Can someone translate what this Swedish article is all about?

[mark1975]

It's like Sgt Pepper that picture. Gareth Southgate in his reading glasses, bottom left.

 

[Judge Jules]

Naa, that's Shergar. Mystery solved.

 

[Hansern]

Fuck me they have some ugly fans. Still, not in Utds league though.

 

[themn]

Tony Stamp, off 'The Bill', right knee.

Young Jimmy Hill, behind the left knee.

 

[Cerberus]

Janice off corrie. Bottom right.

 

[barrymac20]

[quote author=Sunny link=topic=46325.msg1374238#msg1374238 date=1312396149]
He's going to get such a warm welcoming response at Anfield. Why doesnt he just keep his mouth shut ?
[/quote]

Its a pity we have to wait for the last home game of the season for this to happen!

 

[Oncy]

[quote author=barrymac20 link=topic=46325.msg1374413#msg1374413 date=1312455366]
[quote author=Sunny link=topic=46325.msg1374238#msg1374238 date=1312396149]
He's going to get such a warm welcoming response at Anfield. Why doesnt he just keep his mouth shut ?
[/quote]

Its a pity we have to wait for the last home game of the season for this to happen!
[/quote]We'll be too busy celebrating the title to give a fuck about the ladyboy.

 

[Woland]

Unfortunatlley it's very much more likely that he'd be parading round the ground with the trophy.

 

[The Duck]

Danny Murphy, top left, grey t-shirt

 

[Oncy]

[quote author=Krump link=topic=46325.msg1374418#msg1374418 date=1312456998]
Unfortunatlley it's very much more likely that he'd be parading round the ground with the trophy.
[/quote]YOU SHUT YOUR WHORE MOUTH!!!

 

[Woland]

Sorry

 

[Jack D Rips]

Michael Matthews far right in the grey tee shirt

 

[Woland]

Big fat bald mong at the front

 

[redsar]

A birth of a super-villain... middle row, left from Torres' head

 

[QUADRASPAZ]

Cousin It's bird. Above El Cunts right elbow.

 

[redsar]

The guy sitting behind her.

 

[Squiggles]

The way we ruined his debut never fails to put a smile on my face.

 

[themn]

[quote author=themn link=topic=46325.msg1374353#msg1374353 date=1312442845]
"@theosakasun: @Andrew_Heaton I doubt that interview's even real, though. It hails from Aftonbladet i.e. the worst tabloid magazine in Sweden."

"@theosakasun: @Andrew_Heaton They're known for making stuff up ALL THE TIME."

"@MA_Liverpool: @theosakasun @Andrew_Heaton Actually, theyre known to rehash stories from the S*n etc etc. Im swedish btw."
[/quote]

"@amarjourno: Re; those Torres quotes to Aftonbladet on #LFC. #Chelsea have told me that he insisted that he did not say them & interview didn't happen"

 

[LeTallecWiz]

Speaking of El Cunto:

http://www.football365.com/chelsea/7081266/-Villas-Boas-to-drop-Torres-

 

[Akakabooto]

[quote author=Krump link=topic=46325.msg1374424#msg1374424 date=1312457632]

Big fat bald mong at the front
[/quote]

Leave Kuyt out of this!