Bournemouth v Liverpool Match Thread

[Mystic]

Pathetic football by us to allow them that chance. We've dropped off since the second goal, sort it out please.

 

[Mystic]

Also, Wjinaldum has been gash this half.

 

[leftpeg]

None of the chippies down here do gravy 🙁

What?

 

[manwithnoname]

Pathetic football by us to allow them that chance. We've dropped off since the second goal, sort it out please.

Who was that cunt who lost it so dismally and then couldn’t even be arsed to chase back?

Think it was Chamberlain or maybe Wijnaldum?

 

[Raz]

What a dismal piece of football in the midfield that led to that Defoe effort off the post

Yep, the very reason why we need a DM. Gini and Henderson clueless when we don't have the ball.

 

[Mystic]

Two nil up and we desperately need half time to make sure we don't fuck this up. Liverpool that.

 

[manwithnoname]

How the fuck did Salah not score that?

 

[Mystic]

Magical football between Salah and Coutinho, great save by Begavic.

 

[FoxForceFive]

Loads of places to order to order roast dinners delivered in Liverpool.

My mates cousin runs one, but there's loads.

For future reference @Mystic, try searching Facebook, they all seem to advertise on there round here so can't imagine it's much different round your way.

 

[hmmmmm1]

Almost the perfect one 2

 

[FoxForceFive]

What?

Seconded.

How the fuck can a chippy not do gravy?

What the fuck do you have on a sausage dinner FFS?!

 

[Shadey]

3-0

 

[Mystic]

How the fuck did Salah not score that?

It was a great save, to be fair, due to the speed of the move it's harsh to expect to much more of Salah than getting it on target with good contact.

 

[FoxForceFive]

SALAH!

 

[hmmmmm1]

What a strike salah. What a player

 

[FoxForceFive]

Three to the good.

What a player he is.

 

[Shadey]

20 feckin goals and it’s only mid December

 

[Judge Jules]

Mo Salah, Salah
Whatever will be will be
Just blink and he'll make it three
Mo Salah, Salah.

 

[Raz]

He's a fucking wizard.

 

[keniget]

Haha. You know what he’s going to do but can you stop him? Can you fuck.

 

[gkmacca]

This guy is really amazing. That's a ridiculously clever goal.

 

[manwithnoname]

Salah. Obviously.

3-0. Magnificent football from the goal machine

 

[Markeh]

This stream is so far behind

 

[got red on me]

Hahaha!
Ridiculous.

 

[Mystic]

What?

Seconded.

How the fuck can a chippy not do gravy?

What the fuck do you have on a sausage dinner FFS?!

It's curry sauce only often down south. Closer to London you get more likely you're to find it, but I've never found anywhere around where I live in Essex.

 

[Judge Jules]

Seconded.

How the fuck can a chippy not do gravy?

What the fuck do you have on a sausage dinner FFS?!

Salt, and that's only on the chips.

 

[FoxForceFive]

It was a great save, to be fair, due to the speed of the move it's harsh to expect to much more of Salah than getting it on target with good contact.

I thought it was an excellent save.

It went through the keepers legs, from very close range. What more could you ask hitting it at the pace he was running at.

Begovich did really well to drop enough to get a touch & stop it as it went under his legs.

 

[manwithnoname]

You have to offer curry sauce *and* gravy in order to qualify as chippy that shouldn’t be burned down

The actual sickly sweet curry sauce shite you get down South is for a different thread

 

[hmmmmm1]

Great first half. We really can't screw this up again.

 

[manwithnoname]

How many league goals is that now from Salah? In December? 14?