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Everton Fucked?

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There was a season United won the league and FA Cup and Citeh got relegated. I worked in the city at the time and it was fucking carnage. Was hoping for a Liverpool repeat 🙂

(It almost repeated in 2001 but United didn't manage the cup that year 🙂 )
 
All the cool kids are doing it, like plonking and the Harlem Globetrot from a few years ago. You should give it a go.

I have no idea what plonking and Globetrot means? Too old for for them terms.
 
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Gonna fly now...(Rocky running up the stairs)
 
One big problem for Everton’s chances of staying up is that Lampard is absolutely fucking hopeless at coaching defence. His ideas and instincts are all wrong and he doesn’t have a sense of overall team balance. This is a manager who made Rudiger - now one of the most thought-after CBs in the world - look like a useless clown and placed him in the doghouse. Same with Christensen who looked a solid defender before and after being coached by Lampard, but a total liability during that stint. Even Kepa never looked nearly as bad in his career as he did under Lampard - noticing a pattern? His 2nd season at Chelsea set negative records for goals conceded despite that defensive line being protected by Kante, Kovacic and Jorginho - 3 of the very best DMs in the world.

Lampard is simply a serial destroyer of defenders; I really think he would even make Van Dijk look bad. He neglects that part of the game in order to implement his short-passing style combined with a high line, which does look pleasing on the eye and can at first scare some teams into retreating into defensive posture - but soon everyone figures out that the monster has a soft underbelly. Now Michael Keane - for all his shortcomings still Everton’s best defender - is the next one to be turned into a laughingstock by Lampard and even dropped despite them not having enough natural CBs to fill a back 3. With this kind of rudderless coaching being introduced in the crucial part of the season, Everton will need to get very lucky to avoid relegation.

Jeez

Would be fun to see him coach Maguire.
 
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