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Re: Why do the English hate England?

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[quote author=Sheik Yerbouti link=topic=39871.msg1090896#msg1090896 date=1271799356]
I'm not qualified to answer this one I'm afraid.
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Scouse?
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Peoples Republic and all that lar.
 
Re: Why do the English hate England?

Richie hit the nail on the head.

I hope England do well this time without winning it.
 
Re: Why do the English hate England?

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[quote author=Brendan link=topic=39871.msg1090628#msg1090628 date=1271763866]
[quote author=Terrier link=topic=39871.msg1090620#msg1090620 date=1271763025]
This question is obviously not directed to those with non English roots, but what bemuses me is why the 'English' are so non-nonchalant over their support for the National Team.

I can understand not being fussed over watching England team take on the Faroe Islands in some random friendly - but what about the big tournaments like the WC or the EC?

I've been to loads of countries and cities in my life and no matter whether they're the fiercest of rivals (Barca, Real, Boca, Riverplate, Inter AC) they all have utterly unified voices when it comes to their National Teams.

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No they don't. Spain being the obvious fucking example.

Real and Barca are far more important, and take up the majority of the media's time. They can hardly sell out 15,000 seater stadia for the national team. Spain is massively divided and the people identify with where they are from Valencia, Madrid, Catalonia etc than "Spain"

So, well thought out, as ever.


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Not strictly true Brendan although there are very strong regional identities in Spain there are fucking loads of Spaniards very excited about the upcoming Mundial.... They don't have any words to their anthem but there is plenty of patriotism here even among the catalans.

Mind you it's easy to buy into the national team emotionally for the Spanish as they are fucking magic to watch and will be one the teams to beat. Everybody loves a winner.

As for the original question I have no problem at all saying i'm patriotic and want England to do well and i will be excited if we play well and progress in the tournament, maybe it's because i live abroad and that makes you more patriotic .... i dont know.... England is a fucking lovely place in many ways.

Having said that the aggresive goons and drunken cunts who give shit to everyone spouting nasty bile and getting in fights, Fuck that i'd rather watch it out here in Spain.

The last world cup here was really fun though, the local bar filled with people from all competing teams and some of the banter was really good.

I remember the England Sweden game was really great with half the bar in Yellow and the other half in white both sides singing funny mocking songs at each other, where they could stick their IKEA flatpacks etc... the swedish riposte was excellent but i cant remember what it was now... perhaps because it was in Spain it was all really good natured and nobody took it to far and shit loads of beer was drunk and both sets of fans got on well and had a laugh.... in England some cunt would have started something i'm sure.

I love my country, it was very good to me, and i suppose i am in fact very "English" but the tatooed violent dickheads do actually spoil it for people... I hope one day they pack it in and grow up a little bit so we can all enjoy it.

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Great post molbystwin.
 
Re: Why do the English hate England?

Love England. Love the WC.

For me, I don't care that other people don't care.

It's not about JT/Lamps/Ferdinand and the rest of the cunts, it's just about the three lions. It doesn't matter who's wearing the shirt, just that someone wearing it lifts the trophy.

Personally I don't understand how anyone who loves football doesn't just relish the idea of the WC and want their country to do well. Players and twat supporters be damned. I'm English and will be proud if we win.
 
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[quote author=Dirty Sanchez link=topic=39871.msg1090966#msg1090966 date=1271814914]
Love England. Love the WC.

For me, I don't care that other people don't care.

It's not about JT/Lamps/Ferdinand and the rest of the cunts, it's just about the three lions. It doesn't matter who's wearing the shirt, just that someone wearing it lifts the trophy.
Personally I don't understand how anyone who loves football doesn't just relish the idea of the WC and want their country to do well. Players and twat supporters be damned. I'm English and will be proud if we win.

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So if a rapist and murderer made the team you'd support him?
 
Re: Why do the English hate England?

[quote author=Dreambeliever link=topic=39871.msg1090977#msg1090977 date=1271820759]
[quote author=Dirty Sanchez link=topic=39871.msg1090966#msg1090966 date=1271814914]
Love England. Love the WC.

For me, I don't care that other people don't care.

It's not about JT/Lamps/Ferdinand and the rest of the cunts, it's just about the three lions. It doesn't matter who's wearing the shirt, just that someone wearing it lifts the trophy.
Personally I don't understand how anyone who loves football doesn't just relish the idea of the WC and want their country to do well. Players and twat supporters be damned. I'm English and will be proud if we win.

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So if a rapist and murderer made the team you'd support him?

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That's the Dutch squad you're thinking of.
 
Re: Why do the English hate England?

[quote author=H link=topic=39871.msg1090777#msg1090777 date=1271789258]
It's England playing, not JT, Cashly etc. Anyone one who can't stand to get behind their own country should fuck off elsewhere.
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I already have done. Thanks for the heads up tho.
 
Re: Why do the English hate England?

There's no need for that. I read the forum at home and my kids could have easily seen it.
 
Re: Why do the English hate England?

I've removed the pic.

The football forum isn't the place for it.
 
Re: Why do the English hate England?

[quote author=Sheik Yerbouti link=topic=39871.msg1091000#msg1091000 date=1271832535]
Thanks Ross.
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What was it? I'm intrigued!
 
Re: Why do the English hate England?

I don't like secrets!!!!!!!
 
Re: Why do the English hate England?

[quote author=Terrier link=topic=39871.msg1090620#msg1090620 date=1271763025]
This question is obviously not directed to those with non English roots, but what bemuses me is why the 'English' are so non-nonchalant over their support for the National Team.
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Because we play such rubbish, unforgiveable football.

In his heart, every England fan knows that he's going to enjoy watching several other teams much more.
 
Re: Why do the English hate England?

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[quote author=Sheik Yerbouti link=topic=39871.msg1091000#msg1091000 date=1271832535]
Thanks Ross.
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What was it? I'm intrigued!
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Me too. Only open this thread for the NSFW content. (Wife and kids all out)
 
Re: Why do the English hate England?

[quote author=robinhood link=topic=39871.msg1091024#msg1091024 date=1271838693]
[quote author=Terrier link=topic=39871.msg1090620#msg1090620 date=1271763025]
This question is obviously not directed to those with non English roots, but what bemuses me is why the 'English' are so non-nonchalant over their support for the National Team.
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Because we play such rubbish, unforgiveable football.

In his heart, every England fan knows that he's going to enjoy watching several other teams much more.
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You're Manx- that's not English.
 
I like and support England generally. But I find it especially hard to rally behind this group of players.

I hope we do well, though.
 
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[quote author=Sheik Yerbouti link=topic=39871.msg1091000#msg1091000 date=1271832535]
Thanks Ross.
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What was it? I'm intrigued!
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Me too. Only open this thread for the NSFW content. (Wife and kids all out)
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I'm pretty sure you'd be thankful you didn't see it.
 
DAMMIT! I excitedly opened this thread using shit slow internet and scrolled down all the way and there's NO NSFW piccies???!!!!!



THIS IS MADNESS!
 
[quote author=reuque link=topic=39871.msg1091119#msg1091119 date=1271851481]
DAMMIT! I excitedly opened this thread using shit slow internet and scrolled down all the way and there's NO NSFW piccies???!!!!!



THIS IS MADNESS!
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Time to step up to the plate with your pictures Reuque.

You know you want to 😉
 
For all those that are devastated that they didn't see the picture, try to imagine a 1970's gentleman fingering the anus of another 1970's gentleman, while preparing to perform an act of fellatio upon the erect penis of the 'fingeree'.
 
[quote author=Skullflower link=topic=39871.msg1090786#msg1090786 date=1271789795]
you're a fucking mong, H.
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A big proud English one though.
 
Re: Why do the English hate England?

[quote author=Sheik Yerbouti link=topic=39871.msg1090995#msg1090995 date=1271831586]
There's no need for that. I read the forum at home and my kids could have easily seen it.
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I also read the forum at home and was viewing the match thread during the recent United game when my daughter read the thread title that I hadn't noticed up to that point - Liverpool v Scummy Twatty Cunts - Official Match Thread. Didn't you start that thread?
 
[quote author=TheFasterBlade link=topic=39871.msg1091122#msg1091122 date=1271852445]
For all those that are devastated that they didn't see the picture, try to imagine a 1970's gentleman fingering the anus of another 1970's gentleman, while preparing to perform an act of fellatio upon the erect penis of the 'fingeree'.
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Ah. Was that the one that someone linked to in GC t'other day? Lemon Tree party or summat?

Edit:

It was Bradley.

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Lemonparty.org.

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[size=14pt]MAJOR NSFW!!![/size]
 
Re: Why do the English hate England?

[quote author=Wilko7 link=topic=39871.msg1091139#msg1091139 date=1271854202]
[quote author=Sheik Yerbouti link=topic=39871.msg1090995#msg1090995 date=1271831586]
There's no need for that. I read the forum at home and my kids could have easily seen it.
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I also read the forum at home and was viewing the match thread during the recent United game when my daughter read the thread title that I hadn't noticed up to that point - Liverpool v Scummy Twatty Cunts - Official Match Thread. Didn't you start that thread?
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I think you'd probably expect to see a few swear words on a footy forum, what you wouldn't think you'd come across is the type of vivid picture that Sheiky rightly objected to.
 
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[quote author=Wilko7 link=topic=39871.msg1091139#msg1091139 date=1271854202]
[quote author=Sheik Yerbouti link=topic=39871.msg1090995#msg1090995 date=1271831586]
There's no need for that. I read the forum at home and my kids could have easily seen it.
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I also read the forum at home and was viewing the match thread during the recent United game when my daughter read the thread title that I hadn't noticed up to that point - Liverpool v Scummy Twatty Cunts - Official Match Thread. Didn't you start that thread?
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I think you'd probably expect to see a few swear words on a footy forum, what you wouldn't think you'd come across is the type of vivid picture that Sheiky rightly objected to.
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Kids will hear swearing all the time if they go the match. It's unlikely they'll see two naked grown men fondling each others bits though...
 
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[quote author=Rafa4PM link=topic=39871.msg1091143#msg1091143 date=1271854784]
[quote author=Wilko7 link=topic=39871.msg1091139#msg1091139 date=1271854202]
[quote author=Sheik Yerbouti link=topic=39871.msg1090995#msg1090995 date=1271831586]
There's no need for that. I read the forum at home and my kids could have easily seen it.
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I also read the forum at home and was viewing the match thread during the recent United game when my daughter read the thread title that I hadn't noticed up to that point - Liverpool v Scummy Twatty Cunts - Official Match Thread. Didn't you start that thread?
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I think you'd probably expect to see a few swear words on a footy forum, what you wouldn't think you'd come across is the type of vivid picture that Sheiky rightly objected to.
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Kids will hear swearing all the time if they go the match. It's unlikely they'll see two grown men fondling each others bits though...
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You sure about that Sunny?

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[quote author=Sunny link=topic=39871.msg1091155#msg1091155 date=1271856413]
[quote author=Rafa4PM link=topic=39871.msg1091143#msg1091143 date=1271854784]
[quote author=Wilko7 link=topic=39871.msg1091139#msg1091139 date=1271854202]
[quote author=Sheik Yerbouti link=topic=39871.msg1090995#msg1090995 date=1271831586]
There's no need for that. I read the forum at home and my kids could have easily seen it.
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I also read the forum at home and was viewing the match thread during the recent United game when my daughter read the thread title that I hadn't noticed up to that point - Liverpool v Scummy Twatty Cunts - Official Match Thread. Didn't you start that thread?
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I think you'd probably expect to see a few swear words on a footy forum, what you wouldn't think you'd come across is the type of vivid picture that Sheiky rightly objected to.
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Kids will hear swearing all the time if they go the match. It's unlikely they'll see two naked grown men fondling each others bits though...
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I take it you've not gone to see us play away at Newcastle then?
 
Re: Why do the English hate England?

[quote author=doctor_mac link=topic=39871.msg1091040#msg1091040 date=1271840986]
[quote author=robinhood link=topic=39871.msg1091024#msg1091024 date=1271838693]
[quote author=Terrier link=topic=39871.msg1090620#msg1090620 date=1271763025]
This question is obviously not directed to those with non English roots, but what bemuses me is why the 'English' are so non-nonchalant over their support for the National Team.
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Because we play such rubbish, unforgiveable football.

In his heart, every England fan knows that he's going to enjoy watching several other teams much more.
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You're Manx- that's not English.
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Another good reason
 
[quote author=robinhood link=topic=39871.msg1091209#msg1091209 date=1271871431]
P.S... but my parents are (Liverpool and Oldham), so I felt qualified to reply
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*waves gavel to signify the post is allowed*
 
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