World Cup of the Damned

[Judge Jules]

Cats are dickheads anyway.

Bo11ocks. Cats are creatures of taste and refinement, witness the fact that they like me.

 

[Athens]

Bo11ocks. Cats are creatures of taste and refinement, witness the fact that they like me.

I'm speaking on behalf of small creatures that are unnecessarily killed by the bastards all over the world.

I do like one cat, it knocks about the wife's aunt's house and behaves like a dog. Walks you home and everything.

 

[StevieM]

This is why they lost

What a MONSTER!!!!

 

[StevieM]

I'm speaking on behalf of small creatures that are unnecessarily killed by the bastards all over the world.

I do like one cat, it knocks about the wife's aunt's house and behaves like a dog. Walks you home and everything.

My cats kill nothing - they’re lovely.

One of them’s even a ginger!!!

They clearly have you sussed out and marked down for torment.

The fact that they’re not like dogs is they whole point - they’re way smarter and way cooler.

Also…. I don’t have to scoop their shit up after them!!!

I love my little furry overlords!!!

 

[Holle]

Bo11ocks. Cats are creatures of taste and refinement, witness the fact that they like me.

Possibly because you reek of valerian?

 

[Donavan Ried]

Still trying to wrap my head around the fact a 37 yo Modric kept the entire Brazilian midfield in his pocket. The min they brought Fred on I knew they were in trouble.

Best player in the tournament

 

[Hansern]

I know someone who's met him (Villa season ticket holder) and she says he was really nice to speak to, humble and down-to-earth.

I have no doubt about that. Its his on the pitch attitude I cant stand. But off the pitch he might be good as gold.

 

[Frogfish]

I know someone who's met him (Villa season ticket holder) and she says he was really nice to speak to, humble and down-to-earth.

He just wanted to get into her pants.

 

[Hyena]

I have no doubt about that. Its his on the pitch attitude I cant stand. But off the pitch he might be good as gold.

It's a goalkeeper's job to get in the heads of his opponents, but especially during a shootout. I'd love Martinez's antics if he played for my team

 

[tombrown]

I hate cats, bu we have 4 of them.

I hate cats, but I am terrified of rats .. its a no brainer. But if any of those feline fuckers think they are coming inside the house ....

 

[Athens]

My cats kill nothing - they’re lovely.

One of them’s even a ginger!!!

They clearly have you sussed out and marked down for torment.

The fact that they’re not like dogs is they whole point - they’re way smarter and way cooler.

Also…. I don’t have to scoop their shit up after them!!!

I love my little furry overlords!!!

You probably don't have to scoop their shit because they're off dumping in some poor child's sandpit.

If they don't kill anything then they're probably hiding it from you, like some sort of miniature psycho.

 

[StevieM]

You probably don't have to scoop their shit because they're off dumping in some poor child's sandpit.

If they don't kill anything then they're probably hiding it from you, like some sort of miniature psycho.

Nah - we invested the in some netting at the top of our perimeter fence which means they can go outside as they please, but they can’t get outside of the back yard - so no child’s sand pit gets it (but our herb garden has been known to - and anything that’s stupid enough to come into our back garden deserves to die.

There was a mouse once - but it pretended to be dead and the big ginger beast got bored and left it alone - like an Argentinian forward, it was up off the turf in no time, and having survived its near death experience, scampered off to freedom.

The little one caught a moth, brought it in and then started chasing it round the house - she probably ate it - she eats everything.

That’s about it - they spend most of their time either sleeping or demanding to be fed.

 

[Athens]

Nah - we invested the in some netting at the top of our perimeter fence which means they can go outside as they please, but they can’t get outside of the back yard - so no child’s sand pit gets it (but our herb garden has been known to - and anything that’s stupid enough to come into our back garden deserves to die.

There was a mouse once - but it pretended to be dead and the big ginger beast got bored and left it alone - like an Argentinian forward, it was up off the turf in no time, and having survived its near death experience, scampered off to freedom.

The little one caught a moth, brought it in and then started chasing it round the house - she probably ate it - she eats everything.

That’s about it - they spend most of their time either sleeping or demanding to be fed.

Fair enough, your cats get a pass.

 

[King Binny]

 

[Markeh]

This is the keeper that was shite against us isn’t it?

 

[Hyena]

Morocco takes the lead!!! SIUUUUUUUU

 

[The Nomad]

I like this Referee..he's not falling for the Portuguese shithousery.

 

[rubans]

Good game this now.
Bruno lives a dive still.

 

[Frogfish]

Portugal's shithousery will be in overdrive in the 2nd half.

 

[Modo]

Azzedine Ounahi is someone we should have a look at

 

[Atlas]

Pepe diving aged 45. Grow up lad

 

[darkstarexodus]

Pepe diving aged 45. Grow up lad

It's good to see him reconnecting with his culture.

 

[Markeh]

Portugal's shithousery will be in overdrive in the 2nd half.

Morocco giving it a good go themselves here

 

[Bradley]

Morocco picking up injuries and struggling to get out of defence.

If they can maintain this they'll get another chance on the break.

 

[darkstarexodus]

Morocco picking up injuries and struggling to get out of defence.

If they can maintain this they'll get another chance on the break.

I don't know if they can hold out. Some tired legs out there.

 

[Bradley]

I don't know if they can hold out. Some tired legs out there.

Yep. Really struggling now.

Few subs coming on might help.

If they do go through, France (or England) will flatten them.

 

[Markeh]

Well done Cheddira you dong

 

[Athens]

Oh for fuck's sake Morocco! Put it away!

 

[Markeh]

lol Morocco striker absolutely shat his pants there

 

[Judge Jules]

Pepe missing a crucial chance. Oh dear how sad never mind.