If Ryan is half as wrong about Bentekkers as he was about Allen he'll score 30 a season
And if I'm a quarter as wrong as you were about Carroll and Henderson then he'll have the golden cunting boot.
If Ryan is half as wrong about Bentekkers as he was about Allen he'll score 30 a season
Alright, this has gotten to the point of fucking boiling point for me.
So, of fucking course there are videos and vines and images of him "LOOK, HE'S NOT SCORING WITH HIS HEAD!!!" because you know, there are videos and vines and images of every single player on Earth scoring with their feet. Do you know Duncan Ferguson scored more goals with his feet than his head? It's true. Same for Les Ferdinand, Andy Carroll, and Peter Crouch.
And they were all far more yer 'big fucking target man you swing crosses into' than Benteke ever has been. Same goes for short arsed non-suitable strikers too. Have you ever seen Rob Earnshaw's youtube compilations? No, neither have I, but I bet you it's an endless array of him burying chances time and time again.
It's not the fucking point.
Rickie Lambert and Balotelli can bury chances too, and have years of demonstrating it, but they didn't get a fucking kick for us BECAUSE THEY DIDN'T SUIT THE PLAYERS AROUND THEM AND THE WAY WE PLAY.
Which is absofuckinglutely what's going to happen with Benteke. If the last two seasons have taught us anything, it's that we need forwards who don't sit isolation from the rest of the folks around them. There's no use in having Lallana, Coutinho, Sterling, Markovic, etc buzzing around Rickie Lambert. Just in the same way that the best we ever saw from Raheem Sterling was when Suarez and he were spitroasting defences. How adding Benteke into the mix alongside Firminho, Lallana, Coutinho and Ibe us going to work is beyond me.
He doesn't get involved in build up play, he doesn't deep deep, his game in tight positions is average, and his link up in the gaps between midfield and forward aren't top level. He is the archetypal centre forward, which is what Daniel Sturridge and Luis Suarez were not. I watched Benteke 2 weeks ago for Belgium against France. He had Hazard, Witsel and that other cool cunt that plays on the right buzzing around him,and Benteke never got a fucking touch. Never came near them. He just stood up front and got joined by Fellaini whenever a cross came in. That's his go. Last line waiting for a cross or a through ball.
It's not how we play. We need someone who can lead, join, and be part of the entire build up. It's the team and style that Brodge has built.
We're missing a massive opportunity here.
Yeah, after the 1-0 defeat to Wales.Wilmots, the coach, recently called him (and Lukakau) "poles" for all the movement they created.
Then how the hell did you ever think Ballotelli would work?
I underestimated how fucking lazy he is/was.
Ryan's opinion v God's opinion - both can't be right. No deep deep v big pitch?
Alright, this has gotten to the point of fucking boiling point for me.
So, of fucking course there are videos and vines and images of him "LOOK, HE'S NOT SCORING WITH HIS HEAD!!!" because you know, there are videos and vines and images of every single player on Earth scoring with their feet. Do you know Duncan Ferguson scored more goals with his feet than his head? It's true. Same for Les Ferdinand, Andy Carroll, and Peter Crouch.
And they were all far more yer 'big fucking target man you swing crosses into' than Benteke ever has been. Same goes for short arsed non-suitable strikers too. Have you ever seen Rob Earnshaw's youtube compilations? No, neither have I, but I bet you it's an endless array of him burying chances time and time again.
It's not the fucking point.
Rickie Lambert and Balotelli can bury chances too, and have years of demonstrating it, but they didn't get a fucking kick for us BECAUSE THEY DIDN'T SUIT THE PLAYERS AROUND THEM AND THE WAY WE PLAY.
Which is absofuckinglutely what's going to happen with Benteke. If the last two seasons have taught us anything, it's that we need forwards who don't sit in isolation from the rest of the folks around them. There's no use in having Lallana, Coutinho, Sterling, Markovic, etc buzzing around Rickie Lambert. Just in the same way that the best we ever saw from Raheem Sterling was when Suarez and he were spitroasting defences. How adding Benteke into the mix alongside Firminho, Lallana, Coutinho and Ibe is going to work is beyond me.
He doesn't get involved in build up play, he doesn't drop deep, his game in tight positions is average, and his link up in the gaps between midfield and forward aren't top level. He is the archetypal centre forward, which is what Daniel Sturridge and Luis Suarez were not. I watched Benteke 2 weeks ago for Belgium against France. He had Hazard, Witsel and that other cool cunt that plays on the right buzzing around him, and Benteke never got a fucking touch. Never came near them. He just stood up front and got joined by Fellaini whenever a cross came in. That's his go. Last line waiting for a cross or a through ball.
It's not how we play. We need someone who can lead, join, and be part of the entire build up. It's the team and style that Brodge has built.
We're missing a massive opportunity here.
Hahahahahaha terrific.Ryan's opinion v God's opinion - both can't be right. No deep deep v big pitch?
I cant believe people think we're going to buy a striker again with no plan on how to utilise him. It almost cost Rodgers his job last year. Rodgers would have spent every waking minute thinking about this and how its going to work. We're certainly not going to walk blindly into next season with the same plan and make the same mistakes.
I've got faith that this time around Rodgers is making HIS signings to work to HIS plan. A front 3 from these: Benteke, Origi, Sturridge, Sterling, Lallana and Ings with Coutinho behind and Milner and Henderson behind him sounds good to me.
Ryan's opinion v God's opinion - both can't be right. No deep deep v big pitch?
I'll go with Ryan
I'll go with Ryan
The fact that we played best last season when Sterling was upfront on his own, even when it was obvious he's not a striker, speaks volumes.
It made it so painfully obvious that Rodgers' team needs someone mobile upfront to function well, and when we had that mobile player, even though he was not very good at scoring goals, we played better and won more games, with all of our strikers sitting on the bench.
And that's all that has to be said, it really doesn't freaking matter if Benteke is a good player or not, he's obviously a decent football player and maybe in some other team he may develop into a world-class player, but he's not mobile enough, clearly not the best option for us at 30m.
what this team needs is mobility upfront and it's been proven time and time again, it would be stupid to buy someone that doesn't fit that bill.