Honestly, given how our season has gone, I'd take real joy at a retroactive title. Not for us winning the title but the real greasy enjoyment of it being stripped from them. If I won't get to bask in Everton going down, I'll live for this instead.
City Charged By Premier League
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Honestly, given how our season has gone, I'd take real joy at a retroactive title. Not for us winning the title but the real greasy enjoyment of it being stripped from them. If I won't get to bask in Everton going down, I'll live for this instead.
City cannot appeal to the CAS for a Premier League ruling, and it looks like all punishments are open to the FA/PL.
With that in mind I propose that all their trophies be melted down in front of rival fans at the Etihad. Pep will be forced to look on. It will not be long before he starts gesturing wildly to the heavens in a mad fit of rage. As the final title is tossed onto the furnace, he'll curl up into foetal position, finally accepting that everything he has achieved in England is besmirched and invalid.
The Etihad can then be dismantled and City can be forced to play at Stockport County as they aim to navigate their way out of the National League.
With that in mind I propose that all their trophies be melted down in front of rival fans at the Etihad. Pep will be forced to look on. It will not be long before he starts gesturing wildly to the heavens in a mad fit of rage. As the final title is tossed onto the furnace, he'll curl up into foetal position, finally accepting that everything he has achieved in England is besmirched and invalid.
The Etihad can then be dismantled and City can be forced to play at Stockport County as they aim to navigate their way out of the National League.
If they did it last year we’d have won everything 🙁
They probably did, the cheating twats!
Bullshit.
Record books matter!
remember Pep's cigars after the last ruling where UEFA chickened out?
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That’s because they stopped cooperating with anything after 2018 - if this sticks then all that info will be turned over too and the same charges applied I’d imagine.
If they can’t go to CAS what stops the premier league doing exactly what it wants?
I’ll work on it later. My employer expects me to do stuff this afternoon and The Last of Us is on too.
They're waiting to see how many stuffed brown envelopes they can get.
There's no way he doesn't know what's happening here ...
They would threaten to sue the Premier League for damages / restraint of trade or something similar.
Do we win our titles?
So all this is just procedural to conclude they’re guilty of being cheating cunts and the premier league is free to pick whatever punishment they wish as the rules are not set in stone?
More than happy as it's a win/win
Everton will probably go down the following season.
I would be fine with it. I feel that the City punishment is more about the future of competition in the EPL. If City aren't imposed any punishment which strings, we will go the La Liga way with City and Newcastle sharing almost 90% of the next 20 PL titles with an occasional win by the rest.
Absolutely fine. All jokes aside, Everton being in the PL is good for the city. Everton getting relegated would give me a cheap laugh for a week or so, but given the economy is tanking, I'd sooner people still had jobs and incomes.
Scrolling through the rage of BlueMoon gives me the fizz, and would more than compensate.
Gonna say yes. If the PL have the balls to relegate City then they’ll probably strip them of their titles too.
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