So it's not really a "serious question" is it?
Regardless, I'll answer.
I've always loved cricket. Not much of a thing you might suspect, but for a catholic growing up in N.Ireland in the 80s, I can promise you it's not the norm.
I never really supported one side, and obviously being Irish I never wanted England to win at anything. I've lived in Australia for over 7 year now, and going to every Test I can get to in that time (with obviously Australia playing in), I've unsurprisingly grown attached to the Australia side.
All my friends, extended family, and the rest are Australian, so it's fairly natural to support them.
So, no I don't have a "crater sized chip on the shoulder." You'll just have to accept that some people in the world don't support England.
Fair enough - it was a legit question especially when you consider it is the England and Wales cricket board and we have an Irish player in the squad - our one day captain is also Irish, and we have been captained by Scots in the past.