Bolton Vs Liverpool.

[Ryan]

[quote author=crump link=topic=42487.msg1209253#msg1209253 date=1288598323]
Gerrard and Meireles seemed to enjoy flicking the ball aimlessly to their midfield. Torres looked like he was missing daddy's special cuddles. Cole is just cack and it wasn't a coincidence that him leaving the field sorted us out. What I'm saying is, all our supposedly best players are a bit wank.
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That was the worst I've seen Steven Gerrard play in quite a few years.

He was fucking abysmal.

 

[Woland]

Woy has only tried 442 against Citeh, which was a huge mistake, and then yesterday when it worked, because it got Gerrard back a bit and because Ngog, rather than just running into trouble, a la Torres and Gerrard, held the ball up and waiting for stuff to build.

I just hope Woy doesn't think that it was such a good thing he tries it against Chelsea.

 

[Pesam]

[quote author=Ryan link=topic=42487.msg1209235#msg1209235 date=1288596538]
[quote author=Brendan link=topic=42487.msg1209234#msg1209234 date=1288596319]
For my own amusement I have been treating the words 'zlatan' and 'cunt' as entirely interchangeable.

It's a bit convoluted and arcane, and the grammatical rules are flexible at best, but you'll soon get the hang of it.
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This Zlatan chap has escaped my notice I must say.
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The only thing I know about him, apart from the fact he knows fuck-all about football, is that he doesn't like this picture.........

 

[Bradley]

Enough about the football Crump, how was the roast?

 

[IGotALuvlyBunchOfCoconuts]

Is that Pique?
GHey?

 

[manwithnoname]

Why doesn't Zlatan like that picture? I'd have thought the knowledge that his namesake likes men to suck his cock would be of great interest and excitement, creating as it does the possibility, however small, that one day it might be his gums flapping around the end of Zlat's tiny cock

 

[Woland]

[quote author=Bradley link=topic=42487.msg1209275#msg1209275 date=1288600946]
Enough about the football Crump, how was the roast?
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It wasn't bad, but the dude had preordered for everyone and picked chicken where lamb was available. Schoolboy error. I mean, what's wrong with a quick text?