Balo to Nice
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Why think so small then?
We could transplant someone else's brain into Mario's body. Rush, Kenny, Fowler are all viable options.
Although a funnier option would be to steal Suarez's brain, and then watch as Mario Suarez struts around the Nou Camp doing absolutely fuck all useful whilst Louis Balotelli scores endlessly for us. Add in the whole race issue and we've got ourselves the concept for a successful sitcom which will give us more transfer revenue.
Are we getting anything for him? There's been no talk of a transfer value in any of the rumours.
Even if we don't, it'll be worth it. Let him be somebody else's problem at long last.
As an aside, am I the only one who keeps seeing the thread title as "Baloo the Bear"?
As an aside, am I the only one who keeps seeing the thread title as "Baloo the Bear"?
Me too, but I've got an 18 month old Jungle-bum grandson. What's your excuse?
Certainly not that one. Not that I know of anyway. 😉
Anything that gets him out the club must be done at this point.
I thought at £16M he represented rock bottom value with the cost of players set to go up and up, and the shortage of strikers around Europe. I thought the very least we would get back is £12-14M if it all went tits up. Now clearly I was wrong with that assessment, but it also highlights how much of a brainless, useless cunt he's been for us that we've been struggling to give him away.
I suspect there's more stories we've kept under wraps that are known in football circles as well.
I thought at £16M he represented rock bottom value with the cost of players set to go up and up, and the shortage of strikers around Europe. I thought the very least we would get back is £12-14M if it all went tits up. Now clearly I was wrong with that assessment, but it also highlights how much of a brainless, useless cunt he's been for us that we've been struggling to give him away.
I suspect there's more stories we've kept under wraps that are known in football circles as well.
Other than a tenuous 'They both is black' link what the fuck is the relevence?
Just pointing out how different the decisions were in two cases where the players had similar reps. Seems fair enough to me.
Train tickets aplenty
Umm I wrote this in a text and it posted here for some reason. Can I delete posts on tapatalk?
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What a signing
That was about 5 managers ago.
Jamie Carragher's visceral and obvious hatred of Mario Balotelli warms the cockles of my shrivelled, black heart
Free transfer.. Fucking hell..
And camouflage Lamborghini painters
I get what you mean but I wonder how many will be letting off a few rockets in celebration of getting the rid of the useless lump! Worst signing ever?
He pretty much epitomises everything that is shite about modern day footy. It's why I have sort of lost my love of the game. Not completely. There's still a part there that will never vanish but cunts like Balotelli certainly try the patience - Thank fuck he's gone!
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No way. Carroll, Aquilani, Downing, Keane all way worse
Aquillani, Keane - tried at least but Balo is the worse player ever regarding effort and intentions. Actually no one knows whats going inside that head of his.
I see Barratt is doing well in his new role at getting the exclusives
Huh. I don't agree but let's be honest here. No need to argue or even debate really (my bad for asking the question) It's like asking who's shit sandwich is better.
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