Big D vs Twitter

[Dirty Sanchez]

He's not there to be tried. The impeachment was never going to fly. So it's just the woke democrats spending the next two weeks crying like feminist memes to signal their virtue. Meanwhile thousands of americans continue to die. I believe we're up to 60,000 under creepy joe's watch, record breaking rates of death.

You do realize that your fucking idiotic comparisons reveal the extent of your stupidity? No, probably not.

You're basically saying that now Joe Biden has been handed the steering wheel of the Titanic (after Trump caused it to crash into the iceberg) all of the ensuing deaths of people freezing in the water are Joe's fault because, well - he's at the wheel now!

Dude, that cunt Trump couldn't just fucking tell everyone that this was serious and that they should wear a mask at the start.

You absolute donger.

 

[Dirty Sanchez]

woke fools: see the graph, it's gone up, it's bad, orange man bad, he's so bad
dantes: that's not how you conclude things from a graph, the governing mechanisms are-
Woke: shut up, you're denying science, you conspiracy theorist, orange man bad!!!!
dantes: yeah sure thing

one year later: graph goes up even more
dantes: biden bad
woke: no you silly man, no, nooooooooo, you have to use science, mechanisms, wah wah mechanisms, it's the mechanisms, it's not biden!!!!!!!!!!!
dantes: lols... solves the stock market... more lols.... let me know when you solve the pandemic

Since you have been wrong about every single thing since this whole thing went tits up - you should probably scientifically conclude that everything you are now saying is also complete nonsense.

 

[Brizzle]

I watched a bit of the impeachment and some of it was actually quite amusing. Amusing in the sense that they were basically just scrolling through a twitter TL.

"here is a tweet"
"watch this video"
"and this video"
"another tweet"
"an article from the new yorker"

etc.

 

[Athens]

 

[dantes]

You do realize that your fucking idiotic comparisons reveal the extent of your stupidity? No, probably not.

You're basically saying that now Joe Biden has been handed the steering wheel of the Titanic (after Trump caused it to crash into the iceberg) all of the ensuing deaths of people freezing in the water are Joe's fault because, well - he's at the wheel now!

Dude, that cunt Trump couldn't just fucking tell everyone that this was serious and that they should wear a mask at the start.

You absolute donger.

Fact check: Dr Fauci told the people there was no need to wear them, but please continue pretending you know enough physics to understand that masks / double masks / washing hands would have been effective if only Trump had stood on a podium and said so.

Fact check: You don't need to study the physics to know that banning flights and going into a lockdown would be effective, but please continue pretending that you never decided your feelings about black lives matter were not more important than the pandemic, nothing to do with that because those were good feelings so how can it possibly have lead to more death, nah it was Trump because he was the one with the bad feels.

Fact check: I can't be arsed, let's end with 87,000 now dead under joe's watch, and that's just facts. To deny it you'd need to lecture me about science, causation, time lags, mechanisms, and what not. I can't imagine there is any circumstance in which I'd pay any attention to a science lecture from you or anyone else, so the fact will remain and will stand, 87,000, and that's it.

 

[dantes]

Ah bless CNN are treating it like this is an actual trial, and those senators are actual jurors, who are actually being tampered with. OMG!!! Stop the trial!!!! #StopTheTrial

 

[The Nomad]

Ah bless CNN are treating it like this is an actual trial, and those senators are actual jurors, who are actually being tampered with. OMG!!! Stop the trial!!!! #StopTheTrial

I am half expecting a Trump lawyer to come in dressed as a cat.

There is no chance Republicans have the bollocks to do the right thing. So it's all a waste of taxpayers money in America.

 

[dantes]

Unless you can think of something more important that they ought to be doing with that time and money, then you have no right to call it a waste, it's important works they are doing to protect the people, to give them justice for the indescribable pain they must surely have felt in their hearts as they watched the riot unfold from their sofa. God bless those poor poor people, let us pray that they get some justice after all they have suffered.

 

[Atlas]

Amen

 

[Atlas]

So another high for Twitter stock price, but it's only because there are more buyers than sellers or something.

Meanwhile Trump is... Playing golf while trying to fight off the circling vultures.

 

[StevieM]

So, Dantes, what were the positive measures and directives that Trump introduced that helped slow the spread of COVID and reduce deaths during the last 9 months of his presidency.

Must be loads.

 

[dantes]

Yes, there's loads.

 

[dantes]

Hahahahaa with this and the disney getting woke firing, the intelligence I estimate people to have has collapsed to new lows. Like holy fuck, I just can no longer believe how stupid people are, what the hell is going on with them? They have brains that are ostensibly the same as mine, how in the world can they be this thick. It's surreal.

 

[StevieM]

Yes, there's loads.

Well - what are they then?

 

[Frogfish]

So, Dantes, what were the positive measures and directives that Trump introduced that helped slow the spread of COVID and reduce deaths during the last 9 months of his presidency.

Must be loads.

Something about dismissing the US's early pandemic team, 'carry on as normal it'll be gone by March' , 'slow down the testing', and of course 'UV light' and 'Bleach', also it's a Democrats' hoax, if memory serves me correctly.

John Oliver tears Trump's pathetic claims apart with ease, demonstrating Trump's fuck up after fuck up after fuck up. Worth watching from 3:10 - that's how a real president handles preparedness. 17:00 for how Trump displays empathy.

 

[Mersey86]

I try my best to be impartial politically - though not always well informed as politicians in general are slimy, revisionist and illogical, and I can only stomach filtering through so much of it. So, my being impartial basically means I dislike them all!

But I do want to get a balanced viewpoint - and that is not something you can easily find in reporting outlets which are heavily slanted.
The sheer levels of hypocrisy, selective statistics, and blatant lack of logic is mind-blowing. Either people are growing increasingly stupid, have a need to see everything from one side of the fence, or are just totally indoctrinated by the waves of media bias - it is scary. This is on both sides - except for the media element.

 

[dantes]

Hahahaha they used fake news in place of ethidence, in front of the person who never said what the fake news reported he said. This is one of the greatest clown shows of all time.

 

[dantes]

Well - what are they then?

That's a great question, I will be happy to circle back to you on that.

 

[Frogfish]

The Senate voted to support House impeachment managers’ calls for witnesses at former Pres. Trump’s second impeachment trial. Prominent GOP Sens. Romney, Murkowski, Sasse, Collins, and Graham joined their Democratic colleagues to support the vote, which passed 55-45.

The call for witnesses centers around new statements from Rep. Jaime Herrera Beutler (R-WA), who says Pres. Trump actively refused Rep. Kevin McCarthy's pleas to call off the Capitol attackers and help lawmakers whose lives were at risk.

 

[dantes]

They'll have to block out another couple of weeks. Fortunately there's no other important work that will get put back for this, otherwise people might have died.

 

[dantes]

aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaahahahahah you love to see it

 

[Rosco]

Trump 1 Lizards & retards 0

 

[Woland]

Tautology 2

 

[Farkmaster]

Everyone knew the outcome already, that wasn't the point of this politically. Now everyone has nailed their colors to the mast, this time all the more perversely.

Now Mitch mcconnell and all the other brutally pragmatic Republicans will figure out how to outmaneouvre trump. It won't be very hard, because he's easily manipulated and an idiot, but I will get some satisfaction from watching it. The whole time trump will feel like he's winning, as he fades into irrelevance.

 

[Rosco]

What was the point of it all ?

Was it a distraction ?

 

[dantes]

He'll circle back to you on that.

 

[ibromurph]

We all knew the outcome already.

The whole point of this was to swing the minds of independents, by making Republicans look corrupt and unpatriotic by standing behind Trump.

Whether this worked or not, will be realised in 4 years when Trump runs again.

 

[Rosco]

I just presumed Pelosi wanted a sideshow so she could get away with more insider trading

 

[Hansern]

Everyone knew the outcome already, that wasn't the point of this politically. Now everyone has nailed their colors to the mast, this time all the more perversely.

Now Mitch mcconnell and all the other brutally pragmatic Republicans will figure out how to outmaneouvre trump. It won't be very hard, because he's easily manipulated and an idiot, but I will get some satisfaction from watching it. The whole time trump will feel like he's winning, as he fades into irrelevance.

McConnell said after the verdict that Trump was responsible for what happened at the Capitol that day. So its already started I guess.

 

[dantes]

They just made 57% of the senate look breathtakingly stupid. This could have been avoided if they understood the definition of incite, or bothered to consult a dictionary. It's not that hard of a word, truly. Even someone who speaks no English could have figured out in under five minutes.