Borussia Dortmund

[Dirkus_Circus]

I'm not sure there has been another non-Liverpool team that I have liked as much as this current Dortmund team. They just have so many interesting and exciting players. I doubt they will have much trouble against Malaga and they should cruise into the semi-finals.

Honestly though, I can't think of a single player on Dortmund that I don't like.

 

[Woland]

No panic, just wait til Manure buys one.

 

[Le Chacal]

Yeah fantastic team, great stadium and fans...
Lewandowski to Bayern this summer apparently

 

[Dirkus_Circus]

Yeah fantastic team, great stadium and fans...
Lewandowski to Bayern this summer apparently

Speaking of their stadium, because the only Dortmund games I have seen have come in the Champions League in night games it almost makes it seem like their stadium is an indoor arena. I'm not really sure how to explain it but the crowd is not really lit and it is really dark in there.

 

[Molbystwin]

Dont they have the safe standing thing going on there?

I miss the old kop... even now.

 

[Le Chacal]

Speaking of their stadium, because the only Dortmund games I have seen have come in the Champions League in night games it almost makes it seem like their stadium is an indoor arena. I'm not really sure how to explain it but the crowd is not really lit and it is really dark in there.

I didnt notice that, I dont think its really different from other stadiums...
80k sold out every week, their kop (Südtribune) with 25k fans is just massive, its Anfield x2.

 

[Woland]

I'm going to have to hate Borussia Dortmund coz everyone else loves them.

Fucking hipster football team can fuck off.

 

[Cerberus]

I'm definitely in the Dortmund fan club.

 

[Woland]

Yeah you would be.

 

[Dirkus_Circus]

I'm going to have to hate Borussia Dortmund coz everyone else loves them.

Fucking hipster football team can fuck off.

Go ahead, just try and hate this man.

Look at how friendly he is!

 

[Woland]

He looks like I feel when my dog is licking nutella off my scrote.

 

[Le Chacal]

I'm going to have to hate Borussia Dortmund coz everyone else loves them.

Fucking hipster football team can fuck off.

Ha! Go there and you wont see many hipsters there I promise you
Its full of good old germans with their jean jackets with stickers on eating bradwurst..

 

[Woland]

It's that ironically normal look.

 

[Mystic]

Is that Buys-a-Coffee? His goal for Poland in the world cup was amazing! I like Dortmund and German football in general a lot too, I'm hoping for a Bayern, Dortmund final, is that possible?

 

[gkmacca]

Honestly though, I can't think of a single player on Dortmund that I don't like.

I can't think of a single player that I know, but you've made me want to watch them more carefully instead of woozily whilst covered in crisps, so well done!

 

[rurikbird]

My second favorite team after Liverpool. I hope that under Rodgers we can England's Borussia.

 

[Woland]

What, you mean 20 points behind the fucking leaders? I think we're already that.

 

[rurikbird]

🙂

They were Champions for 2 years in a row, Woland. And they have amassed enough world-class talent to be contenders for the title and a force in CL for a long time - as long as Klopp stays.

 

[Dirkus_Circus]

Is that Buys-a-Coffee? His goal for Poland in the world cup was amazing! I like Dortmund and German football in general a lot too, I'm hoping for a Bayern, Dortmund final, is that possible?

Yeah that's him, his goal in the Euros against Russia was deffo kwalitee.

 

[Dirkus_Circus]

If Magic were to leave Libpool in the near future "I would love it" *Keegan voice* if we bought Lukasz Piszczek. He's a top notch right back.

 

[Woland]

🙂

They were Champions for 2 years in a row, Woland. And they have amassed enough world-class talent to be contenders for the title and a force in CL for a long time - as long as Klopp stays.

Fair enough. But I'm not on this bandwagon. I went the alaves final in that ground and it was ace... But even still I have zero love for the dortmund gang. I've developed a minor affinity for schalke - who fucking hate them.

 

[The Slugmonster]

Fair enough. But I'm not on this bandwagon. I went the alaves final in that ground and it was ace... But even still I have zero love for the dortmund gang. I've developed a minor affinity for schalke - who fucking hate them.

Ah yes, Draxler looks like he could be a world beater. He'll probably end up at cunting munich though.

 

[mr_moo]

Going to watch Dortmund v Bayern in May - in their main stand (ala the Kop). Can't wait

 

[Cerberus]

Fair enough. But I'm not on this bandwagon. I went the alaves final in that ground and it was ace... But even still I have zero love for the dortmund gang. I've developed a minor affinity for schalke - who fucking hate them.

Ah ha! So you've you revealed your true reasons for disliking Dortmund. Hipster team my arse! You're just dirty Schalke loving scum!