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Coutinho- what now?

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Nobody has to kick off, you should just calmly go and fetch it's favourite toy, make it get excited thinking its play time, but then set it alight, and make it watch as it burns to ash.
 
Look. Look at my pup's reaction to being caught eating the remote (again)

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You can't kick off on that can you? You have to put it behind you.

But you could get good money for the pup
 
Johnny Vaughan has a dog like that. He doesn't keep it on a leash, it interrupted our game, and he stood there and watched it take a shit in the middle of the pitch. I thought he was some drunk loser, then he says "sorry lads, I've run out of shit bags". The silence and glares conveyed to him that he wasn't going to walk away, so he pulled out a crumpled paper bag, we had to leave anyway because he left smears behind. Fucking madness why you'd own a creature that makes you do such things.


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All will not be forgotten. Not by me or by anyone else really.
I don't want to like him again. I don't care if he realizes his dream with Barcelona or PSG or whatever cunt club comes in for him next.
But I want him in the team at this moment. Until next season when he can fuck off.
 
I'm just saying, creatures like Coutinho and bulldogs are more trouble than they're worth. If you really must have them then you need to keep them in line with threats and domination, rather than cuddling them and feeding them treats which make their shit watery.
 
This isn't a school team where he's a gotten detention, it's a professional team and you put out your best team.

He's head and shoulders above everyone bar Mane should walk straight back in because it's a massive game for us.
Gini has been wank away from home drop him
This seems to be another curious case of a player becoming even more awesome from not playing than anything else..

From the way you go on about him you should think he was a Gerrard or Suarez to us, but he isn't, maybe the promise is there but he's not showed this consistently so calm yourself down a bit..
 
Coutinho, no matter how thick he is, must get that he put the club in an impossible situation, and in the context of all future dealings and game theory and whatever else the only option was to keep him.

The same applies to Southampton, though.
 
This seems to be another curious case of a player becoming even more awesome from not playing than anything else..

From the way you go on about him you should think he was a Gerrard or Suarez to us, but he isn't, maybe the promise is there but he's not showed this consistently so calm yourself down a bit..

He was our player of the season last year (according to Morse's POS thing) despite missing a third of the season (and having issues on his return from injury. He was awesome in the first moths of the season. He's a different player than those people, but he was a match winner, and was orchestrating much of our good play. He was excellent.
 
He's dead good, but all things considered, whining little mummy's shithouse that he is, I'd swap him for Erickson, who's also dead good
 
This seems to be another curious case of a player becoming even more awesome from not playing than anything else..

From the way you go on about him you should think he was a Gerrard or Suarez to us, but he isn't, maybe the promise is there but he's not showed this consistently so calm yourself down a bit..
No its just a fact. Its only been 3 games not 3 months so statement seems a bit silly. We look better with him in the team, how can you even deny that. We have no one in our midfield that can do what he can do. There's no way you're telling me he's not better than hendo, can, lallana or wijnaldum.
 
Barcelona and Philippe Coutinho admit defeat over Liverpool exit

By Sky Sports News

Last Updated: 01/09/17 3:48pm
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Philippe Coutinho has wanted to move to Barcelona this summer
Barcelona and Philippe Coutinho's entourage have finally accepted there is no way the Brazilian is leaving Liverpool this summer, according to Sky Sports' Spanish football expert Guillem Balague.
The Spanish transfer window remains open until midnight on Friday and, in theory, the Catalonians could try again to sign their number one target.

Sky Sports News understands Barca have a huge offer ready and waiting should the Reds show any indication they are willing to negotiate, but they have maintained all summer that Coutinho is not for sale.

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Philippe Coutinho scored in Brazil's World Cup qualifier against Ecuador
Liverpool have rejected three sizeable offers for the attacker, the most recent totalling £113m.
Coutinho has been determined to leave for the Nou Camp and has not played in any of Liverpool's Premier League games so far this season.
Manager Jurgen Klopp has said he has been both unwell and had a back injury, but Coutinho was cleared to play in Brazil's World Cup Qualifier against Ecuador on Deadline Day.
He scored in a 2-0 victory in which Paulinho, who also recently signed for Barcelona, scored the other.
@GuillemBalague
I'm convinced that if FCB had put on table, with enough time, €60m for Ozil they would have got him. But they say he's not what they need
2:20 PM - Sep 1, 2017

Reports on Friday have claimed Barcelona have been thinking of a move for Arsenal midfielder Mesut Ozil instead and Balague has said: "I'm convinced that, if FCB had put on table, with enough time, €60m for Ozil they would have got him.

"But they say he's not what they need."
Ernesto Valverde appears set to continue with his La Liga campaign without another attacking replacement for Neymar, having brought in Ousmane Dembele from Borussia Dortmund last week
 
I can't get over that picture from yesterday's game after he scored.

The fucker earns a shit tonne and was adored by a club on the rise by all means try and leave and better yourself and whatever but don't be a complete pussy about it.
 
Football player in self-obsessed 1st world problems cunt-wallopery shocker. It makes me despise him too, but not forget what a smashing player he is.
 
All of the micromanagement and workplace bullying he has brought upon himself will not be pretty given how easily he is reduced to tears.
 
I saw through Klopp's charade long ago, he's so obviously a vindictive sociopath, he palpably reeks of it, and it will be glorious to be proven right.
 
I saw through Klopp's charade long ago, he's so obviously a vindictive sociopath, he palpably reeks of it, and it will be glorious to be proven right.

Is that like a Gaydar situation (where it takes one to know one)?
 
No way does Coutinho start vs City
I wouldnt play him until the Rumbelows cup game against Leicester and see what his heads like.

In fact id have him on the bench in every game, keep making him warm up but put far inferior players on instead, THEN play him in the Worthington cup game and if he doesnt tear up trees, back on the bench.

We are in Clockwork Orange Alex programming mode now.
 
I believe psychologists call this "projection". 😗

Perhaps. But you'll see. In fact you've already seen it with Sakho. That guy did barely anything wrong, Klopp just felt slighted by him for being late a couple of times and making a joke. Look at the sadistic way he went about it, for such small things. Not a fuck given about how the guy had missed the biggest tournament of his life, not a fuck given about his good nature and charity work. He just ended him.

Now think about what Coutinho has done to him. He's humiliated Klopp, made a fool of him. Trust me, it will be glorious.
 
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