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In any order:
1. Chinese
2. Multi billionaires
3. An addiction to signing world class players
4. With a phobia of debt
5. A deep-rooted passion for building the ultimate stadium
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Why Chinese?
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They're sound little fellas imo.
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You rascally Rafa. If I had 3 days worth of time, patience and a kick ass stimulant I may be able to cover a good chunk of everything that is fucked up about that sentance, though I have a feeling that even if I did it would be shrugged off.
[quote author=Doped White Mouse link=topic=39831.msg1088785#msg1088785 date=1271415052]
[quote author=Rafa4PM link=topic=39831.msg1088779#msg1088779 date=1271414626]
In any order:
1. Chinese
2. Multi billionaires
3. An addiction to signing world class players
4. With a phobia of debt
5. A deep-rooted passion for building the ultimate stadium
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Why Chinese?
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They're sound little fellas imo.
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You rascally Rafa. If I had 3 days worth of time, patience and a kick ass stimulant I may be able to cover a good chunk of everything that is fucked up about that sentance, though I have a feeling that even if I did it would be shrugged off.
Also i'd like him to be a bit mental. Not like dangerous mental or "sell all the players for a goat" mental, but more a quirky, zany character. Perhaps as a money making idea we could film him on a day to day basis, seeing the wacky misadventures that would ensue, E.g. racially insulting evertons best player, spilling wine over aquilanis bird and lingeringly wiping her boobs clean, or trying to negotiate personal terms with arda turan
"£60,000 a week please mr owner"
"6 g's! You must be on the meow meow i've heard so little about! We'll call it £5.50 an hour"
"£60,000 a week please mr owner"
"6 g's! You must be on the meow meow i've heard so little about! We'll call it £5.50 an hour"
Mikhail D. Prokhorov.
Prokhorov is known throughout the world and especially in Russia for his lavish lifestyle. He was satirized on a Russian TV commercial for his love of travelling the world in a private jet in the company of beautiful women.[citation needed]
At an annual two-week Christmas party for the Russian rich at the French Alpine resort of Courchevel in January 2007, he was arrested for allegedly arranging prostitutes for his guests.[7] After four days he was released without charge.[8]
In September 2009, Prokhorov was officially cleared from this charge and the judicial case was dismissed.[9] According to his blog[10], he even received apologies from French officials during his visit to France in November 2009.
In June 2009, the magazine "Russian Pioneer", owned by Prokhorov, organized a party for selected guests, including the governor of Saint-Petersburg Valentina Matvienko and other prominent government and business figures, aboard the Russian cruiser Avrora. Press reports of the party caused outrage among some Russians, since the ship is supposed to be a naval museum. Prokhorov later proposed to cover the costs of transferring the ship from the Ministry of Defense to the city of Saint-Petersburg and upgrading the museum facilities.[citation needed]
Prokhorov made headlines in early March of 2010 when he was forced to forfeit a £36 million deposit he placed on the £360 million Villa Leopolda in the French Riviera in 2008. Under French property law, once an initial sale contract has been signed, a deposit can only be refunded during a seven day cooling-off period. On March 2, 2010, a court in Nice, France ruled that the villa's owner, 71-year-old Lily Safra, widow of deceased billionaire banker Edmund Safra, could keep the £36 million deposit, plus £1 million in interest.
Prokhorov is known throughout the world and especially in Russia for his lavish lifestyle. He was satirized on a Russian TV commercial for his love of travelling the world in a private jet in the company of beautiful women.[citation needed]
At an annual two-week Christmas party for the Russian rich at the French Alpine resort of Courchevel in January 2007, he was arrested for allegedly arranging prostitutes for his guests.[7] After four days he was released without charge.[8]
In September 2009, Prokhorov was officially cleared from this charge and the judicial case was dismissed.[9] According to his blog[10], he even received apologies from French officials during his visit to France in November 2009.
In June 2009, the magazine "Russian Pioneer", owned by Prokhorov, organized a party for selected guests, including the governor of Saint-Petersburg Valentina Matvienko and other prominent government and business figures, aboard the Russian cruiser Avrora. Press reports of the party caused outrage among some Russians, since the ship is supposed to be a naval museum. Prokhorov later proposed to cover the costs of transferring the ship from the Ministry of Defense to the city of Saint-Petersburg and upgrading the museum facilities.[citation needed]
Prokhorov made headlines in early March of 2010 when he was forced to forfeit a £36 million deposit he placed on the £360 million Villa Leopolda in the French Riviera in 2008. Under French property law, once an initial sale contract has been signed, a deposit can only be refunded during a seven day cooling-off period. On March 2, 2010, a court in Nice, France ruled that the villa's owner, 71-year-old Lily Safra, widow of deceased billionaire banker Edmund Safra, could keep the £36 million deposit, plus £1 million in interest.
[quote author=Jack D Rips link=topic=39831.msg1088837#msg1088837 date=1271421226]
[quote author=H link=topic=39831.msg1088828#msg1088828 date=1271420579]
An Englishman.
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Is there one with enough money?
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Richard Branson?
[quote author=H link=topic=39831.msg1088828#msg1088828 date=1271420579]
An Englishman.
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Is there one with enough money?
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Richard Branson?
I just wish Michael Winner was a billionaire. I like my owners to be posh, also he has meticulous high standards, would provide great entertainment in offended our rivals, and him being a renowned food critic would ensure (or should I say e-sure) exemplary cuisine.
He IS knocking on a bit though.
He IS knocking on a bit though.
what's all this food bollocks about?
Great thread. I like the film-the-zany-owner thing. Should have done that with Hicks' sons, like Princes of Malibu.
[quote author=Fabio Alrighty-o link=topic=39831.msg1088944#msg1088944 date=1271438112]
Also i'd like him to be a bit mental. Not like dangerous mental or "sell all the players for a goat" mental, but more a quirky, zany character. Perhaps as a money making idea we could film him on a day to day basis, seeing the wacky misadventures that would ensue, E.g. racially insulting evertons best player, spilling wine over aquilanis bird and lingeringly wiping her boobs clean, or trying to negotiate personal terms with arda turan
"£60,000 a week please mr owner"
"6 g's! You must be on the meow meow i've heard so little about! We'll call it £5.50 an hour"
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Im sure Simon Jordan's available ;D
Also i'd like him to be a bit mental. Not like dangerous mental or "sell all the players for a goat" mental, but more a quirky, zany character. Perhaps as a money making idea we could film him on a day to day basis, seeing the wacky misadventures that would ensue, E.g. racially insulting evertons best player, spilling wine over aquilanis bird and lingeringly wiping her boobs clean, or trying to negotiate personal terms with arda turan
"£60,000 a week please mr owner"
"6 g's! You must be on the meow meow i've heard so little about! We'll call it £5.50 an hour"
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Im sure Simon Jordan's available ;D
[quote author=Doped White Mouse link=topic=39831.msg1088794#msg1088794 date=1271415516]
[quote author=Rafa4PM link=topic=39831.msg1088790#msg1088790 date=1271415370]
[quote author=Doped White Mouse link=topic=39831.msg1088785#msg1088785 date=1271415052]
[quote author=Rafa4PM link=topic=39831.msg1088779#msg1088779 date=1271414626]
In any order:
1. Chinese
2. Multi billionaires
3. An addiction to signing world class players
4. With a phobia of debt
5. A deep-rooted passion for building the ultimate stadium
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Why Chinese?
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They're sound little fellas imo.
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I see.
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Carson is Chinese and he owns Birmingham! Sound? lol
[quote author=Rafa4PM link=topic=39831.msg1088790#msg1088790 date=1271415370]
[quote author=Doped White Mouse link=topic=39831.msg1088785#msg1088785 date=1271415052]
[quote author=Rafa4PM link=topic=39831.msg1088779#msg1088779 date=1271414626]
In any order:
1. Chinese
2. Multi billionaires
3. An addiction to signing world class players
4. With a phobia of debt
5. A deep-rooted passion for building the ultimate stadium
[/quote]
Why Chinese?
[/quote]
They're sound little fellas imo.
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I see.
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Carson is Chinese and he owns Birmingham! Sound? lol
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