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Hansern

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@Karlton81: Have just received news that we've been in contact with Xabi Alonso and his representatives. 2 year deal on table. Likely to be summer. #LFC

Plenty of people are tweeting this. Dont care if its Twitter, these lads know what they're talking about.

Please come home Xabi!
 
Proof this guy knows what he's talking about (from RAWK):

52m Karl Thyer ‏@Karlton81
Charlie Adam faked an injury and Kenny bought it even though Sports Science team said he couldn't be injured....

51m Karl Thyer ‏@Karlton81
So he goes on holiday to Dubai for 5 days during the season (we didn't have a game) and Carroll turns up for training and says where's.....

50m Karl Thyer ‏@Karlton81
Charlie?' So it's explained he's injured and has gone on holiday. Carroll turns and says 'can I go on holiday then?' he's told, 'no, not....

49m Karl Thyer ‏@Karlton81
My call' so Carroll phones Kenny and says 'Listen Charlie's gone on hol, can I go away?' Kenny is on the golf course and says 'Yeah ok'.....

48m Karl Thyer ‏@Karlton81
Carroll ****s off there and then so later the Doc is doing some work with Maxi, Gerrard, Carra and Downing. Gerrard asks 'where is Andy?'...

47m Karl Thyer ‏@Karlton81
Doc cringed and told the story and the players were laughing (angry laughing) saying Kennys weak as ****, Carra then turns and says 'I've..

Karl Thyer ‏@Karlton81
Been at this club for 16 years and you know how many holidays I've took mid season? None! This is why were a laughing stock! Would Mr Alex Ferguson...

Karl Thyer ‏@Karlton81
Take that ****??!! This caused a bit of **** for weeks. Before Christmas. ‪#LFC‬

He then started posting crap about Carroll -

1h Karl Thyer ‏@Karlton81
One of the reasons Carroll could go is his attitude to training, Dave Rydings put a test in place where ever weight was lifted (each rep)...

1h Karl Thyer ‏@Karlton81
And each movement was measured, so in the first month he was asked to present his findings to the Sports Science team, Hendo was top.....

1h Karl Thyer ‏@Karlton81
With 12,600 reps, Bellamy second with 12,450 reps, Gerrard 3rd with 12,300 reps the lowest was say 11,000, then there was Carroll with.....

Karl Thyer ‏@Karlton81
Literally 180 reps, it was embarrassing yet Kenny did nothing about it. There are loads of stories about how the players walked over Kenny.

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Basically Charlie then found out about it and told him he was talking crap, and that he had never missed a session at Liverpool though injury until the QPR game. The guy was claiming that all this happened during the end/start of Nov/Dec when we had something like 6 games in 20 days. If he had done his research before making it all up he would have realised Charlie played in all those games :lmao. He then deleted his account lol.

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I pray that bell isn't a Liverpool supporter.
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He actually does know what he's talking about. Transfers/team news/injuries etc. But I cant be bothered about that debate even though factswoman gets her knickers in a twist.

@MoleyBTK: The word is #lfc have offered xabi #alonso a 2 year deal with option of 3rd , confirmed by 2 sources #meltdown

@Karlton81: Big shout out to @hunter_troll who called the Alonso deal a while ago.

@hunter_troll: Soooo, I said fook all (except through DM). Hoping that somone else would say it..

Cheers @ConnorwilsonLFC @MoleyBTK


This is beside the point though. Regardless of the interest being there, would people want him back?

I'd love to have him back.
 
Hansern said:
He actually does know what he's talking about. Transfers/team news/injuries etc. But I cant be bothered about that debate even though factswoman gets her knickers in a twist.

@MoleyBTK: The word is #lfc have offered xabi #alonso a 2 year deal with option of 3rd , confirmed by 2 sources #meltdown

@Karlton81: Big shout out to @hunter_troll who called the Alonso deal a while ago.

@hunter_troll: Soooo, I said fook all (except through DM). Hoping that somone else would say it..

Cheers @ConnorwilsonLFC @MoleyBTK


This is beside the point though. Regardless of the interest being there, would people want him back?

I'd love to have him back.
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Has Carroll retired ?
 
I've always seen the guy as pretty credible.

Xabi would be a great signing but only in Jan. in summer, I don't think it would be as integral.
 
Isn't he like dead old?

And captain red beard? Since when did people start calling him something that conjures up images of Hell's Angels going down on menstruating barmaids in an initiation ceremony?
 
Rosco said:
Has Carroll retired ?
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Could West Ham have been worried about it? Course they could have.
You just pulled a classic Ross though, copy pasting 10-15 tweets from what 30 000. Using 1 fact to prove something unrelated to this topic.
You havent got a clue, so just stay out of my thread if you dont like it.

You ruin 50% of the threads on here by trolling. A transfer rumour is the least of your worries.

I'll give you one fact. People know other people. Some work for Liverpool. A coach, Physio, barmaid, secretary or even a scout. Mark mc knew people and got told some reliable info.
Other people know someone in Liverpool aswell.
These are all facts by the way. You can check these factual points on Google about people knowing eachother and talking about several things when socializing.
 
Hey I know people at Liverpool. People who work there. And most of what they've told me as certain fact has been a crock of shit.
 
Woland said:
Isn't he like dead old?

And captain red beard? Since when did people start calling him something that conjures up images of Hell's Angels going down on menstruating barmaids in an initiation ceremony?
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Thought it was quite good, instead of just Xabi. Ah well.
Yours would have drawn more interest though
 
I think this move has a lot more steam behind it than at first glance, it will happen at some point.
 
Hansern said:
Could West Ham have been worried about it? Course they could have.
You just pulled a classic Ross though, copy pasting 10-15 tweets from what 30 000. Using 1 fact to prove something unrelated to this topic.
You havent got a clue, so just stay out of my thread if you dont like it.

You ruin 50% of the threads on here by trolling. A transfer rumour is the least of your worries.

I'll give you one fact. People know other people. Some work for Liverpool. A coach, Physio, barmaid, secretary or even a scout. Mark mc knew people and got told some reliable info.
Other people know someone in Liverpool aswell.
These are all facts by the way. You can check these factual points on Google about people knowing eachother and talking about several things when socializing.
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You have a habit of falling for the worst info time and time again, so going on the offensive probably isn't that clever. Remember the Chinese takeover ?

And this 'inside info' has been publicly reported for weeks now.

When I get time later I'll post up some of the tidbits that have been posted in management chat over the past few years - most of it from the more reliable sources, 95% of it bullshit. The club would be a vastly different place if any of it was true.

My favourite is the nearly two year old rumour that the club was for sale- it was so obviously bullshit, but it turned a number on here into swivel eyed loons who were convinced that if we sold a player it was evidence that FSG were reducing the wage bill so we'd be more attractive for a sale. And yet here we are, with absolutely no evidence 2 years later to indicate it's happening.
 
Yada yada yada

Just make a twitter thread as a sticky during the transfer window, and then we can have every bit of stuff like this in there. Every other forum out there has one and it works very well. Then you can ruin all other threads as you like and stay out of that one.
 
Hansern said:
Yada yada yada

Just make a twitter thread as a sticky during the transfer window, and then we can have every bit of stuff like this in there. Every other forum out there has one and it works very well. Then you can ruin all other threads as you like and stay out of that one.
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We'll call it Hanserns fantasy land
 
Here's the inside info, some of it so inside that it still hasn't reached the light of day:

We appointed a Director of Football in May 2012.
Louis Van Gaal was that DOF
Agger and Skrtel were sold that summer too.
Mourinho as manager. Martinez as manager. (Never Rodgers though!)
txiki begiristain as DOF
Kenny to be DOF after manager.
We were moving to Stanley Park
We had 130m to spend the summer we signed the Dalglish Dross

We were signing:
Tevez
Drogba
Ozil
Alvaro Fernandez and Alvaro Gonzalez
Munian
Gaston Ramirez
Scott Dann for 12m
Aguero for 39m
Wickham



I could actually spend the morning doing more like this but anyway, even the people posting the info didn't believe most of it. And they were right not to
 
Might as well call everything past page 2 on this board "@Rosco's Deadlands"

Also the Stats thread can be renamed to "@King Binny posts stats and we marvel at his glory"

The Gamers and Geeks board can now be called "Tech Stuff Discussion/Q&A with @FoxForceFive"

The GIF thread can be something like "@Woland WHY?!"

Any others?
 
Just put him on ignore Hansern, he's pathetic and thinks he's better than everyone, and ironically for a moderator, takes threads off topic more than anyone else I've seen on the site.
 
Mystic said:
Just put him on ignore Hansern, he's pathetic and thinks he's better than everyone, and ironically for a moderator, takes threads off topic more than anyone else I've seen on the site.
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Yeah I thought about that, but then half the content in the Random pictures thread would disapear. And I like that thread.
 
Buddha said:
http://www.sixcrazyminutes.com/index.php?threads/borrell-and-mcparland-sacked.40239/

Here's one of those recent twitter rumours that had some legs. There's plenty others on here if bothered to look..
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I didn't mention anything about the medium used.

I'm taking a dim view of some bellend phone designer who was caught bullshitting before about his inside info, and the fact that Hansern's instict is to believe everything good but rubbish everything bad.

I think I know how parents feel when they tell their kids Santa isn't real.
 
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