Wolves (a) Premier League Saturday 4th March 3pm

[Markeh]

Utter dog shit

 

[Fabio]

We're so shit Nunez is out best player now

Where have you been? He and Elliott have been our best 2 outfield players this year

 

[Red Mullet]

(Presuming he takes off Gomez in the next 10 mins)

Not a bad idea to sub our 4 defenders and go all out attack. We don’t defend anyway.

Win it 10-9 or something

 

[darkstarexodus]

I just want to see our players show some fight, pride, and desire. Like, you know, *checks notes*, Everton.

 

[The Nomad]

We're shit!

 

[keniget]

I thought the game was at 5:30. Went to check the other scores to see how things are going… have a bit of a giggle at the Everton Arsenal result and then see our game… Fuck me.

I don’t know whether I want to turn this on or carry on pretending that our game is on later and fake knee slap a “damn”.

 

[Fabio]

Thats it naby, waste posession

 

[Markeh]

On the plus side if we lose to Madrid i can cancel all sports for the season

 

[Fabio]

I thought the game was at 5:30. Went to check the other scores to see how things are going… have a bit of a giggle at the Everton Arsenal result and then see our game… Fuck me.

I don’t know whether I want to turn this on or carry on pretending that our game is on later and fake knee slap a “damn”.

Live in blissful ignorance

 

[KopRed]

Bajcetic, is our best player so far.

 

[Farkmaster]

It's essential that we watch this shit in my opinion. It's the only real thing left in football.

 

[Halmeister]

I keep saying it, but we are such an unbelievably poor side.

 

[darkstarexodus]

On the plus side if we lose to Madrid i can cancel all sports for the season

Yes, but then I'll have to confront reality in the rest of the world.

 

[Markeh]

I’ve seen us play this badly last season but you felt there was always a chance and we’d probably at least draw but it’s just not like that now

 

[Fabio]

10 minutes without a goal lads. Great scenes

 

[Fabio]

Everton are going to turn us inside out

 

[KopRed]

Keita with a party trick. Klopp with a wide smile.

Happy days.

 

[Markeh]

Yes, but then I'll have to confront reality in the rest of the world.

i could just punch myself in the balls for 90 minutes instead then, free and better than this

 

[jan]

Should have bought Matheus Nunes in january just to weaken our relegation rivals tbf

 

[Fabio]

I genuinely might just play frostpunk instead

 

[Shadey]

Not a bad idea to sub our 4 defenders and go all out attack. We don’t defend anyway.

Win it 10-9 or something

Keegan style

 

[Fabio]

Should have bought Matheus Nunes in january just to weaken our relegation rivals tbf

NO BECAUSE THERE WERE NO MIDFIELD OPTIONS IN THE SUMMER

 

[Farkmaster]

Keita with a party trick. Klopp with a wide smile.

Happy days.

Klopp isn't smiling. People keep saying this. That's embarrassment.

 

[Hansern]

Every team we play wants to win more, have more effort and fights twice as much for the ball as us.
Its unforgivable. Its insane.

 

[Farkmaster]

Why am I positive that keita bangs everything in in training, the coward.

 

[Fabio]

Klopp isn't smiling. People keep saying this. That's embarrassment.

Klopp keeps shitting himself publicly, so i'm wondering if his smiles are more personal kink based

 

[Fabio]

Move gakpo wide

 

[Halmeister]

I said it a few months ago, but last season took it out of these players mentally and emotionally. Throw in the fact that this team is finished physically now as well and it's a perfect shit storm. Absolute disaster. Squad needs an entire rebuild.

 

[Fabio]

He's fucking irrelevant in the middle

 

[Hansern]

Sub Matip for Phillips NOW