Xherdan Shaqiri

[Dreambeliever]

He'd be our best player ever with a name beginning with x

That's a bit harsh on old Xavier

 

[Hansern]

He's played in 8 league games this season so he could be open for a move.
Started last night and I'd be surprised if Bayern let him go.

 

[King Binny]

Started last night and I'd be surprised if Bayern let him go.

Me too. They had 3 players below 19 yrs old on the bench. Don't exactly have strength in depth at the moment.

 

[Sheik Yerbouti]

If our options are:

A) don't sign him at all
B) sign him permanently and breach FFP meaning no CL next season
C) loan him, and keep us eligible for the CL .


I don't understand why anyone would complain with C

I'm not complaining about the player, I hate us being skint. I want a sugar daddy.

 

[cloggypop]

Since when have Liddlepool and Sports Direct News been reliable sources?

 

[doctor_mac]

Since when have Liddlepool and Sports Direct News been reliable sources?

Since when we're fucking desperate to be linked with a decent player.

 

[cloggypop]

I have seen us linked with Griezmann and Kroos as well then. Source is some knobhead on twitter.

 

[doctor_mac]

I have seen us linked with Griezmann and Kroos as well then.

That's more like it.

 

[ILD]

*Pitches Tent*

Finally a thread I want to base myself in.

Anyone for lunch? Going to heat some beans.

Has Oncy arrived yet?

 

[doctor_mac]

*Pitches Tent*

Finally a thread I want to base myself in.

Anyone for lunch? Going to heat some beans.

Has Oncy arrived yet?

Oncy's doin that thing where he wanks so many times he ends up climaxing with a whiff of salty air.

 

[cloggypop]

Cloud of dust

 

[doctor_mac]

Are you correcting my jism analogy Cloggy? Cos you can cut that shit out forthwith.

 

[cloggypop]

Adding to it.

 

[doctor_mac]

I don't like you adding your jism to my jism. That's not how I roll.

 

[6TimesaRed]

*Pitches Tent*

Finally a thread I want to base myself in.

Anyone for lunch? Going to heat some beans.

Has Oncy arrived yet?

Ahhh Whale Oil Beef Hooked! 😀

 

[FoxForceFive]

*Pitches Tent*

Finally a thread I want to base myself in.

Anyone for lunch? Going to heat some beans.

Has Oncy arrived yet?

As long as you've got some tabasco for them beans I'm staying here with you.

 

[cloggypop]

I don't like you adding your jism to my jism. That's not how I roll.

No jizz in a cloud of dust. I am not up for bukkake either.

 

[doctor_mac]

No jizz in a cloud of dust. I am not up for bukkake either.

It would be a pretty disappointing porno.

 

[cloggypop]

It would be a pretty disappointing porno.

http://www.sneezefetishforum.org/

 

[Oncy]

Ive fucking been crying from the penis for about 2 hours now.
Im hanging the sorry looking red welted little bastard out now just on the off chance this happens.

 

[ILD]

*Opens a can*

Quiet in here. Where is everyone?

 

[ILD]

We need a big performance from Oncy's cock to pull off this signing.

 

[Oncy]

Mate im trying to leave it alone. Its (no pun) hard.

 

[Oncy]

Anyway.
Im camping the fuck in here.
Ive got a glamping pod, a two bar stove and a years supply of cans of BIG BRUNCH.
This is on.

 

[ILD]

I'm here for the weekend anyway.

*knucks*

 

[Rosco]

*Opens a can*

Quiet in here. Where is everyone?

Kilkenny!

 

[Sheik Yerbouti]

We need a central midfielder and a left back. Not another attacker.

 

[ILD]

Kilkenny!

How ya getting on? Need any pubs recommendations?

 

[Le Chacal]

Who said we're skint?

 

[Sheik Yerbouti]

Who said we're skint?

Everyone with a bit of sense.