Alisson Wonderland

[LeTallecWiz]

Does anyone just see xG and then switch off?

+1

 

[The Nomad]

Does anyone just see xG and then switch off?

You obviously don't.

 

[Dreambeliever]

XG is bollox.

Can you all get back to hating on me and Modo.

This off topic shit is annoying.

 

[Halmeister]

Ha! The fact that I quiffed so hard is proof that I switched off.

 

[Dirty Sanchez]

Does anyone just see xG and then switch off?

I see Rosco and I switch off. Does that count?

 

[The Nomad]

Does anyone else instantly switch off as soon as they see @Rosco?

 

[Oncy]

Does anyone else instantly switch off as soon as they see @Rosco?

No!! Hes my fucking G. You plank

 

[The Nomad]

No!! Hes my fucking G. You plank

Thats cos he gave you a peng dirty sanchez!

He's your fucking xG!

 

[Atlas]

Went to a place called Cinnamon kitchen for lunch today overlooking Oxford.
Any my colleague ordered a Chicken Toastie for starters...he also weirdly just ordered two starters.

 

[Oncy]

Went to a place called Cinnamon kitchen for lunch today overlooking Oxford.
Any my colleague ordered a Chicken Toastie for starters...he also weirdly just ordered two starters.

Misred does this all the time

 

[tombrown]

Misred does this all the time

My missus says "I'll skip the starter" and then proceeds to eat mine; same then happens with chips for the main.

 

[Ijg]

Went to a place called Cinnamon kitchen for lunch today overlooking Oxford.
Any my colleague ordered a Chicken Toastie for starters...he also weirdly just ordered two starters.

I was there the other day, worst Indian I've been to, trying to be too posh, service was SHOCKING, plus side is that the view is nice over Oxford and I pulled a fit model from Miami who happened to be walking past.

 

[moron]

Fucking 36 pages on a bloody goalkeeper !!!! Boy were we desperate...I really hope he is worth this.

 

[Markeh]

Why wasn't the title Alisson Wonderhand(s)

 

[Oncy]

Why wasn't the title Alisson Wonderhand(s)

Because thats shit.

 

[Oncy]

And I dont like saying that to Apollo Creed

 

[Markeh]

And I dont like saying that to Apollo Creed

It's ok Apollo is only a character, I'm really Carl weathers

 

[Oncy]

It's ok Apollo is only a character, I'm really Carl weathers

Hahahahaha!!!

 

[the count]

First mistake he makes and the tabloid headlines will be "Alisson Blunderland"

 

[Markeh]

First mistake he makes and the tabloid headlines will be "Alisson Blunderland"

Vietnam style Karius flashbacks

 

[doctor_mac]

Regularly I have two starters instead of a main, and I get them to bring them together. So say if there is a calamari and chicken wing starter on the menu, and I fucking love those things, I'll be having them.

 

[Atlas]

I was there the other day, worst Indian I've been to, trying to be too posh, service was SHOCKING, plus side is that the view is nice over Oxford and I pulled a fit model from Miami who happened to be walking past.

Somosa chaat looked weird but tasted nice.
It's not really your average gonna go for an Indian kinda place I suppose but was ok.

I swatted a wasp from my drink, And it didn't sting me so we kinda in the same league there yo

 

[Atlas]

I'd prob skip mains and go straight to dessert if given the choice

 

[Oncy]

I swatted a wasp from my drink, And it didn't sting me so we kinda in the same league there yo

Hahaha

 

[Modo]

Anyone see Ascensio call De Gea "Karius"?
That's low.

 

[The Nomad]

Anyone see Ascensio call De Gea "Karius"?
That's low.

Must be because he's also a top knot bald cunt!

 

[Oncy]

Must be because he's also a top knot bald cunt!

I recognise all those as words.
Collectively im struggling though.

 

[The Nomad]

I recognise all those as words.
Collectively im struggling though.

 

[Halmeister]

Anyone see Ascensio call De Gea "Karius"?
That's low.

Hahaha just seen it. That's great. Fuck Karius.

 

[Modo]

Hahaha just seen it. That's great. Fuck Karius.

Imagine being named after a gaffe.
"A Karius": An extraordinary mistake made by a goalkeeper in football during an important game. A mistake so unusual it astounds you.
Examples: "The Spanish keeper just pulled a Karius". "We're just a Karius away from losing this game".