Carvalho - our next signing?

[Beamrider]

I’d just like to make clear that I think yoga is shite and refute any allegation that I might be the bloke @Red Astaire met at his yoga class. I wouldn’t be seen dead there.
Red could save himself a fortune in fees by getting a game of Twister and saying “namaste” before he spins the wheel.
But then we’d miss out on the tips from his ITK. I’m so conflicted here.

 

[737Max]

With its 1.3MP camera.

Errr. 5MP actually! Fuck you

 

[MomoWASright]

Errr. 5MP actually! Fuck you

And still looked like it took pictures with 28 layers of cling film over the lens.

 

[Fabio]

I'm disgusted by this N95 slander.

Nokia YNWA XXX

 

[Beamrider]

He manages the finances and payments between us and Barca for the Coutinho transfer. He has been busy the last few days depositing the 42 million.

It was good of Villa to pay it so promptly, to be fair. Nice one Stevie.

 

[rurikbird]

And still looked like it took pictures with 28 layers of cling film over the lens.

Great, the camera nerds got activated, we'll get to 100 pages in no time.

 

[JurgenKlopp]

 

[JurgenKlopp]

Sure he has already done medical by all accounts

 

[Woland]

Big shout out to the amateur astanganauts

 

[SummerOnions]

I don't get it... We are essentially just agreeing a fee now instead of tribunal and he moves in July it doesn't matter when the medical is?

 

[The Nomad]

Looks to be a fake account.

Or is it.... no tick though

 

[MomoWASright]

Looks to be a fake account.

It’s legit.

 

[rurikbird]

Here we go!

 

[The Nomad]

It’s legit.

Yah I jumped the gun. Usually when there's an _ at the start alarm bells ring.

As you were. Reds yoga teacher has come up Trumps again.

 

[rurikbird]

Time to uncork the champagne!

 

[Hansern]

 

[the count]

I don't get it... We are essentially just agreeing a fee now instead of tribunal and he moves in July it doesn't matter when the medical is?

Transfer window theatre

 

[Red Astaire]

Transfer window theatre

It get's funnier. If the 'deal' papers have been submitted he can sign anytime up until 1am.

 

[ibromurph]

We are haggling over 2 or 3m. Lol.

If the kid is as good as Elliott, he's already worth 20m.

Great deal. My Fulham mate say he's great. Just watching his highlights, he's got a Coutinho/Bernardo Silva feel about him. Excellent touch and speed with the ball. Wonder where he will play? I think he'll be used in the number 8 role, as opposed to out wide.

 

[The Nomad]

We are haggling over 2 or 3m. Lol.

If the kid is as good as Elliott, he's already worth 20m.

Great deal. My Fulham mate say he's great. Just watching his highlights, he's got a Coutinho/Bernardo Silva feel about him. Excellent touch and speed with the ball. Wonder where he will play? I think he'll be used in the number 8 role, as opposed to out wide.

I can see a change of shape next season to more a 4-2-3-1 formation.

 

[ibromurph]

I can see a change of shape next season to more a 4-2-3-1 formation.

I think it would make for a good alternative formation in games where the 4-3-3 isn't working out.

 

[tombrown]

Just for bluebell

 

[peekay]

Here we go!

He is the biggest tap in merchant I have seen, Fabrizio Romano, not rurik. Waits for others to break the news and then posts it as his own.

 

[rurikbird]

He is the biggest tap in merchant I have seen, Fabrizio Romano, not rurik. Waits for others to break the news and then posts it as his own.

The Pippo Inzaghi of football Twitter…

 

[The Nomad]

So are we going to be asking for that 'extension'?

 

[tomasjj]

I also vote for You Only Live Twice. @Woland is clearly insane.

He just wants to eat Jane Seymour out

 

[JurgenKlopp]

 

[rurikbird]

Oh shit, now Fabrizio Romano says there are “problems” with Carvaho’s transfer.

 

[doctor_mac]

FFS

 

[The Nomad]

Reds yoga teacher forgot to mention that there is no concept of a deal sheet extention in the EFL.

Apparently off.