Energy Conservation

[Squiggles]

Moreno out walking his dog earlier today.

 

[Arn]

Adidas, New Balance won't be happy.

 

[Markeh]

No need for a helmet

 

[Athens]

LFC has turned into The Inbetweeners.

 

[Markeh]

LFC has turned into The Inbetweeners.

Moreno is Neil

 

[Mystic]

My brother bought one of those back from China a few years back, fucking impossible to ride.

 

[cloggypop]

My brother bought one of those back from China a few years back, fucking impossible to ride.

An English bull terrier?

 

[FoxForceFive]

I'm not sure a professional footy player should be messing about on a ridiculous balancey gadget that could get your leg or ankle broken quite easily.

 

[Athens]

I'm not sure a professional footy player should be messing about on a ridiculous balancey gadget that could get your leg or ankle broken quite easily.

Especially while hanging onto the lead of a fucking bull terrier. Imagine that bastard spots a cat?

 

[FoxForceFive]

Ha. Indeed.

I fucking love English bull terriers. Boss dogs. Wouldn't have one myself like, defo not suitable around small kids.

 

[Red Mullet]

Talk about overkill on propulsion. Those boards are self propelled based on shifting your balance so you don't need the dog to pull you. Or he should've just used a skateboard.

 

[davud graham]

The only thing i hate more than young people is young rich people.Pricks.

 

[Silver Sean]

He can't even control the dog.
http://www.liverpoolecho.co.uk/news/liverpool-news/liverpool-fc-star-alberto-morenos-10153521

 

[Rosco]

He's taken to Liverpool life quite well then

 

[Markeh]

That whole story about morenos dog savaging a neighbour's dog and it ends by saying the neighbour's dog was not seriously hurt. So some dogs went for each other then.

 

[Judge Jules]

Ha. Indeed.

I fucking love English bull terriers. Boss dogs. Wouldn't have one myself like, defo not suitable around small kids.

Back in the day I got a tenner off "Private Eye" when they printed this in their "Colemanballs" column:

"Once you've had bull terriers you'd never want any other dog. I've got two bull terriers, a Rottweiler and a bulldog." [Julian Dicks]

 

[Athens]

Personally I find the bull terrier one of the ugliest breeds there is.

 

[FoxForceFive]

Personally I find the bull terrier one of the ugliest breeds there is.

Most people do.

That said most people think shark's are ugly whereas I find a lot of shark's (great white, black tipped for example), stunning.

I think it's just the perfect symmetry & simplicity of evolution into killing machines, it just shows all over.

I doubt English bulls have ever been compared to sharks before.

 

[Athens]

Most people do.

That said most people think shark's are ugly whereas I find a lot of shark's (great white, black tipped for example), stunning.

I think it's just the perfect symmetry & simplicity of evolution into killing machines, it just shows all over.

I doubt English bulls have ever been compared to sharks before.

I love sharks, but the bull terrier has an egg for a head and triangular eyes...

I think Billy Connolly done a sketch calling bull terriers sharks on a leash, although it could have been about the American pit bull terrier.

 

[FoxForceFive]

Fucking Billy Connolly, he's always stolen my jokes.

 

[Athens]

He cracked it back when he was still funny.

It was a few years ago...

 

[juniormember]

where's the poopy bag?
Does he just leave dog shit on the streets?

 

[Athens]

where's the poopy bag?
Does he just leave dog shit on the streets?

It's in the boot of his fancy wheels.

Could be in his pocket or perhaps he's trained the dog to use the toilet?

 

[Judge Jules]

Fucking Billy Connolly, he's always stolen my jokes.

In that case this is very generous of you. 😉