Hansern: good one, although - by contrast with later in his career - Carra himself was a failed CB when he became a fullback for a few seasons. 😉
And a failed midfielder!
Hansern: good one, although - by contrast with later in his career - Carra himself was a failed CB when he became a fullback for a few seasons. 😉
Alan Green has to be a Liverpool supporter.Football commentators always, conveniently, claim to support clubs so humble and inoffensive they must have been chosen by a computer. Tyler, for example, claims he supports Woking (with Chester as his second team). Yes, of course you do, Martin. Similarly, John Motson insists he's a lifelong Barnet fan, and Clive Tyldesley, whom everyone knows is a rabid Manc fan, ludicrously tells people he only supports a non-league team, which he refuses to name. I guess commentators tend to be Nobby No-Mate types who could have grown up with a passion for such lowly clubs but it's all a bit too convenient.
FYI, here's who the hacks support, as far as I know:
The Telegraph
Chris Bascombe: Liverpool
Luke Edwards: Newcastle
Roddy Forsyth: Rangers
Thom Gibbs: QPR
John Ley: Arsenal
Jonathan Liew : Spurs
Mark Ogden: Manchester United
Matt Scott: Arsenal
Alan Smith: Arsenal
Alan Tyers: Hibernian
The Times
Henry Winter: Chelsea
Oliver Kay: Liverpool
Gabriele Marcotti: Chelsea
George Caulkin: Newcastle
Allison Rudd: Liverpool
Matt Hughes: Arsenal
Peter Lansley: Wolves
Rory Smith: Liverpool
The Independent
James Lawton: Arsenal
Sam Wallace: Arsenal
Ian Herbert: Wrexham
Simon Rice: Arsenal
The Guardian
Paul Doyle: Arsenal
Dominic Fifield: Crystal Palace
David Lacey: Arsenal
Amy Lawrence: Arsenal
Kevin McCarra: Celtic
Jacob Steinberg: West Ham
Daniel Taylor: Nottingham Forest
Louise Taylor: Sunderland
John Ashdown: Sheffield United
The S*n
Neil Ashton: Crystal Palace
Shaun Custis: Newcastle
Simon Barnes: Arsenal
The Daily Mail
Martin Samuel: West Ham
Matt Lawton: Arsenal
Dominic King: Liverpool
Matt Fortune: Arsenal
Neil Moxley: Everton
The Mirror
Oliver Holt: 'Stockport County'
Martin Lipton: Spurs
Darren Lewis: Liverpool
David Maddock: Liverpool
Simon Bird: Newcastle
James Nursey: Norwich
John Cross: Arsenal
Matt Law: Aston Villa
Alan Green has to be a Liverpool supporter.
Who is Alan Green? He's not a name over in Ireland.
Ah yes. I know the guy.Radio commentator. BBC Five Live.
Think he's Norn Irn
Who is Alan Green? He's not a name over in Ireland.
It must be ten years or more since I've sat and watched any pre or post match analysis. I mean I've caught a few minutes here and there when it's been on in the background but I don't even pay any attention to any of it. I'd rather talk about it with my mates or on here.
As for commentators, the only stand out one of the past few years that's really done my head in has been Owen, while Tyldesely has made me mute any match for many years. The thing about Tyldesley is, he turned up at Radio City (Liverpool's local private radio station) in the mid 80s and covered all our games... this was before live TV was a thing, so the majority of our away games would involve me and my mates sat round a radio listening to him. It was quite obvious that he put on a John Motson accent... I think he was only young at the time and Motson was the main man, but me and my mates used to take the piss out of the way he'd use not only the same phrases but say them exactly the same. Embarrassing. But he made a career out of it, and probably invented some form or commentator lexicon that gets picked up in academic circles. I mean as if anyone says any of that shit. Phrases such as 'he just put a bit too much purchase on that' that no one in the world says ever but is a standard phrase in bellend TV world because Motson said it once and they all wanted to be him. I'll shut up now.
I was at Anfield for Carra's debut against Villa. He played centre midfield and SCORED a header from a corner..........I turn to my Dad and say "Thank god, it looks like we might finally have a goalscoring midfielder"........................3 goals in his next 500 games prove me wrong.And a failed midfielder!
What?
You must be too young, so much of my childhood was spent listening to him commentate on our games.
Brilliant
Our biggest fan amongst commentators is Alan Parry, although even he went through a phase of hiding that behind his involvement with Wycombe Wanderers. It obviously worked well enough as, although Sky used to ban him from commentating on our games, he's back doing them on occasion these days.