Carvalho - our next signing?

[StevieM]

Need to get this up to 16 pages and fast.

Alright - let’s set up multiple bat signals…

- Suarez isn’t a racist
- Biden beat Trump fair and square
- Southern Tayto is shite
- Thiago is alive
- Carragher was shit
- COVID vaccines are ace
- Roger Moore was a shit James Bond
- Man City deserve to win a Champions League
- We should re-sign Michael Owen
- Naked pictures of Scarlett Johansson automatically appear when a thread hits 100 pages
- Dantes is a woke lefty
- Let’s take a minute to remember all the great things Margaret Thatcher did
- Everton… hahahaha
- Black Lives Matter are racist
- Were do ewe think they’ll do they’re Diaz medical, over their?

Bring it…

 

[rurikbird]

- Suarez isn’t a racist
- Biden beat Trump fair and square
- Southern Tayto is shite
- Thiago is alive
- Carragher was shit
- COVID vaccines are ace
- Roger Moore was a shit James Bond
- Man City deserve to win a Champions League

OK, this is where I draw the line. 😡

 

[LeTallecWiz]

Alright - let’s set up multiple bat signals…

- Suarez isn’t a racist
- Biden beat Trump fair and square
- Southern Tayto is shite
- Thiago is alive
- Carragher was shit
- COVID vaccines are ace
- Roger Moore was a shit James Bond
- Man City deserve to win a Champions League
- We should re-sign Michael Owen
- Naked pictures of Scarlett Johansson automatically appear when a thread hits 100 pages
- Dantes is a woke lefty
- Let’s take a minute to remember all the great things Margaret Thatcher did
- Everton… hahahaha
- Black Lives Matter are racist
- Were do ewe think they’ll do they’re Diaz medical, over their?

Bring it…

WAIT WAIT - Dantes is a woke lefty isn't really up to debate right?

 

[MomoWASright]

So Scarlett?

 

[LeTallecWiz]

So Scarlett?

That's just clickbait.
Everyone knows it will be Hallie Berry.

 

[LeTallecWiz]

or maybe the Christina Aguliera 'issue' that plagued Glock will plague us all?!

 

[StevieM]

That's just clickbait.
Everyone knows it will be Hallie Berry.

Except for Bluebell - it’ll be Rebel Wilson for him.

 

[rurikbird]

That's just clickbait.
Everyone knows it will be Hallie Berry.

That's objectively better.

 

[LeTallecWiz]

Except for Bluebell - it’ll be Rebel Wilson for him.

 

[The Nomad]

or maybe the Christina Aguliera 'issue' that plagued Glock will plague us all?!

Hahaha.. I totally forgot about that.

 

[MomoWASright]

Who was guilty of pre-Madonna?

 

[StevieM]

Who was guilty of pre-Madonna?

Can’t remember… does it need a dressing too?

Blue Cheese or ranch?

 

[Halmeister]

Who was guilty of pre-Madonna?

Anyone? I'm on tender hooks

 

[singlerider]

Who was guilty of pre-Madonna?

Sounds like a Dreamyism

 

[darkstarexodus]

Roger Moore is the most shit James Bond though.

 

[bluebell]

Roger Moore is the most shit James Bond though.

Personally I always thought Piers Brosnan was.

 

[darkstarexodus]

Personally I always thought Piers Brosnan was.

Goldeneye was top class and it went downhill from there. Would still take Brosnan over Moore

 

[StevieM]

Timothy Dalton and George Lazenby were very underrated.

 

[darkstarexodus]

Timothy Dalton and George Lazenby were very underrated.

Agree. The Living Daylights is among my fave Bond films and the blueprint for the Craig era.

 

[MomoWASright]

Bond is shit.

 

[dee]

The next James Bond should be a woman …

 

[Red rose]

The next James Bond should be a woman …

Maybe yeh someone like Emma Peel was 😀 I also thought Idris Elba would be a good Bond..they say there will be no more James bonds, but I don’t think the end of Bond movies ..hope not anyway !

 

[The Nomad]

The next James Bond should be a woman …

Going through gender reassignment. Tick all the woke boxes.

 

[StevieM]

Going through gender reassignment. Tick all the woke boxes.

Could you imagine if the next Bond was a black, lesbian, non-binary, gender reassigned, diffferently abled, muslim, refugee, single parent, socialist climate activist !!!

The Daily Mail would got into meltdown as its readership spontaneously combusted.

Dantes would have a stroke… well… another one.

 

[Brizzle]

This one will be done tomorrow.

 

[Woland]

 

[keniget]

Bond is shit.

The right answer

 

[binomial]

His contract is up end of June so makes sense to sign him now for summer & loan him back to them for remainder of season?

 

[DHSC]

Fucking hell, did Henry sell one of his investments?

 

[MomoWASright]

Fucking hell, did Henry sell one of his investments?

Or we’ve finished paying off our last load of big ticket players, not having anymore empty stadiums and agreed deals for Mané/Firmino.