Big D vs Twitter

[StevieM]

His Mum went to visit him in jail. When she saw him she wrung her hands and wailed : Bison! Bison!

I gave you the like - but only because that was truly awful... and I respect that.

 

[jon545660]

Rudy got sued by Dominion today for 1.3 billion.

We'll finally get to see all the evidence Rudy has been holding back for the right time.

 

[StevieM]

Rudy got sued by Dominion today for 1.3 billion.

We'll finally get to see all the evidence Rudy has been holding back for the right time.

Hopefully he suggests trial by combat, as I don’t think his pictures of Hunter Biden getting a blow job are likely to be effective.

 

[Dirty Sanchez]

What a fall from grace that fucking gargoyle has had. From America's mayor to America's bellend.

 

[StevieM]

What a fall from grace that fucking gargoyle has had. From America's mayor to America's bellend.

Trump will be furious - he’ll not be happy at Rudi upstaging him - he’ll surely have to show the world the most tremendous, never been seen before, top fall from grace ever!!!

 

[dantes]

Trump is playing golf. He's gone. It's only the media continually and obsessively saying his name every other word. Probably on purpose to keep the stupid civilians occupied while Biden obliterates the economy one executive order after another.

 

[Dirty Sanchez]

@dantes - why don't you share a story from FoxNews about one of the 400,000 heartbroken families who have had someone die because of your fucking cunt bum buddy?

Yes. He absolutely has responsibility. Denying it will make you look an even bigger cretin than you already do. Which is quite something.

 

[Karl Hungus]

He is not entirely playing golf, today he announced that he is opening an office in Florida, and this office is to be exclusively used for his duties as ex- president.

https://news.sky.com/story/donald-trump-opens-his-office-of-the-former-president-in-florida-12199271


In addition to his landmark announcement, he and his marketing team have come up with a truly original logo for the office as well.

 

[Frogfish]

Trump is playing golf. He's gone. It's only the media continually and obsessively saying his name every other word. Probably on purpose to keep the stupid civilians occupied while Biden obliterates the economy one executive order after another.

Loving these Executive Orders. Just loving them.

 

[dantes]

@dantes - why don't you share a story from FoxNews about one of the 400,000 heartbroken families who have had someone die because of your fucking cunt bum buddy?

Yes. He absolutely has responsibility. Denying it will make you look an even bigger cretin than you already do. Which is quite something.

20,000 dead under Biden's watch. In less than a week. Each and every single one of those could and should have been prevented by him, yet he did nothing.

 

[jon545660]

Senate Republicans forced a vote to stop the impeachment trial and it went 55-45 to continue.

With only 5 Republicans showing support, conviction on impeachment looks doomed (17 needed).

 

[dantes]

Other things like the pandemic aren't going anywhere, they can still debate that a month from now. But this is their one and only chance to use their debating skills to get back at Trump, so they have to try, for the sake of all that is good in the world they must try.

 

[doctor_mac]

The republicans really are in a pickle. On one side most almost certainly don't want him being on their ticket for 2024, but as it stands, if he wants it, there's every chance he'll win the nomination in the Republican primaries. However, if they play along and impeach him and have him barred from public office they might just be cutting off the hydra's head, for Ivanka, or Don junior to take up the mantle and run a Trump splinter campaign in 2024.

 

[dantes]

They should be more worried about the here and now. Their great country is heading down the shitter, the gender-neutral rainbow coloured shitter they voted for, and I genuinely love to see it. I wasn't sure if I'd be hurt and feel sorry for them, but nope, love to see it.

 

[dantes]

Oh yes, buy the oil price if you don't already own some. It's only headed up, and if he starts a war which let's be honest is a nailed on certainty, oil will go to the moon.

 

[Farkmaster]

Newsmax, oh yeah, let me take time out of my day to watch that.

 

[dantes]

Next time I'll take time out of my day to airbrush newsmax and replace it with the cnn logo, so that the content suddenly becomes true by magic.

 

[Farkmaster]

Next time I'll take time out of my day to airbrush newsmax and replace it with the cnn logo, so that the content suddenly becomes true by magic.

Because if I wouldn't eat a steaming pile of excrement, I'd drink a tall glass of urine, instead.

 

[Whaddapie]

Or, alternatively, just don't post anything from a 'source' that Joseph Goebbels himself would be proud of..?

 

[dantes]

Or, alternatively, ask why you give a fuck about the source. Have you such little faith in your intelligence that you need a credible source to be able to know what is true and what is not?

 

[Farkmaster]

Or, alternatively, ask why you give a fuck about the source. Have you such little faith in your intelligence that you need a credible source to be able to know what is true and what is not?

There's nutrients left behind in shit though, really. If you have faith in your taste surely you'll spend time picking through it to find the hidden gems.

 

[Whaddapie]

Or, alternatively, ask why you give a fuck about the source. Have you such little faith in your intelligence that you need a credible source to be able to know what is true and what is not?

Oh, it's not MY intelligence that worries me, mate...

 

[StevieM]

So.... can we close this thread since Twitter won and Big D lost big, biggest loss ever, tremendous loss, so much losing, going to be tired of all the losing, there’ll be so much more losing... stand by... we love you.

 

[jon545660]

No way should the thread be closed. It's barely half time.

Anyone for Jewish space lasers?

https://nymag.com/intelligencer/amp...wildfires-space-laser-rothschild-execute.html

 

[Atlas]

I'm super disappointed she didn't use the word Jewish space laser.
But, she likes to read and she's connected those dots, credit where it's due.

 

[LeTallecWiz]

No way should the thread be closed. It's barely half time.

Anyone for Jewish space lasers?

https://nymag.com/intelligencer/amp...wildfires-space-laser-rothschild-execute.html

Jon and @Atlas - I can sell you two of these as long as you promise not start any fires.
Just use them to hunt aliens as I do.
Cost - $1,250 for 1, $2000 for 2.
If interested, PM only and I'll give you my paypal details.

 

[Atlas]

Jon and @Atlas - I can sell you two of these as long as you promise not start any fires.
Just use them to hunt aliens as I do.
Cost - $1,250 for 1, $2000 for 2.
If interested, PM only and I'll give you my paypal details.

Ha!

Wtf I need a Jewish space laser when I got me a muzlamic ray gun?

Na you're good, keep lighting fires and making railways.
We're using ours to ummm make mosques and hallal chicken

 

[jon545660]

Jon and @Atlas - I can sell you two of these as long as you promise not start any fires.
Just use them to hunt aliens as I do.
Cost - $1,250 for 1, $2000 for 2.
If interested, PM only and I'll give you my paypal details.

I knew you'd come through for us @LeTallecWiz

 

[LeTallecWiz]

Ha!

Wtf I need a Jewish space laser when I got me a muzlamic ray gun?

Na you're good, keep lighting fires and making railways.
We're using ours to ummm make mosques and hallal chicken

HOLD ON!!! I'll trade you one Jewish Space Laser for a Muzlamic Ray Gun!
Imagine how much fun I could have hunting aliens with lasers & ray guns!!!!

 

[StevieM]

HOLD ON!!! I'll trade you one Jewish Space Laser for a Muzlamic Ray Gun!
Imagine how much fun I could have hunting aliens with lasers & ray guns!!!!

Space Force will be all over you...