Caice-d'oh!

[binomial]

Amm walking awayyyyyyy
Forrrr the incompetence at the club
Am walkingggg awayyyyyy
Ohhhhh to find a different sport

 

[Farkmaster]

Can we change the title to caice-doh!

 

[binomial]

Kai-said-no

 

[rurikbird]

Cai-nsanity

 

[Raz]

Chelsea are more likely to sign both than we are to sign one of them.

According to sky they are wanting both. Fucking lol at us if that happens.

 

[StevieM]

Just pop over to Crystal Palace and give them the £111m for Doucoure & Guehi instead.

 

[Holle]

Just pop over to Crystal Palace and give them the £111m for Doucoure & Guehi instead.

That would be great and let Caicedo rot at Brighton.

 

[Hansern]

Boehly will be trying to buy our club soon if we dont remove our agreed deal for Caicedo

 

[dee]

Boehly will be trying to buy our club soon if we dont remove our agreed deal for Caicedo

Lol ! How dare we not only outbid but to not drop our bid when it’s obvious Chelsea are the big dog here

 

[Holle]

Schmadtke is a toxic stupid twat. Who would have thought, eh.

 

[tomasjj]

not sure chelsea have the money
they are talking their time

 

[The Nomad]

not sure chelsea have the money
they are talking their time

Romano said its Imminent and we are walking away

 

[King Binny]

Romano said twits Imminent and we are
walking away

Conspiracy theory: Imagine if all along, FSG knew we had no chance but used this as an opportunity to show that they are ambitious and have tried. 😛

 

[Raz]

So Chelsea will end up with both Lavia and Caicedo! Are we for fucking real?

 

[dee]

So Andre and Levi on loan?

who the fuck knows lol

 

[Hansern]

We probably then, magically, get Lavia

 

[binomial]

not sure chelsea have the money
they are talking their time

Not sure they have the money? Where have you been the last 12 months?

 

[mark1975]

According to sky they are wanting both. Fucking lol at us if that happens.

And we'll still have fans asking what we've done wrong.

 

[King Binny]

Conspiracy theory: Imagine if all along, FSG knew we had no chance but used this as an opportunity to show that they are ambitious and have tried. 😛

It's the hope that kills you... (and it's 3:44am here)

 

[Hansern]

Romano getting fed info from Chelsea then.

 

[bluebell]

Just pop over to Crystal Palace and give them the £111m for Doucoure & Guehi instead.

£111m for those two plus Olise and Harvey going the other way

 

[Hansern]

It's the hope that kills you... (and it's 3:44am here)

Brighton journo saying the same:

 

[King Binny]

Brighton journo saying the same:

He retweeted Pearce's tweet. https://twitter.com/AndyNaylorBHAFC

Hoping to wake up to better news...

 

[binomial]

Wouldn't get your hopes up based on the crap Pearce comes out with guys, the chaps a mega cunt...probably trying to get back into Klopp's good books after being grilled last time out.

 

[tomasjj]

tap in knows shit
chancer and agent shill

 

[King Binny]

So they are outbidding us for both Caicedo and Lavia.

 

[Basankayis]

Late news! Caicedo has turned up at Chelsea, now sitting in his car in the carpark, a la Bobby Zamora.

More late news! FSG have gazumped West Ham's offer for Maguire and McTominay. Terms agreed and both players to be presented tomorrow.

Very, very late news! Lavia expected at Old Trafford in the morning to sign in £75m deal.

Sorry guys, not funny, but if I didn't laugh I'd cry. 🙁

 

[Wilko7]

Perhaps we should sign the odd man out Tyler Adams for 20m and get another defender before sticking a fork in this summer transfer window.

 

[Raz]

And we'll still have fans asking what we've done wrong.

And praise FSG for trying.

 

[The Nomad]

So they are outbidding us for both Caicedo and Lavia.

Only thing that would make this funnier is if we bid 125m