Football commentators always, conveniently, claim to support clubs so humble and inoffensive they must have been chosen by a computer. Tyler, for example, claims he supports Woking (with Chester as his second team). Yes, of course you do, Martin. Similarly, John Motson insists he's a lifelong Barnet fan, and Clive Tyldesley, whom everyone knows is a rabid Manc fan, ludicrously tells people he only supports a non-league team, which he refuses to name. I guess commentators tend to be Nobby No-Mate types who could have grown up with a passion for such lowly clubs but it's all a bit too convenient.
FYI, here's who the hacks support, as far as I know:
The Telegraph
Chris Bascombe: Liverpool
Luke Edwards: Newcastle
Roddy Forsyth: Rangers
Thom Gibbs: QPR
John Ley: Arsenal
Jonathan Liew : Spurs
Mark Ogden: Manchester United
Matt Scott: Arsenal
Alan Smith: Arsenal
Alan Tyers: Hibernian
The Times
Henry Winter: Chelsea
Oliver Kay: Liverpool
Gabriele Marcotti: Chelsea
George Caulkin: Newcastle
Allison Rudd: Liverpool
Matt Hughes: Arsenal
Peter Lansley: Wolves
Rory Smith: Liverpool
The Independent
James Lawton: Arsenal
Sam Wallace: Arsenal
Ian Herbert: Wrexham
Simon Rice: Arsenal
The Guardian
Paul Doyle: Arsenal
Dominic Fifield: Crystal Palace
David Lacey: Arsenal
Amy Lawrence: Arsenal
Kevin McCarra: Celtic
Jacob Steinberg: West Ham
Daniel Taylor: Nottingham Forest
Louise Taylor: Sunderland
John Ashdown: Sheffield United
The S*n
Neil Ashton: Crystal Palace
Shaun Custis: Newcastle
Simon Barnes: Arsenal
The Daily Mail
Martin Samuel: West Ham
Matt Lawton: Arsenal
Dominic King: Liverpool
Matt Fortune: Arsenal
Neil Moxley: Everton
The Mirror
Oliver Holt: 'Stockport County'
Martin Lipton: Spurs
Darren Lewis: Liverpool
David Maddock: Liverpool
Simon Bird: Newcastle
James Nursey: Norwich
John Cross: Arsenal
Matt Law: Aston Villa