Aquialini's fitness

[Holle]

[quote author=Farkmaster link=topic=37385.msg996660#msg996660 date=1259013165]
[quote author=Ryan link=topic=37385.msg996657#msg996657 date=1259012896]
Here's a thought:

Maybe after a few months of training, Rafa and the rest of the coaching staff have realised he's not all that good?
[/quote]

The Per Krøldrup scenario? DOOOMM
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Hopefully not.

 

[manwithnoname]

Interesting, if absurd, thought from Ryan

Although to be a worse midfielder than Lucas would mean that Benitez has spent £20m on an injured Joey Deacon

Mind you, he did spend 7m on Drossena

Fuck

 

[Ryan]

Well right now, Rafa thinks Lucas is a better option than him.

What does that tell you?

 

[Ryan]

[quote author=Brendan link=topic=37385.msg996672#msg996672 date=1259013406]
Interesting, if absurd, thought from Ryan

[/quote]

I thought I could rely on you to help me drag this possibility along for a bit. Dick.

 

[manwithnoname]

It tells me one of two things;

1)Aquilani still isn't fit, or

2)Benitez is possibly the worst judge of a player in top-flight football

I hope it isn't the latter

 

[FoxForceFive]

[quote author=SaintGeorge67 link=topic=37385.msg996412#msg996412 date=1258993050]
Obviously he'll reappear on Easter Monday.
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Ha.

 

[keniget]

I might entertain the notion if Aquilani wasn't competing for a place with Lucas.

 

[Farkmaster]

If Rafa has an issue with playing someone who can't do more than 60 odd minutes, why does Riera get a game?

I knew it'd take a while for Aquilani, but I didn't think it'd be December before he'd be starting.

 

[Ryan]

[quote author=Brendan link=topic=37385.msg996676#msg996676 date=1259013623]
It tells me one of two things;

1)Aquilani still isn't fit, or

2)Benitez is possibly the worst judge of a player in top-flight football

I hope it isn't the latter
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3) Aquilani's not all that good

 

[Sheik Yerbouti]

[quote author=Brendan link=topic=37385.msg996456#msg996456 date=1258999350]
Rafa bought him for the next 'five years, not the next 5 months'

Although the 5 months in question could arguably get him the sack, which would be ironic
[/quote]

Exactly. If I was Rafa, I'd be sacking the quack who gave him such a shite diagnosis.

"Tho. You said 4 weeks"

 

[dee]

Quote taken from Daily Mirror in late September:

Benitez went on to claim that he feels Aquilani will add attacking quality to his line-up, and expects Steven Gerrard and Fernando Torres to benefit from the Italian's presence in the side.

"When he is fit the team will be more dangerous because he has the ability to find Torres and Gerrard with passes that will give them more chances to score," the Reds boss added.

"He is ahead of schedule for his comeback, but we must be careful with him."

😱

 

[refugee]

EDIT - Wrong thread

 

[gkmacca]

[quote author=Brendan link=topic=37385.msg996672#msg996672 date=1259013406]
Interesting, if absurd, thought from Ryan

[/quote]

Priceless. :laugh:

 

[dee]

You can undestand why even the most famous gorgeous girls go weak at the knees for him

 

[Sheik Yerbouti]

Fuckin' fanny head

 

[Ryan]

Pffft, he's not a patch on Roque Santa Cruz, who is the best looking player in the league by some distance.

 

[SaintGeorge67]

You're forgetting my Fernando.

 

[Red Mullet]

[quote author=Dee link=topic=37385.msg996867#msg996867 date=1259019488]
You can undestand why even the most famous gorgeous girls go weak at the knees for him

[/quote]

Can we go back to what he's been doing whilst injured please?

 

[Ryan]

[quote author=SaintGeorge67 link=topic=37385.msg996880#msg996880 date=1259019777]
You're forgetting my Fernando.
[/quote]

Behave.

 

[dee]

[quote author=Ryan link=topic=37385.msg996877#msg996877 date=1259019725]
Pffft, he's not a patch on Roque Santa Cruz, who is the best looking player in the league by some distance.
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Ryan, I was being sarky - I can't understand how such a twatish looking boz eyed crock can pull such talent.

Santa Cruz - I can see it

 

[Ryan]

Surely that's Ashton Kutcher?

 

[themn]

[quote author=Ryan link=topic=37385.msg996877#msg996877 date=1259019725]
Pffft, he's not a patch on Roque Santa Cruz, who is the best looking player in the league by some distance.
[/quote]

I reckon that's why Kaka didn't want to come to Citeh.

He'd heard about Roque Sanat Cruz coming and didn't want to be out-good-lookinged.

 

[Ryan]

[quote author=themn link=topic=37385.msg996936#msg996936 date=1259021515]
[quote author=Ryan link=topic=37385.msg996877#msg996877 date=1259019725]
Pffft, he's not a patch on Roque Santa Cruz, who is the best looking player in the league by some distance.
[/quote]

I reckon that's why Kaka didn't want to come to Citeh.

He'd heard about Roque Sanat Cruz coming and didn't want to be out-good-lookinged.
[/quote]

Which he would have been, cos Roque's a fucking bag of swoon.

I actually get aroused when the camera pans to the City bench during games. He's so good looking.

 

[Ryan]

Dear. God.

 

[themn]

[quote author=Ryan link=topic=37385.msg996944#msg996944 date=1259021910]
Dear. God.

[/quote]

You do realise you're denying Hardcastle is rightful prize of Camp Mince-a-lot winner ?

 

[Ryan]

Pffft, whatever. You'd have to be gay *not* to find him attractive.

 

[Sheik Yerbouti]

[quote author=Ryan link=topic=37385.msg996944#msg996944 date=1259021910]
Dear. God.

[/quote]

Bend your cock back and place it firmly between you thighs whilst clenching firmly. You lob on will soon go mate.

 

[Peatcheo]

[quote author=Ryan link=topic=37385.msg996950#msg996950 date=1259022240]
Pffft, whatever. You'd have to be gay *not* to find him attractive.
[/quote]

Shagging birds is for puffs!

 

[Ryan]

Cheers Sheik, but I don't have a lob on. I'm entirely comfortable with my sexuality, but will happily admit that I find Roque Santa Cruz attractive.

 

[Vlads Quiff]

Blimey , I thought it gets a tad camp around here when the usual "What After Shave? " thread arrives every now and again, this is starting to make me really uncomfortable

regards