Balo to Nice

[Judge Jules]

It's more than just a matter of current performance though. He thought Sampdoria were beneath him and they're a bigger name than Nice any day.

 

[Hansern]

They hired a very good manager in Lucien Favre and were bought (80% I think) by some Chinese investors a while back.
Just signed Dante from Wolfsburg so I guess they can offer decent wages.

 

[cloggypop]

 

[tombrown]

It's more than just a matter of current performance though. He thought Sampdoria were beneath him and they're a bigger name than Nice any day.

Before Maureen advised him to cop on

 

[tombrown]

He also has the option to go walking on the beaches, looking at the peaches

 

[cloggypop]

He also has the option to go walking on the beaches, looking at the peaches

Indeed. There's always The Lying Rag.

 

[tombrown]

Indeed. There's always The Lying Rag.

Which will allow him to turn golden brown .... oh!

 

[cloggypop]

Something better change. Sick of him hanging around.

 

[Stouffer]

Fingers crossed he's finally gone.

 

[tombrown]

Fed up with Stranglers now

BBC reporting Everton now looking at Lucas

 

[Frogfish]

Goal reporting that he has travelled to Nice for talks. Maybe thats where he'll end up.

Close to Italy and a much better league than the Swiss. No-brainer. Nice lifestyle.

 

[Frogfish]

Fed up with Stranglers now

BBC reporting Everton now looking at Lucas

Saw them at the Cavern. Brilliant.

 

[dee]

Close to Italy and a much better league than the Swiss. No-brainer. Nice lifestyle.

Sion is a (relatively) short drive from Milan - 150 miles or so. Although Nice isn't too far either.

 

[cloggypop]

Iron, like a lion, in Sion.

 

[JurgenKlopp]

Turned down Nice apparently in favour of Palermo

 

[Judge Jules]

Haha. Maybe we got them to make him an offer he couldn't refuse. 😉

 

[Oncy]

I like Cloggypops musical mind. I think myself and he would get along famously.

 

[Hansern]

Set to join Nice according to The Express.

 

[Hyena]

I guess the title of this thread should be changed to Balo the Nice

 

[tombrown]

I like Cloggypops musical mind. I think myself and he would get along famously.

You did the roll call - now update the signature

 

[Aidan O' Neill]

Has he fucked off yet?

 

[doctor_mac]

Set to join Nice according to The Express.

Tell me they're buying him and we're not paying half his wags wages. Tell me that please.

 

[dantes]

Tell me they're buying him and we're not paying half his wags. Tell me that please.

If we're paying them, they wouldn't be wags.

 

[Hansern]

 

[Judge Jules]

I just hope they don't call the whole thing off because they can't find a brain.

 

[mark1975]

I can't believe there are actual clubs out there still willing to spend millions on him.

 

[Judge Jules]

We hope.

 

[Red Astaire]

I can't believe there are actual clubs out there still willing to spend millions on him.

Yeah - I'm staggered. Who on earth would spank millions on the fucking useless bag of shite with a shite attitude? The quicker he is out the better. It feels like lancing a boil. It's a gruesome and messy job but once done we'll be all the better for it.

 

[Woland]

Still think we shoulda kept him and used him for spare parts for Sturridge.

 

[dantes]

Still think we shoulda kept him and used him for spare parts for Sturridge.

You speak in jest, but the day is coming where we have eugenics and a genetically engineered footballer, and then we make multiple clones of him that lay lobotomised and on ventilators in harvesting hospitals ready for an injury to happen and then get cut open and have their parts transplanted.