Andy Carroll - Liverpools Number 9.

[Buddha]

ha at Krumo

 

[IanTheRed]

[quote author=Herr Onceared link=topic=43933.msg1273204#msg1273204 date=1296514496]
[quote author=RMA link=topic=43933.msg1273202#msg1273202 date=1296514437]
ANDY CARROLL SIGNS FOR LFC
Andy Carroll has tonight completed his transfer from Newcastle United to Liverpool FC and signed a 5 and a half-year-deal that will keep him at Anfield until 2016.

The Club agreed a record transfer fee with Newcastle earlier in the day for the transfer of the England international striker.

The deal was subject to the completion of a medical, which the player has now passed.

Andy Carroll will wear the No.9 shirt for Liverpool.
[/quote]HA. We're over you.
[/quote]

Over who?

 

[the count]

[quote author=Buddha link=topic=43933.msg1273233#msg1273233 date=1296514758]
ha at Krumo
[/quote] Ha at the bloke that Krump copied from

 

[LadyRed]

Ian, I would have been dancing on the sloped roof of my house right now if we'd signed Suarez and Llorente, as it is I'm just comfortably sitting a bit saddened about what's passed but excited about what's to come.

 

[Woland]

It was a text off me cuzz

 

[Cerberus]

I'm excited and really fucking nervous at the same time. Kurgon better fucking bang in 20+ goals a season and maim a few cunt defenders in the process.

 

[the count]

[quote author=LadyRed link=topic=43933.msg1273239#msg1273239 date=1296514871]
I would have been dancing on the sloped roof of my house right now if we'd signed Suarez and Llorente, as it is I'm just comfortably sitting a bit saddened about what's passed but excited about what's to come.
[/quote]I would be sad for the striker we had three years ago and who unfortunately Chelski might have bought but i wont miss that moany cnut that played for us for the last season and a half

 

[Peatcheo]

Sweet Carroll 9 na na na naaaa.

 

[IanTheRed]

Chelsea FC plc becomes cash positive as it prepares for UEFA financial fair play rules

Chelsea FC plc today announced that results for the financial year end June 30, 2010 show the group had become cash positive for the first time since its acquisition by Roman Abramovich. The club had a positive cash inflow of £3.8m in the year compared to a net outflow of £16.9m in the previous year.The club believes it is now well positioned to meet UEFA's financial fair play rules.

In addition, the group had a reduced operating loss of £68.6m on an improved group turnover of £205.8m. The operating loss was £3.6m better than the previous year. The total loss for the financial year was £70.9m.Amortisation of player transfer fees constitutes the largest component of the difference between the positive cash flow and the operating loss.

Group turnover has increased by £2.5m despite the economic situation and reflects the strength of the team, and the attractiveness of the FA Premier League allied with the continued allegiance of our fans and commercial partners.

The main figures were:

- Group turnover was up from £203.3m to £205.8m

- Operating Loss for the financial year reduced from £72.3m to £68.6m

- Net capital expenditure reduced from £4.2m to (£15.5m) due to player sales

- Cash inflow of £3.8m against an outflow of £16.9m in 2008/09.

Chief executive Ron Gourlay said: 'The reduction in operating losses and increased sales in 2009/10 shows that we are moving in the right direction especially when viewed against the difficult macroeconomic environment.

'The club is in a strong position to meet the challenges of UEFA 'financial fair play' initiatives which will be relevant to the financial statements to be released in early 2013.'

Chairman Bruce Buck added: 'That the club was cash generative in the year when we recorded a historic FAPL and FA Cup double is a great encouragement and demonstrates significant progress as regards our financial results.'

The only news on Chelski's website.

Fucking joke of a club!

"Whoooo hooo, look as us, financially viable for the first time in seven years, we can now comply with UEFA rules!"




Two minutes later

*tap on shoulder*

"Errrm, we just spent £70m on two players, at £300k per week. Also most of our 'die hard' fans are now at White Hart Lane"

"Ah fuck".

 

[narwhal ahoy!]

I haven't been this excited about a signing since Fernando Morientes exclamation point exclamation point

 

[Home and A Gay]

[quote author=Herr Onceared link=topic=43933.msg1273177#msg1273177 date=1296514046]
[quote author=Home and A Gay link=topic=43933.msg1273167#msg1273167 date=1296513899]
Looks like Lou and Andy upfront for the next few seasons.
Am I bovvverrredd
[/quote]LUIS CARROLL
'LIVERPOOL IN WONDERLAND'

Thats how we present this Capice?
[/quote]
Sorry but it had to be said.

Anyway welcome Carroll im sure we will be singing your name for years to come.

 

[SaintGeorge67]

Ha, I thought Morientes and Cisse was going to be amazing.

 

[irishred]

Our squad have changed from a bunch of pussies over the past couple of years, to a pile of lunatics who wouldn't look out of place at a nut house.....and I like it.

 

[Woland]

I dunno what everyone's prob is.

This if fucking brilliant. I couldn't enjoy the day properly as I've been travelling all of it, but I've just checked into a hotel in Dublin and it is defo time for a considerable wank.

Us now is better than us on Friday. No question. Torres has been wank for ages. He has his moments of brilliance but we've been far too reliant on a player who gets injured far too often for too long. I couldn't be more pleased with LFCs response to the fucking rent-boy.

 

[FoxForceFive]

They're not financially viable.

They're 67m in the red. Thy just dress it up nicely!

 

[Rosco]

[quote author=FoxForceFive link=topic=43933.msg1273283#msg1273283 date=1296515407]
They're not financially viable.

They're 67m in the red. Thy just dress it up nicely!
[/quote]

And their turnover is around the same as ours. They're fucked.

 

[vikas]

Reina

Kelly Carragher Agger Johnson

Lucas

Gerrard Meireles

Kuyt Carroll Suarez

 

[IanTheRed]

[quote author=narwhal, ahoy! link=topic=43933.msg1273267#msg1273267 date=1296515197]
I haven't been this excited about a signing since Fernando Morientes exclamation point exclamation point
[/quote]

Whatty what what???

Chief football writer Phil McNulty on Twitter: "And Stephen Warnock may yet get his move back to Liverpool from Aston Villa after all on loan."

 

[Oncy]

----------------------------------REINA----------------------------------
KELLY----------AGGER------------------CARRAGHER-----JOHNSON
----------------------------------------------------------------------------
----------------MEIRELES--------------LUCAS-------------------------
------------------------------GERRARD----------------------------------
-----COLE------------------------------------------------SUAREZ------
----------------------------CARROLL-------------------------------------


Fappity?

 

[LadyRed]

 

[Oncy]

[quote author=LadyRed link=topic=43933.msg1273310#msg1273310 date=1296515679]

[/quote]Boys got a thigh injury. We're on the finger check.

Typical.

 

[Akakabooto]

[quote author=LadyRed link=topic=43933.msg1273310#msg1273310 date=1296515679]

[/quote]

Dr.Frankenstein I presume?

 

[Buddha]

Surely we could of got him a better prossie than that - even at short notice?

 

[LadyRed]

Haha, I do love that he is thoroughly examining his fingers

 

[McNulty]

Always liked Carroll ever since I found out he decked Steven Taylor (irrational hatred). Now he's signed!

 

[Sheik Yerbouti]

[quote author=LadyRed link=topic=43933.msg1273323#msg1273323 date=1296515839]
Haha, I do love that he is thoroughly examining his fingers
[/quote]

The ponce is having a manicure.

 

[IanTheRed]

[quote author=Herr Onceared link=topic=43933.msg1273317#msg1273317 date=1296515779]
[quote author=LadyRed link=topic=43933.msg1273310#msg1273310 date=1296515679]

[/quote]Boys got a thigh injury. We're on the finger check.

Typical.
[/quote]

Whoooaaaaah, I skipped past that pic and it looks like he's got half a left leg!

If our docs are checking fingers, and miss a lost leg, we are screwed!

 

[peterhague]

[quote author=Rosco link=topic=43933.msg1273295#msg1273295 date=1296515501]
[quote author=FoxForceFive link=topic=43933.msg1273283#msg1273283 date=1296515407]
They're not financially viable.

They're 67m in the red. Thy just dress it up nicely!
[/quote]

And their turnover is around the same as ours. They're fucked.
[/quote]

i wonder if in 18 months a 28 year old torres will be demanding they use their £5m transfer budget to buy 3 world class players to replace lampard, drogba and terry.

here's fucking hoping.

 

[FoxForceFive]

[quote author=LadyRed link=topic=43933.msg1273310#msg1273310 date=1296515679]

[/quote]

7, 8, 9, 10!

Medical complete, 10 fingers!

 

[Akakabooto]

[quote author=FoxForceFive link=topic=43933.msg1273283#msg1273283 date=1296515407]
They're not financially viable.

They're 67m in the red. Thy just dress it up nicely!
[/quote]

Didn't they also use relatively small amounts for transfers last year?