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Be Honest, What Would You Do, If.....

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themn

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....you were a Crawley Town player and a die-hard Red and found out that you would have the Shitrag's logo on your shirt in the biggest game of your life ?
 
wear a t-shirt underneath with "justice for the ninety six" on the front and "Don't buy the S**" on the back?


That should get a bit more attention than their crappy sponsorship?

I dunno really, maybe the local lads should be the ones to answer this.
 
Yeah, that would be something.

Though to be honest if they were the team sponsors or something there's little you'd be able to do save seek a transfer or something, and that's probably not something you'd often see in professional football.
 
Tbh that would be the last thing on my mind if I was about to play Manure at Old toilet.
 
My concience wouldn't allow me to play with that shit on my chest.

"@RyanBabel: RT #Justiceforthe96 #Dontbuythesun #LFC #YNWA"
 
[quote author=themn link=topic=44283.msg1288018#msg1288018 date=1298145031]
My concience wouldn't allow me to play with that shit on my chest.

"@RyanBabel: RT #Justiceforthe96 #Dontbuythesun #LFC #YNWA"
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He might get loads of stick and ultimately was shit for us, but I love Babel.
 
You have to laugh.

Our best players leave coz they coudnt give a shit about us, but our worst ones are often very loyal.
 
[quote author=themn link=topic=44283.msg1288018#msg1288018 date=1298145031]
My concience wouldn't allow me to play with that shit on my chest.

"@RyanBabel: RT #Justiceforthe96 #Dontbuythesun #LFC #YNWA"
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:'(
 
[quote author=themn link=topic=44283.msg1288018#msg1288018 date=1298145031]
My concience wouldn't allow me to play with that shit on my chest.

"@RyanBabel: RT #Justiceforthe96 #Dontbuythesun #LFC #YNWA"
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THAT there, is fucking class. Respect Ryan.
 
[quote author=Avvy link=topic=44283.msg1288023#msg1288023 date=1298146220]
You have to laugh.

Our best players leave coz they coudnt give a shit about us, but our worst ones are often very loyal.
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Isn't that the truth... Sad, really.
 
I'd accidentally set the kit bag on fire.

If it's "shirts v skins" then that's what it is !
 
Id sneak into the dressing room after the kitman had laid out the kits and knock ten wanks out, one onto each shirt. Then when we are playing everyone would see the logo, but I'D know i wanked on it and the advertising on telly would be stained with my manlove.
Then i'd do a massive shit and slide it behind one of the radiators. Then id punch Fergie, stab neville, fart in my hand then smother Charlton with my farthand, set fire to the main stand, and take a flame thrower to the busby statue, set the sprinklers off in the club shop then drive off in a 76 coupe de ville saying 'YAAAYYYYAYYYYYY'
 
[quote author=Kenny4PM link=topic=44283.msg1288794#msg1288794 date=1298300503]
Nobody could knock out 10 wanks in that time.
[/quote]That sounds like a challenge.
 
[quote author=Herr Onceared link=topic=44283.msg1288798#msg1288798 date=1298301015]
[quote author=Kenny4PM link=topic=44283.msg1288794#msg1288794 date=1298300503]
Nobody could knock out 10 wanks in that time.
[/quote]That sounds like a challenge.
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Feel free mate but it'll end in tears.
 
No problem
*a-b repeats that bit in the 'Fight for this love' video when Cheryl is wearing that red military garb*
*Unscrews cap on mayonaise jar*
LETS DO THIS!!
 
[quote author=Herr Onceared link=topic=44283.msg1288803#msg1288803 date=1298301813]
No problem
*a-b repeats that bit in the 'Fight for this love' video when Cheryl is wearing that red military garb*
*Unscrews cap on mayonaise jar*
LETS DO THIS!!
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*imagines real helmans mayonnaise*

*unzips*
 
Is right Babel.


I'd have stormed the advertising meeting, naked covered in blue paint with me chap SWINGING in the wind like an eye hanging out of it's socket. Picked out the bellends in charge and opened up a nice big can of twat untill they sorted their shit out. That's how ya negotiate.
 
[quote author=Herr Onceared link=topic=44283.msg1288803#msg1288803 date=1298301813]
No problem
*a-b repeats that bit in the 'Fight for this love' video when Cheryl is wearing that red military garb*
*Unscrews cap on mayonaise jar*
LETS DO THIS!!
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[quote author=Herr Onceared link=topic=44283.msg1288807#msg1288807 date=1298303327]
STOP THE CLOCK!!
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interesting..

is that 1 every 2.5 minutes?

you spitting dust now o-dogg?
 
[quote author=Fabio link=topic=44283.msg1288808#msg1288808 date=1298303466]
[quote author=Herr Onceared link=topic=44283.msg1288803#msg1288803 date=1298301813]
No problem
*a-b repeats that bit in the 'Fight for this love' video when Cheryl is wearing that red military garb*
*Unscrews cap on mayonaise jar*
LETS DO THIS!!
[/quote]

[quote author=Herr Onceared link=topic=44283.msg1288807#msg1288807 date=1298303327]
STOP THE CLOCK!!
[/quote]

interesting..

is that 1 every 2.5 minutes?

you spitting dust now o-dogg?
[/quote]*pant pant* Cigarette......need cigarette.....
 
you can have a few
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Saw an article thanking Crawley Town for putting Hillborough back in the spotlight and highlighting the rolethat the S** and McKenzie played in reporting the disaster.

Boycott of the tabloid is now spreading across other clubs.
 
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