Arthur Melo

[localny]

In other news, Melo has hired some assistant Extra Terrestrials to help him play like he's from another planet...

Ok he's established he's keen and he clearly has a PR machine too

The Football will have to do the talking.

 

[juniormember]

WTF was he doing in Italy?

 

[keniget]

WTF was he doing in Italy?

He was recruiting a personalized pizza and pasta chef in a bid to impress boss Klopp.

 

[Farkmaster]

WTF was he doing in Italy?

Getting fit enough for Italian football.

 

[Markeh]

Did he get a fire breather and a juggler too? I hear Jurgen also likes balloon animals.

 

[binomial]

WTF was he doing in Italy?

Probably out most nights with Wanda.

 

[rurikbird]

Juve has a reputation as one of the most physically demanding clubs to play for - lots of players who came to Turin later in their careers say they’ve never experienced training like this; it also presumably helped elongate the careers of players like Pirlo. Not sure what was Arthur’s situation there though; whether he struggled with their training and football…

 

[StevieM]

Juve has a reputation as one of the most physically demanding clubs to play for - lots of players who came to Turin later in their careers say they’ve never experienced training like this; it also presumably helped elongate the careers of players like Pirlo. Not sure what was Arthur’s situation there though; whether he struggled with their training and football…

Maybe it was like living in a foreign country for him too?

 

[King Binny]

 

[StevieM]

Apart from the obstacles of being a crock and shite…

 

[tombrown]

Is he dead?

 

[Markeh]

He was known to have injury problems and hasn’t been here long enough or done anything to warrant me giving a shite. Sorry Arthur, good luck at your next club.

 

[bluebell]

Ive never seen him play, but as he came with reputation of being injury prone, which he delivered, I am not keen to see him remain beyond Jan

 

[My_Blood_Bleeds_Red]

Are we actually paying his wages too ?

What a life !

 

[Farkmaster]

Whether Arthur Melo is on the books beyond January is rather like "if a tree falls in the woods, and no one is around."

 

[jan]

Are we paying less if he dies?

 

[Farkmaster]

Are we paying less if he dies?

That largely depends on the quality of the detective work.

 

[StevieM]

I’m sure those who attended and participated in that u21 game Arthur appeared in will treasure the rare memory for all eternity.

 

[mom]

We love signing cheap injury prone midfielders. Why is anyone surprised?

 

[doctor_mac]

Well the good news is, no fucker was excited he was coming or looking forward until he played. Lock this fucking thread.

 

[bluebell]

We love signing cheap injury prone midfielders. Why is anyone surprised?

Naby, Ox those two cost almost £90m. Ibou looks to be another one made of glass, and let's not forget thiago who might not be cheap but is on a £12m a year basic pay

 

[dee]

“Ready to establish myself in my new team”

To say that’s a stretch is a being polite

 

[King Binny]

 

[moron]

We can't even get a player on loan for the most desperate position in our team, but he has to be crooked type. We really are pathetic in that department.

 

[Red Bird]

We don’t have a doctor to run the rule over these— I mean on top of everything. We’ve been particularly incompetent this season.

 

[bluebell]

Juve really saw us coming didn't they? I've got 5 magic beans, I'm going to see if I can get exec box for them

 

[Red rose]

Juve really saw us coming didn't they? I've got 5 magic beans, I'm going to see if I can get exec box for them

Yeh it’s so maddening 🙁

 

[RedStar]

Juve really saw us coming didn't they? I've got 5 magic beans, I'm going to see if I can get exec box for them

We don't do panic signings, FSG are a numbers driven organization

 

[StevieM]

We don't do panic signings, FSG are a numbers driven organization

Yep - someone fucked up the formula in the injury column of the non-panic signing spreadie.

 

[mom]

Who?