Bournemouth v Liverpool Match Thread

[Raz]

Arjen Robben has never been young

Good point

 

[manwithnoname]

Lovren makes it two from a couple of yards out after amazing play from Firmino rescues the ball and hooks it back in

 

[Mystic]

Happy for Lovren, he's not a great centre back, but he hasn't deserved the shit he's got the last week.

 

[Raz]

Deja Vu

 

[gene hughes]

That was brave. A more alert defense would have decapitated him.

 

[Judge Jules]

Not enough love on here for that goal. It was fucking sublime.

Yep, particularly Robertson's part in it.

Nice work by Firmino for no.2 there. 😎 NOW HOLD ON TO THE ******* LEAD, RED MEN.

 

[Markeh]

Acrobatic from firmino and brave from Lovren

 

[ILD]

Lovely from Frimino and brave from Lovren .

 

[manwithnoname]

Come on lads, was it ‘acrobatic’ or ‘lovely’?

Make your minds up

 

[Markeh]

Come on lads, was it ‘acrobatic’ or ‘brave’?

Make your minds up

We're agreed on brave

 

[FoxForceFive]

I was watching films today cos Bex took the kids to the pantomime, & I fucking hate pantomimes so I swerved it.

As such I just switched the match onto the big screen.

Boy I'm glad I did, watching us attack like this is just boss.

I'd really like us to put this to bed before half time.

 

[Markeh]

Chamberlain is very lallana in midfield, pressing and harassing their players

 

[FoxForceFive]

You can be sure if defoe gets half a chance that he'll finish it, he loves a goal against us he does, so we could really do with scoring one or two more to try to get out of sight before then.

 

[FreshRed]

I'd really like us to put this to bed before half time.

How many goals are needed to = “put to bed”?

 

[FoxForceFive]

Chamberlain is very lallana in midfield, pressing and harassing their players

He's done well.

And unlike Hendo, that cross field ball of his is very effective.

 

[FoxForceFive]

How many goals are needed to = “put to bed”?

At least another two, preferably three. Such is our ability to turn wine into water.

 

[Mystic]

Important question guys, I was going to go out for a roast before the game, but I had a nap instead. Now I have a massive craving for a roast, but much to my dismay, take away roast dinners don't exist. What take away would you recommend I get after the game to best deal with this craving? If it effects the decision at all, i'd have probably gone for roast lamb if I hadn't fallen asleep.

 

[Markeh]

He's done well.

And unlike Hendo, that cross field ball of his is very effective.

Seems to be finding his feet after being eased into the side

 

[Judge Jules]

Mystic: large kebab then. With salad.

 

[gkmacca]

These are all the many corners that are well-defended that get ignored when one does go wrong.

 

[Markeh]

Important question guys, I was going to go out for a roast before the game, but I had a nap instead. Now I have a massive craving for a roast, but much to my dismay, take away roast dinners don't exist. What take away would you recommend I get after the game to best deal with this craving? If it effects the decision at all, i'd have probably gone for roast lamb if I hadn't fallen asleep.

Chicken breast and gravy chip from the chippy

 

[Mystic]

Seems to be finding his feet after being eased into the side

He cost a lot, but he's already proving himself in my eyes as a great squad player.

 

[manwithnoname]

Important question guys, I was going to go out for a roast before the game, but I had a nap instead. Now I have a massive craving for a roast, but much to my dismay, take away roast dinners don't exist. What take away would you recommend I get after the game to best deal with this craving? If it effects the decision at all, i'd have probably gone for roast lamb if I hadn't fallen asleep.

They do exist. I know someone who had one, but he’s a lazy fat fuck. He wasn’t impressed, which I was unsurprised about

 

[Markeh]

He cost a lot, but he's already proving himself in my eyes as a great squad player.

Yea didn't really doubt he'd be an asset, it was only the injuries that were a problem

 

[gkmacca]

Important question guys, I was going to go out for a roast before the game, but I had a nap instead. Now I have a massive craving for a roast, but much to my dismay, take away roast dinners don't exist. What take away would you recommend I get after the game to best deal with this craving? If it effects the decision at all, i'd have probably gone for roast lamb if I hadn't fallen asleep.

Best chance: grab a cooked chicken from Tesco or Asda.

 

[Judge Jules]

Phew.

 

[hmmmmm1]

Defoe misses. Cut open

 

[manwithnoname]

What a dismal piece of football in the midfield that led to that Defoe effort off the post

 

[Mystic]

Mystic: large kebab then. With salad.

Yep, this is my current line of thinking, not quite convinced myself yet though.

Chicken breast and gravy chip from the chippy

None of the chippies down here do gravy 🙁

 

[Shadey]

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