Wolves Liverpool Match Thread

[manwithnoname]

Our first shot on target

 

[Markeh]

Klopp is having an eppy on the touch line

Not sure what he's so angry about. He picked the team

He's telling them to score and they're not scoring

 

[Farkmaster]

In the human history timeline was that before or after fire?

Immediately before, this cunt was like, "Oh yeah, rub those sticks together, that's a great idea."

 

[FoxForceFive]

In the human history timeline was that before or after fire?

Undoubtedly it was just before.

"Yeah luv, you just keep rubbing those sticks together like you have been for the best hour, I'm sure something will happen soon"

 

[manwithnoname]

He's telling them to score and they're not scoring

That's probably it

 

[FoxForceFive]

Immediately before, this cunt was like, "Oh yeah, rub those sticks together, that's a great idea."

Beat me to it by fucking seconds. You cunt.

 

[Farkmaster]

Wow FFF, we're hacks (not that we didn't know).

 

[Markeh]

Fuck off Moreno

 

[manwithnoname]

Here comes Sturridge

He'll score

 

[ILD]

I've just banned binomial from the thread for trying to wind people up, don't follow suit, you're better than that & have more to offer.

Brendan has 30 mins to trash out ghost puns, call Frimino slow, etc etc.

 

[Sheik Yerbouti]

On the bright side we can still laugh at Everton's trophy drought

 

[FoxForceFive]

On the bright side we can still laugh at Everton's trophy drought

At one trophy in ten years, it's getting harder to laugh convincingly though.

 

[ILD]

Sturridge coming on? There will be chances and surely he'll score ?

 

[manwithnoname]

Some lovely short square passing between Wijnaldum and Ejaria just outside their box

A breakthrough is imminent

 

[Sheik Yerbouti]

At one trophy in ten years, it's getting harder to laugh convincingly though.

Whoosh Mr Fox

 

[ILD]

#EncourageTheSturridge

 

[FoxForceFive]

Whoosh Mr Fox

Ah fuck. I'm not in the best of moods, my anger is clouding my thought process.

That's my excuse & I'm sticking to it.

 

[bobtkelpie]

we look devoid of ideas... you would think seeing as most teams defend with 10 men behind the ball against us, we would practice that at some point...

 

[manwithnoname]

Gomez lucky there

 

[Judge Jules]

Sturridge coming on for Firmino. So we now have three central strikers trying to make up a front three.

Gomez lucky not be carded there.

 

[Sheik Yerbouti]

Here's a novel idea. Play a strong team in the cups, get a lead, take strong players off to rest.

 

[FoxForceFive]

That was actually a good ball from Moreno, slightly too fast but good idea regardless.

 

[gkmacca]

Their keeper was outside his box when he kicked that. I've only ever seen our keeper penalised for that.

 

[Judge Jules]

Wolves confident enough to take Costa off and bring a 16-year-old kid on.

 

[manwithnoname]

Here's a novel idea. Play a strong team in the cups, get a lead, take strong players off to rest.

We tried that against Southampton and lost both legs anyway

 

[refugee]

On the brightside, this poor form might force us to buy someone...hopefully

 

[FoxForceFive]

I'm on the verge of switching this off & doing one of the three million small shitty tasks I have to do this weekend instead. I'm sick & tired of watching this dirge.

 

[Raz]

Here's a novel idea. Play a strong team in the cups, get a lead, take strong players off to rest.

I am not overly convinced playing the 'stronger side' would have a different outcome.

 

[bkwitche2]

I'm on the verge of switching this off & doing one of the three million small shitty tasks I have to do this weekend instead. I'm sick & tired of watching this dirge.

You have to finish this out to ensure you are able to fully get into and maintain the proper mood for the weekend.

 

[manwithnoname]

Twenty minutes to rescue this, two-nil down at home to a lower mid-table Championship side.

Woodburn dives, ref rightly ignores it