Everton Fucked?

[LeTallecWiz]

They'll want £150m for him and get about £65. The cross dresser will be sold to Vogue or Arsenal for about £45m

He'd do very well with Arsenal imo ... with saka and martinelli on the wings?

 

[737Max]

He'd do very well with Arsenal imo ... with saka and martinelli on the wings?

Saka will be with us after Arsenal implode in the champions League 4th place fight

 

[tomasjj]

So, none? Really?

So, Newcastle - who there then? I don't see anyone really. Or is it some kind of woosh?

 

[Markeh]

Do they not have some promising young lad that scored a decent volley for England u21 the other night? He looks like he’d ask you for a a pound to look after your car.

 

[LeTallecWiz]

Saka will be with us after Arsenal implode in the champions League 4th place fight

I'd love that but Arsenal seemed to be locked on -

 

[tomasjj]

Do they not have some promising young lad that scored a decent volley for England u21 the other night? He looks like he’d ask you for a a pound to look after your car.

Not that I know of. Who?

 

[refugee]

Do they not have some promising young lad that scored a decent volley for England u21 the other night? He looks like he’d ask you for a a pound to look after your car.

A pound! Those are 2000s prices

 

[dee]

Calvert-Lewin with Sake and Martenelli would be quite a decent 2nd tier attack

 

[Halmeister]

Calvert Lewin is dog log

 

[StevieM]

Calvert Lewin is dog log

Wait… does that mean he’s really good ????

Or I’d this a Double Reverse Hal?

 

[Judge Jules]

Not that I know of. Who?

Anthony Gordon - little gobsh!te but a decent player, versatile, never gives up, been playing opposition teams practically on his own at times. They'll eventually ruin him too, though.

 

[Hansern]

Anthony Gordon - little gobsh!te but a decent player, versatile, never gives up, been playing opposition teams practically on his own at times. They'll eventually ruin him too, though.

Does he even have time for professional football given his role in Postman Pat:

 

[dee]

Does he even have time for professional football given his role in Postman Pat:

Anthony Gordon is yet another lovechild of Postman Pat - ShockA!

 

[MomoWASright]

Anthony Gordon - little gobsh!te but a decent player, versatile, never gives up, been playing opposition teams practically on his own at times. They'll eventually ruin him too, though.

He looks like a blueshite scum bag cunt in the same way Foden looks like a shitty scum bag cunt. You know who he plays for just by his punchable face.

 

[Judge Jules]

OK, now tell us what you really think. 😀

 

[MomoWASright]

OK, now tell us what you really think. 😀

He’s a nice chap.

 

[bluebell]

Does he even have time for professional football given his role in Postman Pat:

Is that Preston's new home kit

 

[Donavan Ried]

Massive game for them vs West Ham 3/4/2022
and even a bigger one (6 pointer) vs Burnley 3 days later
West Ham should do them, and here is hoping Burnley can do the same and draw them into the bottom three before the face Utd three days after that.
If Leicester can also do the buzz against them on the 20th we will be there come the 24th to hammer the final nail in there coffin

That plus us winning the Quad should be the perfect season 😉

 

[Halmeister]

Wait… does that mean he’s really good ????

Or I’d this a Double Reverse Hal?

Nah he's a steaming pile of dress-wearing dog shit

 

[bluebell]

So are these relegation fodders still trying to build a new stadium?

 

[Buddha]

Come the fuck on this week, Sean Dyche’s Burnley boys…

*vomits

 

[King Binny]

 

[peekay]

From Twitter

Since Everton last scored at Stamford Bridge, Christian Eriksen has scored there, moved to Italy, scored a hatrick, won the Serie A, died, come back to life, returned to the PL and scored there again.

 

[Donavan Ried]

So are these relegation fodders still trying to build a new stadium?

The Quintuple is still on.... League Cup, FA Cup, Premier League Title, Champions League and Everton's Relegation 🙂

 

[Judge Jules]

"If Everton were playing down the bottom of my garden, I'd close the curtains." [Bill Shankly]

 

[Halmeister]

From Twitter

Since Everton last scored at Stamford Bridge, Christian Eriksen has scored there, moved to Italy, scored a hatrick, won the Serie A, died, come back to life, returned to the PL and scored there again.

At Stamford Bridge? Everton drew 1-1 there this season

 

[peekay]

At Stamford Bridge? Everton drew 1-1 there this season

Serves me right for copying from twitter without verifying it. Still had a chuckle at their expense.

 

[Shay_K]

Their next game is away to Burnley 🙂

 

[dee]

How does he think he’s going to survive relegating a team that last got relegated over 70 years ago?

Personally I’m hoping he promises to try and take them straight back up thus guaranteeing they don’t

 

[Alan Hardaker]

Frank...."Everton will win a match before the season is out.."

Boss..."We will win the Cup, the Champions league, the Premier league, the Grand national and the feckin' Derby.."

" You must be joking"

"Well you started it Frank..."