Bid for Club 'Legend' in at 2.5m

[LeTallecWiz]

lucas should stay - he's our best DM, best tackler in league and key for squad harmony.

 

[Modo]

yeah, not happening

 

[Arn]

He will move but I doubt that he will move to Turkey.

Rafa will most probably sign him.

 

[LeTallecWiz]

yeah, not happening

Traitor.

The moment it gets tough, you run ...

STAND BY LUCAS!

 

[Modo]

Traitor.

The moment it gets tough, you run ...

STAND BY LUCAS!

He will never leave

 

[Arn]

So he will stay and score 0 goals a season, 0 assists a season. Then at the age of 38 he will retire and the celebrations starts. Then a week later the club confirms that he will be our new manager and that they have agreed a 15 year deal.

 

[manwithnoname]

I guess his request for a work permit was the reason behind the military coup in Turkey.

It's all part of the Lucas Accord.

With *you know who*

Let's just say, the next club he gets linked with - avoid the city. And country.

It'll be an outbreak of Ebola, a Zombie plague or a fucking asteroid next time

 

[Woland]

As if anyone is moving to Turkey now.

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