forced and exit and later played for the Mancs - he is not even close to being on a shortlist for being a club legend.
 
The Tennants story is standard behaviour. But don't you dare besmirch Lovely Xabi!
Maybe the tightness is a cultural thing. Or he forgot to tip. Or had no change. LEAVE XABI ALONE

He walked in with no booking, the restauarant was full. We got him a table by moving people around (which they were happy to do).

3 course meal with his tart, ate every fucking morsel of food. The bill was £88.00. He gave me £90.00, I went back with the £2 in the cash tray, he picked it up and fucked off out.

Cheeky twat.
 
He walked in with no booking, the restauarant was full. We got him a table by moving people around (which they were happy to do).

3 course meal with his tart, ate every fucking morsel of food. The bill was £88.00. He gave me £90.00, I went back with the £2 in the cash tray, he picked it up and fucked off out.

Cheeky twat.

Wow. Bad show
 
He walked in with no booking, the restauarant was full. We got him a table by moving people around (which they were happy to do).

3 course meal with his tart, ate every fucking morsel of food. The bill was £88.00. He gave me £90.00, I went back with the £2 in the cash tray, he picked it up and fucked off out.

Cheeky twat.

Haha. Fucking twat.
 
He walked in with no booking, the restauarant was full. We got him a table by moving people around (which they were happy to do).

3 course meal with his tart, ate every fucking morsel of food. The bill was £88.00. He gave me £90.00, I went back with the £2 in the cash tray, he picked it up and fucked off out.

Cheeky twat.

Why would anyone be surprised that he'd do that?
 
Sammy Lee was the best. He was in there at least once every week without fail.

Didnt matter if he had a 3 course meal with the family and the bill was £150.00 or if he just had a coffee with a mate and the bill was a tenner, he would leave £20 tip every time. He was fucking sound Sammy. Lovely fella.
 
Sammy Lee was the best. He was in there at least once every week without fail.

Didnt matter if he had a 3 course meal with the family and the bill was £150.00 or if he just had a coffee with a mate and the bill was a tenner, he would leave £20 tip every time. He was fucking sound Sammy. Lovely fella.

No wonder he was a fat if he was in your restaurant all the time.
 
Why would anyone be surprised that he'd do that?

Im surprised cos you've gone out your way for someone to get them a table when there wasn't any available, served them great food which they had really enjoyed, and pretty much waited on them all night long cos they are famous. And then they don't tip. Not even TWO FUCKING POUND. Fucking minge behaviour that.
 
Sammy Lee was the best. He was in there at least once every week without fail.

Didnt matter if he had a 3 course meal with the family and the bill was £150.00 or if he just had a coffee with a mate and the bill was a tenner, he would leave £20 tip every time. He was fucking sound Sammy. Lovely fella.

Check this out fellas...shows everyone can be bought.
 
Im surprised cos you've gone out your way for someone to get them a table when there wasn't any available, served them great food which they had really enjoyed, and pretty much waited on them all night long cos they are famous. And then they don't tip. Not even TWO FUCKING POUND. Fucking minge behaviour that.

True but you were dealing with a sociopath. No surprise minge behaviour followed.
 
You are talking about a player who scored 158 goals in 297 appearances for Liverpool, including winning the 2001 FA Cup Final against Arsenal virtually single-handed after Arsenal had outplayed us for most of the game. Although I share your irritation at his current media persona, you can't dismiss him out of hand in that way. Despite his idiosyncrasies, he has to be regarded as a club legend!
I don't dismiss what he achieved. I just hate that he left, and the way he did it. I think everyone has that one departure signing that kicked you in the balls early on and Owen will always be that. There's no point rationalising it. I just think he's a right cunt.

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