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Chinese "Devil Virus" - anyone worried?

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FoxForceFive said:
Nope.

You underestimate how much British people enjoy being trodden on by the upper class.

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Fuck it, reopen the pubs
 
manwithnoname said:
I always find this "implacable enemies" stuff risible.

It's meant to be a sort of compliment, but always seems to be a way to describe violent, unorganised atavistic simpletons, who are fine if you leave them alone and then react like enraged chimps when provoked.

It's a bit like those fucking halfwitted cunts on social media who describe themselves as "slow to anger" and "the best friend you could ever have, but also the worst enemy you will ever make", like their vaguely autistic, social awkwardness is in any way impressive, laudable or even vaguely interesting, and making an enemy out of someone who works part-time at Timpsons would be a genuine ongoing problem.
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"vaguely autistic, social awkwardness"

Isn't this a description of your own operations in society, from the glimpses you have provided here?
 
Judge Jules said:
This is hardly the stuff of social media though. In the case of the Kurds it refers to a culture in which, for example, when they go to war the wives of fallen soldiers join the front line in their place, such that they have a whole battalion of female fighters, some of whom accounted for so many ISIS gunmen that they had prices put on their heads. Without it the Kurds could never have withstood, let alone reversed, ISIS' progress as the latter heavily outgunned them. There won't (hopefully) be occasion in this country for anyone to see that side to them, but you can bet it's there.
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I think you may have provided the basis for the Birds of Prey 2 script here.
 
The US navy has given the boot to one of it's aircraft carrier commanders after he accidentally leaked to the press that his crew was infected and the navy was doing fuck all about it. So they sacked him, and then quarantined the crew on Guam. So the carrier is parked up waiting for a crew to arrive that isn't a bunch of zombies.
 
Hyena said:
When you lose an argument, you resort to dribbling, playground, racist insults a normal-functioning 8 year old would be ashamed of. It doesn't make you Kurdish, but it does makes you a half-witted cunt.
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I've never lost an argument. Point one out, you dopey fucking bat-eating Corona-Chan apologist twat.
 
Woland said:
Woah meta. Losing an argument and proving his point in one single line post. Pretty clever this dude.Glad you meant it.
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Yeah, well, I'm sure Corona-Chan will appreciate it also, but I suppose that I will have to add some racism by asking if he's called "Hyena" because he likes eating them.
 
Hahahaha checked in to have a good laugh at the idiot. Full chuckle received. Thank you! Hahaha Hahaha
 
Can I ask a stupid question ?

Is it racist to call the virus Chinese because it originated in China ?
 
Hyena said:
Lol. Brendan's pretending to be an idiot again. So ironic. Much funny!
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I know, it's all so hilarious, Corona-Chan! Many dyings! Wet market fun!

Actually, sometimes I struggle to work out when stuff's supposed to be a joke.

You don't think Chinese wet markets are a problem; you seem to think people dropping like flies is funny; the British government is less trust-worthy than those lying fucking twats in Beijing; and that those same evil communist state cunts are doing a better job than the West, even though it's all their fault originally by lying, covering evidence, falsifying data and silencing domestic scientists.

So maybe your capering China lickspittle routine is actually serious? Is it?

If so, I'm not sure it IS much funnies to lots of people, you bat-eating clown.
 
Woland said:
I guess it depends if you're trying to educate people about the cause and source of it, or you're just trying to be a dick to a billion people who had nothing to do with it.
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Well, it started in a Chinese wet market, because of people storing, slaughtering bats and snakes and pangolins in disgusting, unhygienic, illegal conditions and selling them to eat

And the fucking Chinese government and state-sponsored propaganda machine have a lot to do with it, which is why I find people defending it, or deflecting, or any other desperate attempt (swine flu!) to divert blame so risible and easy to mock.

As this thread, cursed as it is, has so clearly shown.
 
The problem I have with calling it the Chinese virus is what do we call the next one that comes out of China?
 
Think the main prob is that while there are wet markets everywhere in China, wildlife markets, a subset and the source of all this shit, are much more rare and only rich people can afford to shop there. So it's a bit shit having a go at the global chinese popualtion when it was their leaders cover ups and their rich fuckers appetite for the weird that caused it all. It would be like if Fox Hunting gave the world AIDS and somehow Chinese people started to blame me for it.
 
Woland said:
Think the main prob is that while there are wet markets everywhere in China, wildlife markets, a subset and the source of all this shit, are much more rare and only rich people can afford to shop there. So it's a bit shit having a go at the global chinese popualtion when it was their leaders cover ups and their rich fuckers appetite for the weird that caused it all. It would be like if Fox Hunting gave the world AIDS and somehow Chinese people started to blame me for it.
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Only if you ate the foxes afterwards. Which would actually make it a bit less repulsive as a pastime.

As for wet markets vs wild/ bushmeat markets, the whole fucking LOT need to go, as they are disgusting and dangerous.
 
FFS remember BSE? Cows live on grass, they certainly don't eat meat, definitely not other cows, but what we did, in the UK, was boil up their mum and dad's brains and spinal cord and feed it to their kids. For some completely fucking unknown reason, and it unleashed an awful neurological brain disease across the nation and beyond... Which we got away with because it wasn't as infectious as first feared. Still couldn't export beef for a decade because of our dirty bastard weirdo farmers.

It's hardly just a Chinese thing to be this fucking weird. I mean turning cows into cannibals is way more weird than wanting to eat snakes. I hear you can get rattlesnake on the menu in florida, right next to alligator and muskrat. Eating local animals is way less weird than what led to BSE.
 
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