Right, I'm past caring really but I'd like to see this line up today.
Cook, Root, Bell, KP, Ballance, Stokes, Bairstow, Borthwick, Broad, Anderson, Rankin
We deserve to go down 5-0, especially after pissing away such a promising position at the MCG, but a win would at least make it 4-4 in 2013/14.
That scoreline would flatter the fuck out of us, but it would at least give me some comeback against the fairweather Aussie 'supporters' I'm surrounded by who are suddenly showing an interest in cricket again after 6 years of England winning.