Burnley

[the count]

We should be out of sight by now.
I wish we were.

 

[Markeh]

Can we take a minute to make fun of George Boyd's shit hair and his stupid headband?

He looks like a yoga instructor or a guy that works at a bicycle co-op and won't shut up about how much extra energy he gets now that he added chia seeds to his morning smoothie recipe.

He has caught my eye before for these reasons, he needs to be a whole lot better than he is to pull that off

 

[Hansern]

Lee Mason the useless cunt blows for half time when we're about to attack down the right

 

[tony]

Great half of football - nice snappy one touch football took the sting out of their very disciplined pressing - should be 2 or 3 up.

 

[doctor_mac]

God we are playing sexy football right now. Obviously we need another goal or two, but we've worked loads of chances against a really hard working opposition.

 

[cloggypop]

Can we take a minute to make fun of George Boyd's shit hair and his stupid headband?

He looks like a yoga instructor or a guy that works at a bicycle co-op and won't shut up about how much extra energy he gets now that he added chia seeds to his morning smoothie recipe.

 

[Leo]

Moreno is pretty much pointless in these types of games.
Lallana needs to do better as does Sturridge.
Allen,Hendo and Coutinho have been good though.
A goal will settle Sturridge down although he done nothing wrong with that chance twas just a good save.

 

[cloggypop]

I keep singing that song every time the commentator says 'Ben me' now.

Thanks @cloggypop. Fucker.

It jumped in my head when he scored against Chelsea.

It's a fucker eh?

 

[doctor_mac]

ANOTHER excellent game from Allen so far. He's been perfect.

 

[Mystic]

I wish we'd go two up so I could start to relax.

 

[tony]

ANOTHER excellent game from Allen so far. He's been perfect.

Agreed apart from the Lucasesque foul near the end there!!

 

[doctor_mac]

Agreed apart from the Lucasesque foul near the end there!!

Oh yeah. There was that.

 

[the count]

I wish we'd go four two up so I could start to relax.

 

[Frogfish]

Chelsea fans chanting: "There's only one, Kurt Zouma"
West Ham fans chant back: "Would you let him on the train?"

 

[tony]

God we are playing sexy football right now. Obviously we need another goal or two, but we've worked loads of chances against a really hard working opposition.

Its great too see us work so hard to get the ball back too - Burnley had to put a lot of energy into that half i reckon

 

[Frogfish]

ANOTHER excellent game from Allen so far. He's been perfect.

I thought he went a little AWOL early on but he's got back into the game well over the last 15 mins of that half.

 

[Markeh]

Hendo is starting to look like a cocky cunt when he scores instead of an excited teenager, I like it

 

[doctor_mac]

I love our goal because Hendo does his gambol when Coutinho hits it and then comes into score himself. That's fucking perfection for me.

 

[Markeh]

has anyone seen Moreno use his right foot yet?

 

[DHSC]

Fucking great header from Mignolet.

 

[Leo]

Well in Ming twat that cunt.

 

[Markeh]

haha brains Mignolet wipes his vaseline off almost immediately after it's put on

 

[Farkmaster]

Thumping header. Skrtel checking Mignolet for brain damage, results ambiguous.

 

[DHSC]

What a fucking cross and a fucking header.

 

[Markeh]

fucking hell Henderson what a ball

 

[keniget]

Good goal

 

[FoxForceFive]

He'll score again tonight.

 

[Leo]

Brilliant header and what a ball from Hendo.

 

[tony]

GETINNN Great breakaway goal and fantastic cross.

 

[FoxForceFive]

Hendo plays like a completely different player when Gerrard isn't on the pitch.