So.
Hermaphrodites, right?
Do you reckon they get to choose when they go for a piss? Like if they get up in the middle of the night and they don't wanna turn the light on cos it'll be too bright they can think "Ahhh, y'know what? I feel like a sit-down wee tonight" but if they're caught short by the side of the motorway they're just like "HA! Dress + cock = supereasy!"
And if they can choose, do you reckon the risk of post-piss dribble is accentuated? I mean, we've all suffered the indignation of the odd stray drop here or there, particularly when wearing light coloured trousers to be extra sure it shows up, but can you imagine how bad it'd be if you've been for a piss with your boy bits and then your girly ones start leaking?
Excuse the pun, but what a pisser if every time you've been for a slash you have to shake your cock AND wipe your cunt.
While we're on the subject, I know it's probably 100% biological impossibility, but let's just say for argument's sake that hypothetically you were a hermaphrodite and you could fuck yourself and get yourself pregnant - do you think the kid would be super-retarded, or just a clone?
*So* many questions
Hermaphrodites, right?
Do you reckon they get to choose when they go for a piss? Like if they get up in the middle of the night and they don't wanna turn the light on cos it'll be too bright they can think "Ahhh, y'know what? I feel like a sit-down wee tonight" but if they're caught short by the side of the motorway they're just like "HA! Dress + cock = supereasy!"
And if they can choose, do you reckon the risk of post-piss dribble is accentuated? I mean, we've all suffered the indignation of the odd stray drop here or there, particularly when wearing light coloured trousers to be extra sure it shows up, but can you imagine how bad it'd be if you've been for a piss with your boy bits and then your girly ones start leaking?
Excuse the pun, but what a pisser if every time you've been for a slash you have to shake your cock AND wipe your cunt.
While we're on the subject, I know it's probably 100% biological impossibility, but let's just say for argument's sake that hypothetically you were a hermaphrodite and you could fuck yourself and get yourself pregnant - do you think the kid would be super-retarded, or just a clone?
*So* many questions
