Vincent Tan: 'Ello, I wish to register a complaint.
(No response.)
Vincent Tan: 'Ello, Miss?
Nantes Owner: What do you mean "miss"?
Vincent Tan: (pause)I'm sorry, I have a cold. I wish to make a complaint!
Nantes Owner: We're closin' for lunch.
Vincent Tan: Never mind that, my lad. I wish to complain about this striker what I purchased not a week ago from this very club.
Nantes Owner: Oh yes, the, uh, the Argentian fella...What's,uh...What's wrong with him?
Vincent Tan: I'll tell you what's wrong with him, my lad. 'E's dead, that's what's wrong with him!
Nantes Owner: No, no, 'e's uh,...he's resting.
Vincent Tan: Look, matey, I know a dead striker when I see one, and I'm looking at one right now.
Nantes Owner: No no he's not dead, he's, he's restin'! Remarkable forward, the Argentinian, idn'he, ay? Beautiful touch!