Caption Competition: Rodgers & AVB

[FoxForceFive]

Courtesy of Whirly.

 

[Buddha]

"Flanno's got a cock like a rocket I tell 'ya"

 

[FoxForceFive]

"See your side there son, we're gonna fucking do you"

 

[Mystic]

You're a cunt, your teams a cunts, your bosses are cunts, your fans are cunts, your club is just a giant collection of cunts.

You may close the thread Jon and sticky this important message Jon.

 

[Spaghetti Legs]

'You're nose is fucking huuuuuuuuuuge'

 

[Sheik Yerbouti]

'You're nose is fucking huuuuuuuuuuge'

And then he looked at Boas.

 

[red_maradona]

"I own you, bitch."

 

[Spaghetti Legs]

And then he looked at Boas.

Haha, yeah, Villas Boas does just do him in the the big nose stakes though.

 

[Sheik Yerbouti]

Errr.....that wasn't the joke.

 

[FoxForceFive]

"Have you seen Sakho, his eyes are mad. Like THIS!"

 

[Rosco]

there's got to be a way of weaving a tranny joke in here

 

[Mystic]

Andre, clear your fucking throat.

 

[SummerOnions]

'And this transfer window, we're after Glenn Whelan!'

 

[Spaghetti Legs]

Errr.....that wasn't the joke.

Fuck knows then, whooshhhh.

 

[hamstrung_pigeon]

"Hey I'm hooking up a new club for you!"

 

[Dreambeliever]

Courtesy of Whirly.

"Chelsea has a what between her legs?!"

 

[StevieM]

Courtesy of Whirly.

... and then Brendan saw AVB's mole.

 

[Athens]

That's what happens when your mascots* try to take the piss out of Suarez!

*What the fuck are those kids called? The word escort kept on entering my head, but that can't be right...

 

[StevieM]

In your sordid Greek dreams maybe... You devient. 🙂

 

[Rosco]

Interpol are on the way

 

[StevieM]

Has Athens ever been in Portugal?

 

[Athens]

I have been to Portugal, but nothing of significance happened while I was there.

Nothing. At. All.

 

[jexykrodic]

Courtesy of Whirly.

Look into my eyes, look into my eyes, the eyes, the eyes, not around the eyes, don't look around my eyes, look into my eyes, you're under.

 

[Judge Jules]

"You get HOW much for those Euromillions ads?"