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[quote author=mark1975 link=topic=45065.msg1321961#msg1321961 date=1303823021]
Why aren't I in the army?!

Fuck it, I'm gonna be a vigilante against the non believers.

If any of you innocents get caught in the cross fire.... Well you should have thought about that shouldn't yer? SHOULDN'T YER??!
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No need for that,Mark.

2nd Platoon is set up for just that purpose; the dirty jobs that General Oncy authorises, but must publicly disavow.

Be my wingman.
 
[quote author=Herr Onceared link=topic=45065.msg1321926#msg1321926 date=1303820029]
Made space. Gotta make exceptions for dat ayass!!

Thats it now. Nomorespace.

Please notify Avvy if you wish to join.
[/quote]

Yay!
 
[quote author=Avvy link=topic=45065.msg1321968#msg1321968 date=1303823745]
[quote author=mark1975 link=topic=45065.msg1321961#msg1321961 date=1303823021]
Why aren't I in the army?!

Fuck it, I'm gonna be a vigilante against the non believers.

If any of you innocents get caught in the cross fire.... Well you should have thought about that shouldn't yer? SHOULDN'T YER??!
[/quote]

No need for that,Mark.

2nd Platoon is set up for just that purpose; the dirty jobs that General Oncy authorises, but must publicly disavow.

Be my wingman.
[/quote]Put him in then. You need to add him Y1 and FFF.
 
[quote author=Avvy link=topic=45065.msg1322002#msg1322002 date=1303828077]
Spider-Neil = dirty job no. 2
[/quote]

😉
 
Fuggit, I always believe every season I just never tell anyone.
Will you take me?
If not I will hang around anyways, maybe stab someone and steal their uniform.

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Sign me in, I'm wearing my liverpool shorts from 1986 for every match now in honour of Kenny, good times are a coming.



Mind you, I was 11 at the time, and they are fucking tight as anything. Although wanking just produces blood and some strange chalky residue, is this right?
 
[quote author=spider-neil link=topic=45065.msg1321943#msg1321943 date=1303821499]
6CM minutes definately needs more members if the majority of us can fit inside oncy's signature. What are you guys doing to spread the word about this site? We need to go all out to poach members from TLW and RAWK. We need to hand out flyers outside anfield or mail drop the entire far east.
[/quote]

Is this a shit whoosh ?
 
I am 100% certain we'll be challenging for the title next year.

There's not a fucking shkree of doubt in my mind.
 
[quote author=Rosco link=topic=45065.msg1321429#msg1321429 date=1303734228]
[quote author=spider-neil link=topic=45065.msg1321220#msg1321220 date=1303687191]
[quote author=cobrastatus link=topic=45065.msg1321216#msg1321216 date=1303685537]
My god, if Brendan were still around he'd have a field day in this thread with spidey. He just pulled ten random factors out of a hat for winning away from home, constructed a straw man out of them, and now we're arguing with him on these ambiguous, meaningless terms. Ross has the right idea.

We still love you Neil, but you're talking shit.
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those points are not random and absolutely vital for away games. if you don't agree with them, fine, but I didn't pull them from my arse.
as for my talking shit, you bring up brendan but he isn't here, but you are, so exactly which point did I make that is full of shit? read my points again and tell me exactly which point is flawed.
you can say my points aren't rocket science (although we consistently fail to do the basics away from home) but you can't say they are full of shit and if you think they are full of shit please tell me which point is rubbish.

that was a wonderfully patronising post with absolutely nothing whatsoever to back up your arguement, forget bren, pick the holes in my arguement yourself.

my ealier post again;

1. You have to be organised in defense.
2. You have to be compact in midfield.
3. You have to be clinical.
4. You have to able to defend under pressure for long periods.
5. You have to be able to hold up the ball.
6. You have to be able to change tactics quickly.
7. You have to be proactive rather than reactive.
8. You have have good options on the bench to be able to change the game if things are going tits up.
9. You have to be quick on the counter attack.
10. You have to be able to control the pace of the game and slow things down especially to quiet the crowd.

exactly which one of those points is bullshit, the floor is open, let's hear you pick it apart.
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1 AND 2 were the hallmarks of Hodgson's style which you were always critical of. If 7 was happening , 4 wouldn't. If 9 and 3 were possible why would you want to do 5 ?

And don't 9 and 10 contradict each other ?

The big problem with your post is that it's predicated on the notion that the home team does all the attacking and has all the possession. At best that's a horrible generalisation.
[/quote]

I'm dealing with a client at the moment who uses the word "predicated" in every fucking sentence. It's brutally infuriating, a shit word, and I tell you what ross - I didn't come on SCM for a quick mindnap only to read it from bloody posters on here as well.

SCM should have a Spider-Neil style policy of prose in my opinion:
-700 words when 4 could do.
-Start every sentence without a capital letter.
-The odd CAPITALISED word for dramatic effect.
-And a tendency to quote every single post just like I've done.
 
[quote author=Ryan link=topic=45065.msg1322252#msg1322252 date=1303883323]
[quote author=Rosco link=topic=45065.msg1321429#msg1321429 date=1303734228]
[quote author=spider-neil link=topic=45065.msg1321220#msg1321220 date=1303687191]
[quote author=cobrastatus link=topic=45065.msg1321216#msg1321216 date=1303685537]
My god, if Brendan were still around he'd have a field day in this thread with spidey. He just pulled ten random factors out of a hat for winning away from home, constructed a straw man out of them, and now we're arguing with him on these ambiguous, meaningless terms. Ross has the right idea.

We still love you Neil, but you're talking shit.
[/quote]

those points are not random and absolutely vital for away games. if you don't agree with them, fine, but I didn't pull them from my arse.
as for my talking shit, you bring up brendan but he isn't here, but you are, so exactly which point did I make that is full of shit? read my points again and tell me exactly which point is flawed.
you can say my points aren't rocket science (although we consistently fail to do the basics away from home) but you can't say they are full of shit and if you think they are full of shit please tell me which point is rubbish.

that was a wonderfully patronising post with absolutely nothing whatsoever to back up your arguement, forget bren, pick the holes in my arguement yourself.

my ealier post again;

1. You have to be organised in defense.
2. You have to be compact in midfield.
3. You have to be clinical.
4. You have to able to defend under pressure for long periods.
5. You have to be able to hold up the ball.
6. You have to be able to change tactics quickly.
7. You have to be proactive rather than reactive.
8. You have have good options on the bench to be able to change the game if things are going tits up.
9. You have to be quick on the counter attack.
10. You have to be able to control the pace of the game and slow things down especially to quiet the crowd.

exactly which one of those points is bullshit, the floor is open, let's hear you pick it apart.
[/quote]

1 AND 2 were the hallmarks of Hodgson's style which you were always critical of. If 7 was happening , 4 wouldn't. If 9 and 3 were possible why would you want to do 5 ?

And don't 9 and 10 contradict each other ?

The big problem with your post is that it's predicated on the notion that the home team does all the attacking and has all the possession. At best that's a horrible generalisation.
[/quote]

I'm dealing with a client at the moment who uses the word "predicated" in every fucking sentence. It's brutally infuriating, a shit word, and I tell you what ross - I didn't come on SCM for a quick mindnap only to read it from bloody posters on here as well.

SCM should have a Spider-Neil style policy of prose in my opinion:
-700 words when 4 could do.
-Start every sentence without a capital letter.
-The odd CAPITALISED word for dramatic effect.
-And a tendency to quote every single post just like I've done.
[/quote]

or we could follow ryan's style of posting where you drag up posts from ages past and talk about them.
ryan will get around to replying to my post in june.
 
Not really.

Neil would be better served by not always making posts that get dragged up 6 months later instead of complaining about it when it happens; the fact that it happens so often should tell him something.
 
[quote author=spider-neil link=topic=45065.msg1322258#msg1322258 date=1303886856]
[quote author=Ryan link=topic=45065.msg1322252#msg1322252 date=1303883323]
[quote author=Rosco link=topic=45065.msg1321429#msg1321429 date=1303734228]
[quote author=spider-neil link=topic=45065.msg1321220#msg1321220 date=1303687191]
[quote author=cobrastatus link=topic=45065.msg1321216#msg1321216 date=1303685537]
My god, if Brendan were still around he'd have a field day in this thread with spidey. He just pulled ten random factors out of a hat for winning away from home, constructed a straw man out of them, and now we're arguing with him on these ambiguous, meaningless terms. Ross has the right idea.

We still love you Neil, but you're talking shit.
[/quote]

those points are not random and absolutely vital for away games. if you don't agree with them, fine, but I didn't pull them from my arse.
as for my talking shit, you bring up brendan but he isn't here, but you are, so exactly which point did I make that is full of shit? read my points again and tell me exactly which point is flawed.
you can say my points aren't rocket science (although we consistently fail to do the basics away from home) but you can't say they are full of shit and if you think they are full of shit please tell me which point is rubbish.

that was a wonderfully patronising post with absolutely nothing whatsoever to back up your arguement, forget bren, pick the holes in my arguement yourself.

my ealier post again;

1. You have to be organised in defense.
2. You have to be compact in midfield.
3. You have to be clinical.
4. You have to able to defend under pressure for long periods.
5. You have to be able to hold up the ball.
6. You have to be able to change tactics quickly.
7. You have to be proactive rather than reactive.
8. You have have good options on the bench to be able to change the game if things are going tits up.
9. You have to be quick on the counter attack.
10. You have to be able to control the pace of the game and slow things down especially to quiet the crowd.

exactly which one of those points is bullshit, the floor is open, let's hear you pick it apart.
[/quote]

1 AND 2 were the hallmarks of Hodgson's style which you were always critical of. If 7 was happening , 4 wouldn't. If 9 and 3 were possible why would you want to do 5 ?

And don't 9 and 10 contradict each other ?

The big problem with your post is that it's predicated on the notion that the home team does all the attacking and has all the possession. At best that's a horrible generalisation.
[/quote]

I'm dealing with a client at the moment who uses the word "predicated" in every fucking sentence. It's brutally infuriating, a shit word, and I tell you what ross - I didn't come on SCM for a quick mindnap only to read it from bloody posters on here as well.

SCM should have a Spider-Neil style policy of prose in my opinion:
-700 words when 4 could do.
-Start every sentence without a capital letter.
-The odd CAPITALISED word for dramatic effect.
-And a tendency to quote every single post just like I've done.
[/quote]

or we could follow ryan's style of posting where you drag up posts from ages past and talk about them.
ryan will get around to replying to my post in june.
[/quote]

Snider-Neil.
 
[quote author=Avvy link=topic=45065.msg1322265#msg1322265 date=1303888194]
Not really.

Neil would be better served by not always making posts that get dragged up 6 months later instead of complaining about it when it happens; the fact that it happens so often should tell him something.
[/quote]Hahahahahahaha.
 
[quote author=Avvy link=topic=45065.msg1322265#msg1322265 date=1303888194]
Not really.

Neil would be better served by not always making posts that get dragged up 6 months later instead of complaining about it when it happens; the fact that it happens so often should tell him something.
[/quote]


that 6CM has the most anal forum members on the net?
 
The variety of characters on our site is brilliant and makes for great banter.

Oncy, might as well invite Big Sam to offer his take too.
 
[quote author=spider-neil link=topic=45065.msg1322414#msg1322414 date=1303903234]
[quote author=Avvy link=topic=45065.msg1322265#msg1322265 date=1303888194]
Not really.

Neil would be better served by not always making posts that get dragged up 6 months later instead of complaining about it when it happens; the fact that it happens so often should tell him something.
[/quote]


that 6CM has the most anal forum members on the net?
[/quote]

Sure,Neil ;D
 
As a few people have said this idea is both romantic and very logical. A rarity in this cynical age..

Its completely backed up by facts.

For that reason, I would like to sign-up Paleeeease.
 
Hah, just realised Avvy is recruiting people for this undercover suicide platoon to do the dirty work while himself sitting comfortably in a HQ bunker eating caviar and drinking champagne!
 
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