Countdown to Armageddon
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[quote author=FoxForceFive link=topic=40096.msg1100145#msg1100145 date=1273143543]
[quote author=Mr_V link=topic=40096.msg1100133#msg1100133 date=1273143174]
*puts head in Sand until August*
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our season may well start in July. Unfortunately.
Oh, & Vladders, Sunny, if you ever have weekends the caravan is not rented let me know, me & Bex have been looking round for a caravan in Wales for the odd weekend but most of the prices are horrendous.
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No worries Jon - sure we'll have a free weekend somewhere down the line
[quote author=Mr_V link=topic=40096.msg1100133#msg1100133 date=1273143174]
*puts head in Sand until August*
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our season may well start in July. Unfortunately.
Oh, & Vladders, Sunny, if you ever have weekends the caravan is not rented let me know, me & Bex have been looking round for a caravan in Wales for the odd weekend but most of the prices are horrendous.
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No worries Jon - sure we'll have a free weekend somewhere down the line
Is that a joke?
[quote author=Brendan link=topic=40096.msg1099387#msg1099387 date=1273063902]
Oh dear.
Benitez is going to Juve. Broughton has nothing new to talk to him about re: investment. And I do mean NOTHING.
So Benitez is going to take the offer and funds promised.
Mascherano and Torres will *both* leave this summer.
Gerrard is 50/50 at best to stay.
We won't have a new manager in place for a while, although Hodgson looks likeliest.
It's game over.
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Right so, that's Part One of "Operation Armaggeddon" completed:
Benitez in Italy
No new owners
No money to spend
Uncle Woy as manager.
If Part Two comes to fruition (losing any of Masher/ Torres/ Gerrard) we really are right in the fucking shit.
HOORAY
Oh dear.
Benitez is going to Juve. Broughton has nothing new to talk to him about re: investment. And I do mean NOTHING.
So Benitez is going to take the offer and funds promised.
Mascherano and Torres will *both* leave this summer.
Gerrard is 50/50 at best to stay.
We won't have a new manager in place for a while, although Hodgson looks likeliest.
It's game over.
[/quote]
Right so, that's Part One of "Operation Armaggeddon" completed:
Benitez in Italy
No new owners
No money to spend
Uncle Woy as manager.
If Part Two comes to fruition (losing any of Masher/ Torres/ Gerrard) we really are right in the fucking shit.
HOORAY
If we keep Stevie and Torres, we've got a fighting chance
[quote author=singlerider link=topic=40096.msg1129126#msg1129126 date=1277972704]
If we keep Stevie and Torres, we've got a fighting chance
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Depends on what happens at LB and in midfield.
If we start the season with The Cunt, Insewer and The Shithouse all playing, we may as well fucking pack up and go home.
I would almost prefer Torres and Gerrard to leave, rather than go through another season like last year. They both deserve better.
If we keep Stevie and Torres, we've got a fighting chance
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Depends on what happens at LB and in midfield.
If we start the season with The Cunt, Insewer and The Shithouse all playing, we may as well fucking pack up and go home.
I would almost prefer Torres and Gerrard to leave, rather than go through another season like last year. They both deserve better.
Yeah, it's gonna be a struggle unless they're addressed.
Unless, of course, by some miracle they're both actually really good players and Woy gets the best out of them
*crosses everything*
Hopefully these reports of him having at least some money to spend are true, otherwise we're reet fooked
Unless, of course, by some miracle they're both actually really good players and Woy gets the best out of them
*crosses everything*
Hopefully these reports of him having at least some money to spend are true, otherwise we're reet fooked
[quote author=Markeh link=topic=40096.msg1129130#msg1129130 date=1277973103]
lol! i was wondering how long before you brought up lucas and insua
you're right though a well over the hill danny murphy will do more for us than lucas
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No "R" in Lucas or Insua. I predict he will keep them. On the other hand Carragher, Torres and Gerrard may be moved on. And Riera has no chance
lol! i was wondering how long before you brought up lucas and insua
you're right though a well over the hill danny murphy will do more for us than lucas
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No "R" in Lucas or Insua. I predict he will keep them. On the other hand Carragher, Torres and Gerrard may be moved on. And Riera has no chance
[quote author=Jack D Rips link=topic=40096.msg1129209#msg1129209 date=1277981059]
[quote author=Markeh link=topic=40096.msg1129130#msg1129130 date=1277973103]
lol! i was wondering how long before you brought up lucas and insua
you're right though a well over the hill danny murphy will do more for us than lucas
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No "R" in Lucas or Insua. I predict he will keep them. On the other hand Carragher, Torres and Gerrard may be moved on. And Riera has no chance
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Carragher? Moved on?
Jessu Christ. As if Woy would dare.
[quote author=Markeh link=topic=40096.msg1129130#msg1129130 date=1277973103]
lol! i was wondering how long before you brought up lucas and insua
you're right though a well over the hill danny murphy will do more for us than lucas
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No "R" in Lucas or Insua. I predict he will keep them. On the other hand Carragher, Torres and Gerrard may be moved on. And Riera has no chance
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Carragher? Moved on?
Jessu Christ. As if Woy would dare.
Whoosh?
[quote author=Delinquent link=topic=40096.msg1129211#msg1129211 date=1277981288]
Whoosh?
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Yep.
Poor the bwendan.
Whoosh?
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Yep.
Poor the bwendan.
What is going on here?
I'm confused.
I'm confused.
We're counting down
[quote author=Brendan link=topic=40096.msg1129210#msg1129210 date=1277981123]
[quote author=Jack D Rips link=topic=40096.msg1129209#msg1129209 date=1277981059]
[quote author=Markeh link=topic=40096.msg1129130#msg1129130 date=1277973103]
lol! i was wondering how long before you brought up lucas and insua
you're right though a well over the hill danny murphy will do more for us than lucas
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No "R" in Lucas or Insua. I predict he will keep them. On the other hand Carragher, Torres and Gerrard may be moved on. And Riera has no chance
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Carragher? Moved on?
Jessu Christ. As if Woy would dare.
[/quote]lol
[quote author=Jack D Rips link=topic=40096.msg1129209#msg1129209 date=1277981059]
[quote author=Markeh link=topic=40096.msg1129130#msg1129130 date=1277973103]
lol! i was wondering how long before you brought up lucas and insua
you're right though a well over the hill danny murphy will do more for us than lucas
[/quote]
No "R" in Lucas or Insua. I predict he will keep them. On the other hand Carragher, Torres and Gerrard may be moved on. And Riera has no chance
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Carragher? Moved on?
Jessu Christ. As if Woy would dare.
[/quote]lol
[quote author=Brendan link=topic=40096.msg1099387#msg1099387 date=1273063902]
Oh dear.
Benitez is going to Juve. Broughton has nothing new to talk to him about re: investment. And I do mean NOTHING.
So Benitez is going to take the offer and funds promised.
Mascherano and Torres will *both* leave this summer.
Gerrard is 50/50 at best to stay.
We won't have a new manager in place for a while, although Hodgson looks likeliest.
It's game over.
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So, not quite "game over" and overall how do we feel?
Benitez out. Granddad in.
Only Masher left, as we all knew would happen anyway.
At least one more season from Torres. Gerrard staying.
No new owners. No investment.
Another transfer window in which we made a profit.
Purrssssslow still a lying cunt.
Broughton has done nothing.
Started the season poorly.
On the plus side with regard to new players: Joe Cole on a free. Hope for Meireles? Insua, Plessis, El Zhar gone.
Negative: Christian Crapsen. The Cunt still here, despite Stoke's efforts to take him on loan. No new striking options.
So not "Armageddon" quite. But it's getting there.
Oh dear.
Benitez is going to Juve. Broughton has nothing new to talk to him about re: investment. And I do mean NOTHING.
So Benitez is going to take the offer and funds promised.
Mascherano and Torres will *both* leave this summer.
Gerrard is 50/50 at best to stay.
We won't have a new manager in place for a while, although Hodgson looks likeliest.
It's game over.
[/quote]
So, not quite "game over" and overall how do we feel?
Benitez out. Granddad in.
Only Masher left, as we all knew would happen anyway.
At least one more season from Torres. Gerrard staying.
No new owners. No investment.
Another transfer window in which we made a profit.
Purrssssslow still a lying cunt.
Broughton has done nothing.
Started the season poorly.
On the plus side with regard to new players: Joe Cole on a free. Hope for Meireles? Insua, Plessis, El Zhar gone.
Negative: Christian Crapsen. The Cunt still here, despite Stoke's efforts to take him on loan. No new striking options.
So not "Armageddon" quite. But it's getting there.
I think 'Christian Crapsen' needs some work. I'm sure you can do better.
[quote author=Paddy link=topic=40096.msg1168381#msg1168381 date=1283331172]
Poosen?
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I tried that, or similar in a match thread. Didn't really work. It's a pretty tricky one.
Sometimes you just have to accept a really shit nickname. God knows we've had a few. I mean "Lucarse" is just terrible.
Poosen?
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I tried that, or similar in a match thread. Didn't really work. It's a pretty tricky one.
Sometimes you just have to accept a really shit nickname. God knows we've had a few. I mean "Lucarse" is just terrible.
[quote author=Fabio link=topic=40096.msg1168386#msg1168386 date=1283331315]
droolson?
you know......cos he's a window licker?
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Bacon Savage?
Cos he's Danish, and looks/ plays like Robbie Savage?
Maybe just Bacon, because he's a pig of a player?
droolson?
you know......cos he's a window licker?
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Bacon Savage?
Cos he's Danish, and looks/ plays like Robbie Savage?
Maybe just Bacon, because he's a pig of a player?
[quote author=Brendan link=topic=40096.msg1168388#msg1168388 date=1283331414]
[quote author=Fabio link=topic=40096.msg1168386#msg1168386 date=1283331315]
droolson?
you know......cos he's a window licker?
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Bacon Savage?
Cos he's Danish, and looks/ plays like Robbie Savage?
Maybe just Bacon, because he's a pig of a player?
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But bacon is pretty tasty......
plus itd remind me of lock stock too much
[quote author=Fabio link=topic=40096.msg1168386#msg1168386 date=1283331315]
droolson?
you know......cos he's a window licker?
[/quote]
Bacon Savage?
Cos he's Danish, and looks/ plays like Robbie Savage?
Maybe just Bacon, because he's a pig of a player?
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But bacon is pretty tasty......
plus itd remind me of lock stock too much
[quote author=Brendan link=topic=40096.msg1168385#msg1168385 date=1283331288]
[quote author=Paddy link=topic=40096.msg1168381#msg1168381 date=1283331172]
Poosen?
[/quote]
I tried that, or similar in a match thread. Didn't really work. It's a pretty tricky one.
Sometimes you just have to accept a really shit nickname. God knows we've had a few. I mean "Lucarse" is just terrible.
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It's not great, but at the very least it incorporates a *decent* derogatory term, without being too much of a leap from his actual name.
'Poosen', while being quite close to his real name, is far too tame. I suppose 'Foolsen' would work, but again, not ideal. Or Stoolsen? Hasn't got the Toolsen? Hmmmm.
[quote author=Paddy link=topic=40096.msg1168381#msg1168381 date=1283331172]
Poosen?
[/quote]
I tried that, or similar in a match thread. Didn't really work. It's a pretty tricky one.
Sometimes you just have to accept a really shit nickname. God knows we've had a few. I mean "Lucarse" is just terrible.
[/quote]
It's not great, but at the very least it incorporates a *decent* derogatory term, without being too much of a leap from his actual name.
'Poosen', while being quite close to his real name, is far too tame. I suppose 'Foolsen' would work, but again, not ideal. Or Stoolsen? Hasn't got the Toolsen? Hmmmm.
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